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I was 18. Me and 4 male friends had been drinking for 7 hours at the casinos in Reno. Got the idea to hit the Mustang Ranch at 4 in the moring. Nothing like 10 good looking women standing in front of you while a large black one says "Your Choice".
I hope it was like that and it was not 10 good looking women looking at me while the large black women pick me. I did have a lot to drink. |
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Never an American one, but when going to other countries. Nothing like the local beer, and women.
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I was in the Marines and deployed a few times....I would never do that
"in thereory money well spent" |
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Ugh.... Can I get my vote back?? ETA: There was only one guy on compound that didnt go socialize, and it wasnt the Chaplin. He always went away for the weekend. |
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one you didn't satisfy enough, the other you scared away from men. Good job |
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If I knew a disease free hot hooker I'd be all for it.
I don't know of one. Anybody got any referals? |
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i picke up a chick in a bar one night.when i woke up she was gone and so was all the money in my wallet and my brand new toaster oven.does that count as paying for sex.
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There's a place in San Juan called the Black Angus .......at least there was . Yep
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You mean have I ever paid for sex? Sure; dinner, movies, drinks...
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His sister didn't charge me! What did you pay? |
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Back in '72, I was in Hong Kong. AIDS,and all those other scary new STDs had not yet been invented by the CIA, and I certainly tried what the had to offer there-three-story brothels, topless bars, "love hotels" where all the walls were mirrors,gorgeous bargirls who wanted to" meet "you after work-What a time! I flew back to LA with about a dollar in my pocket. Money well spent-IMO.
No way would I do something like that today-if I did,I'd have to have a condom about as thick as my duck-hunting waders . |
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Had a guy I used to work with call an escort service to his motel, Talked the girl into taking a check Pounded it as hard as he could Then.....................
Yup you guessed it! He went and cancelled the check the next morning |
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Don't do it. STD's, and you could be in trouble under UCMJ if you're .mil.
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I saw my whole chain of command at the whorehouse. If they tried to bust me, they were comming down with me! |
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Hahahaha. I'm surprised the Arfcom "God Squad™" hasn't hit this thread with a Holy Full Power Shot™ yet. |
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Oh God... get a check up ASAP. LOL! |
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Now that's some sigline material! |
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Im thinking about it!
My wife wants a $4000 ring, ever since I said not No but HELL NO, the pie has run dry. Im going to the Phillipines in Feb. Anyone got a penis I can borrow, cause I aint using mine! |
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+1 After I sobered up, I remember thinking, "Damn, there were lots of better things to spend my money on." |
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The current bible thumping administration changed all that. As of January of this year soliciting whores is illegal for all .mil members, even if it legal as can be in the country you are in. Assholes, not like it'll matter since it's so hard to prove anyway. Back before all that bull though I have sampled the wares in many locales, SE Asia, Germany, Amsterdam, etc. The only honest women in the world are the ones that tell you straight up how much that ass will cost you. If the hoochies at the local bar had price tags (100K, 150K, 200K) of how much they would screw you in a divorce hookers would be a lot more popular. |
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+1. The God Squad was on the porn post within 20 minutes of the first post! |
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Yep. Sure, it's easy enough to get away with, but suppose you tell your buddy about it and/or you've got a snitch in the unit and don't know it... Had a buddy who was in Iraq, he was dating a woman. Then he finds out "Oh shit, my girlfriend has a husband". She wrote him a letter telling him about it while he was deployed. He asked me what to do, and my response was "HAUL ASS !!! Do not let your chain of command find out !!!". He cut off all ties, and it's been all good. He's a SSGT in the AF. |
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technically they're not selling sex, just someone to accompany you to a banquet/fundrasing dinner/other place where you'd look like a tool going alone |
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And if sex just happens to happen along the way, well, both parties are consenting adults... |
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Yep but, I didn't pay for Her
Feb' of '82 all of us little "Genius'" that maxed our Gate-3 (Graduate Armor Training Evaluations) tests at FT Knox were given the "coveted" off-post pass for 24hrs. As teen-aged idiots we all decided to hit "E-Town" (The thought was it was far enough away from FT Knox that we wouldn't seem TOO obvious in our PX-bought sweats that said..."M-60A1...62 Tons of pure hell!" LOL!) A couple of the guys hooked-up with a pimp and about an hour later two young (Though older than we were at the time) Black Ladies showed-up at our motel room ready to kick-ass and take names. The "Payees" got "Stage-fright" and declined the invite to join the Ladies in an adjoining room. We all sorta sat in OUR room and giggled about the situation for awhile (Hell, we were a bunch of kids drinking beer for the first time in months) and gave the guys that'd PAID for the hookers shit for awhile. Finally, one of the Ladies knocked on the door and said that if "SOMEBODY didn't come over to their room in the next few minutes that they were going to leave and we could all F**k ourselves!" So I looked at my bud' (Who'd been one of the guys who'd paid for them) and said "Dude, you mind?" (lol) He said no, so I went. It was funny in a goofy sort of way. That Girl was about as much "into" me playin' "Hide the salami" with her as some kid at the local burger place was filling my order for fries but, it was better'n fries |
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never have, never will.... not for morality or anything, but im not desperate enough to pay for it, plus im always broke:p
plus, craigslist is free if i ever need to use it(i have a girl now, i wouldnt cheat on her.) cept theres this girl at work who has been shootin me the eye.... damn shes good lookin and cool.... some times i just wish i was a dog. but if ya dont have your honor, ya got nothin in this world. |
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Never.
Not that I have anything against prostitution, it just doesn't sound like it's much fun. Assuming we are talking about the kind of girl I'd be willing to have sex with (not a crack whore, etc.) they just have too many rules. Condoms, no kissing, etc. For me sex is a very personal thing that usually requires genuine affection (aka the girlfriend experience). I'm just not all that interested in "impersonal" sex. And I'm even less interested in paying for it. Now if I there was a Penthouse quality chick who was more "personal" with sex and I could afford it (and wasn't married) then sure. But I don't see that happening. |
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when i read this i knew you were from kali |
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+87 we all know it does |
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Nope - Illinois. Why? |
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+1 |
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i've never slept with a hooker, but i've been with them. i hve six of them cut up and in my freezer right now.
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