!?!?!?!? WTF, youth is wasted on the young.

[peep] Can you explain? [:(]

"towards the end, she tells the coach that I'm her favorite. I look at her, and she bends over on the table to talk to the coach. She was wearing these VERY VERY short biker/workout shorts. Oh man she .."

This is commonly refered to as a CLUE/HINT.
She is yours for the taking - but I could be wrong ..start a conversation with her and see where it goes .

That's what I'm saying.  Back in High School I had this thing for this beautiful girl named Kayla.  Her father was a baptist minister and she was straight up wild, which was right up my alley.  Unfortunately, I screwed around and ended up in what I thought was the "friend zone."  But now I know that the signals were all there, but I was just too dumb to see them.  She dropped all the hints, but never went so far as to throw me on the ground and take advantage of me.  She moved away and I didn't hear from her much, but she came back to town and called me at my apartment to "hook up," except my fiance answered!  She was less than pleased, and I could hear the disappointment in Kayla's voice.  My wife knows that if Kayla had come back into my life before I proposed to her, I probably would have been a bonehead and dumped her for Kayla.  I have too much invested in my marriage and children to do something stupid like that now.



Hah!  But wouldn't some of us find ourselves intimidated by sexually forward women like that?  I get the impression that a lot of people would just think them sluts, but I never minded anyone who was that forward.

God Bless Texas

[stick] So basically what you are saying, would mean also, if I jump from bridge that would mean I want to die, right? When to me it would mean just doing something really crazy and wanna try something totally different? Knowing I wont die from jumping into the lake. Think about it....

I have the same dream every week or two, always wake up so I don't know how it would work out. [smoke]

oh boy, i forsee an asskicking by the old lady in store for you if she ever get's wind of that remark.  lol, unfortuneate but true.

Kali is obviously either pre-pubescent or gay.....one or the other.

1. Wanna F*&K?
2. Wanna F^%K?
3. Wanna F*&K?
4. Wanna F^%K?

That about covers it.

sorry for the edit guys-keeps coming back page not found

dbl tap

Yeah, what are you saying?

I am twisted more than anybody I know and that kinda flew over head.
Ice

Irinako,
what the in hell are you talking about??
My reply was directed to kalifornia.I encouraged him start up a conversation with the lady.You are free to interpret as you wish.
If you choose to jump off bridges,out of airplanes or play on freeways - enjoy.

MP

I agree with your points in a way, but don't you think that some people might some what oversee through them? (I'm not trying to argue here, jst curious) Like take small things into being huge? [whacko]

So a girl announces your her favorite and then bends over in front of you.  Irinako, what are you waiting for? Her to sit on your face?  Sure, she could just be a tease or say No, but so, at least he tried.
Ice

pick up line (old):

go up to the girl and say "hey, you want to come over to my place for pizza and a fuck?"

(SLAP!)

Whats the matter?  Dont you like pizza?

Cleatus,
ROFLMFAO
Ice

Well, lets see. I am not into girls. Lol. More like into guys.[:)] But I know that people think differently and people understand differently. I believe that just doing it with anyone no matter if she is cute or not too cute isn't really worth it, but again as men think is differently. I learned to think positive and negative. Positive would be: Yes, go for it, the hint meant for you and she wants you. Negative: Maybe there was the guy she's seeing or sleeping already around and she was playing on him? Or, she likes to show off.

In any case, I mean, wouldn't a guy with the guts and the balls want something to make him run after her? Not just to stick it in and get out. I duno, guess my thinking is too much here, but I think a guy has to have a challenge in getting any girl, rather then her just letting it out on the table. It just sounds a bit too easy. [:(] Sorry.

"but don't you think that some people might some what oversee through them.."
Irinako/Irene

Irene,
What some people might see or think isn't the issue.How 'kalifornia' responds is.He asked ,by posting on this forum ,for input into his dilemna.Sink or swim - it's up to him now.

Mark

[:I] this is tooo funny.
Whatcha think of this one...

1)You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.
2)Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
3)If I said you were s*xy, would you hold your body against me?
4)I can make you feel like I've never had s*x before.
5)I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?
6)If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
7)If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.
8)Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?
9)You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.
10)Uh, hey baby.

Don't be sorry, thats your opinion and it is good to hear from everybody, sorry for trying to rip you a new one.
Ice

How about "That's a nice dress, can I talk you out of it?"
Ice

What the Hell are you thinking?!  Once is enough . . . two times and it's wakeup time!  Give it a shot fer chrissakes!  You only live once and when you're old and toothless you can still have the dignity of not chickening out.  But paly it COOOLLL.

Don't let us down!

Oh and there's 2 things in this world you (almost) never say NO to:  pussy and money!

[:)]
Pickup Line:
1)Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
2)Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
3)I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
4)My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
5)I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
6)Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
7)Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you" Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"
8)Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.
9)I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
10)I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
11)I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
12)The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
13)Guy: "haven't I seen you someplace before?" Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."
14)Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
15)(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."
16)Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
17)Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
18)Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's
19)What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
20)If I pet you, would you follow me home?
21)Excuse me. Do you want to f&%k or should I apologize?
22)Your face or MINE!? Your place or mine?
23)Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
24)Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
25)I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
26)Is it hot in here or is it just you?
27)Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!
28)Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
29)Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
30)Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
31)Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
32)I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
33)Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
34)Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
35)When she's leaving:"Hey, where are you going?" Answer:"home." You:"You're not just gonna leave me here like this are you?"

I'm at the computer lab at school right now. No luck finding her today. Next time I see her, I'll probably go up and just talk to her. I'll probably say a joke or something. Either that or tell the coach that she's my favorite too and stick my ass out towards her.  Oh yeah, Ms. Righty didn't get no action last night (gotta save it for you know).

No, I'm not gay, I'm just a little shy. I always say to myself that I only have one life and I might as well do this and that, but I end up chickening out most of the time. I think I'm going for this one. I can't let all of them pass me by anymore (and there have been a lot in high school and now that I passed up). I guess being heartbroken for the last year, I had a little hate for wommenz. But I'm over it now so it's on!!! Let the games begin. I hope I get a pic. Shes pretty damn hot!!!

I'm thinking of asking her if shes a natural blonde and if she doesn't mind if I make sure.

After a comment like that I got to wonder if this is BS or not.

I was just kidding about that. After seeing all those "pick up"/ slap my face lines, I wanted to add one myself. I'm still thinking of what to say... maybe just let her start the conversation. Hmmmmmmmmm

dude, we want to try and help Kali out.....not get him racked in the balls.

About 10 years ago this hot babe (kind of sporty looking) invited me over to her place for beer and pizza, and to listen to the new CDs she just bought.  I said "No thanks, I don't feel like having pizza tonight".

Do you hear a kicking sound?  That is me kicking myself.  She did not want beer.  She did not want pizza.  I did not realize until too late that she really wanted slap freaky nasty sex!  I can't count the number of times I have messed up opportunities like that.  Don't be a doofus, or you will be sorry.  Get it now, because you won't keep getting hot poon thrown in you face forever.

If you need a pickup line, try this:  "Hi, my name is Kalifornia..."

The only thing the pickup lines were meant for was to cheer him up a bit and try not to let him get too much into thinking of what and how he will act. Cause that is what i think he is doing. And thinking too much is not the right thing to do at this point. He should just simply start with being very formal and maybe smile in here and there and just be him and loosen up later if he sees more signs. Not show that he is desperate for it and can't get it somewhere else.

I missed a few opportunities last year. I was working at a temp job last summer and was assigned to work at a Hottie & the Blowfish concert. I was working at the cash register and these two FINE looking chicks came up to me and ordered some food. I give it to them and they pay me. Hidden in the money was a condom and when I found it, I looked at them and both were smiling at me. I didn't think anything of it and joked around saying that it can come to good use. One of them winks at me while leaving. They were a little older (I was 21, they were probably around 26). When I think about it now, I think they wanted me to use it with them that day. On the other hand, what would two older chicks want to do with a youngster like me? I don't really kick myself for possibly missing that opportunity. Maybe when I'm 40, I sure will.  

Dude, if she's into AR's, just tell her to pull the charging handle, get a good cheek weld, and proper eye relief, and get ready for the THREE ROUND BURST!!!!

Probably at 40, you will have other things to think and worry about then the missed opportunity when you were 21. I bet you a smart guy, so try not to worry about such things. You got a date to look forward to ;) *wink*wink* better make a move! ehhe [:d] The worth you may get from her is this [BD] but you'll live and we'll be here when ya need to talk, right?

The concept here is once you have enough experience to read a situation, you are too old to act on it.  Shit like this only happens to 22 year olds.  It never happens once you know how to react.  Reference the other posters.

No, they all come rushing back at night.

Maybe that is when you might wanna try changing styles 8) Or try bouncing [bounce] on the other side, or being bit more evelish [devil]? I think it's all in your mind...you can be happy when you sad and sad when you happy. It is all in your head. So control it. (but takes time to learn how to)

"The concept here is once you have enough experience to read a situation, you are too old to act on it. Shit like this only happens to 22 year olds. It never happens once you know how to react. Reference the other posters."

He speaketh the truth.

I can't agree more [:D]

just walk up to her and say:

my bolgona has a first name,

its L-A-R-G-E !!!


works everytime, then take her out and put the sausage to her.

rule number one:

ALWAYS get her off twice before you show her your dick.

eat that p#ssy son!! till she begs you to stop.

what else is there to say...everyone has pretty much covered everything...if you pass this up just remember what Gomer Pyle use to say..."SHAME...SHAME...SHAME"....

[:(] wish I can say that.

True. Nothing left to say, but plenty left to do. I'll let you guys know how it turns out. I HOPE she likes guns. If she is like other girls I meet that think I'm an ass just for havin guns, then I'll have to pass.

WARNING - VIOLATION OF MALE CODE AND RULE NUMBER 1!

Never, ever, do that again.

Jeez, can you imagine.

OK, I need more information. Do you know this girl at all or did she just happen to come along and announce your her favorite? While we are at it, favorite what? See, this is why I miss all those signals I think too much and over analyze. Women pretty much have to hit me  in the head for me to get it and it sucks.

I agree with whoever said just talk to her and forget the BS lines and see what happens fromm there. Maybe she's just looking for a "quckie" or maybe she has been interested in you for a while and is wanting something longer, but find out which one it is, so both of you will know what you want.    

BMB

A word of advice my son,

When you get dressed for "PE class" next time, make sure you are wearing something that will not reveal your hard on.  Hey, this reminds me of a story. I once went swimming with some friends and ended up meeting this really cool chick.  Well, I ended up driving her home. I was free-balling it. I went over to open the door and just about poked her eye out with the wood I was sporting.  I ended up giving her a hug goodnight.  With skill and determination I was able to get a piece a few days later, but damn was it awkward that night.

By the way, I think you should f@ck the snot out of her...

I don't know her at all (except that she took my ID picture and told me she remembered taking it a few weeks before the "booty call"). I'm just on the ground stretching after working out and while she was walking toward the coach, she points at me and says I'm her favorite. I have no idea what that meant. Then, knowing that I'm looking, bends over the table to talk to the coach revealing that sweet looking piece of a$$.

I'm not that much of a horney bastard. I know how to keep little man under control when in public.

Look it's simple just go up to here and introduce yourself if she response ask her to go over the student union for a soda or a coffee then go from there. It's not that complicated.
I can honestly say I only regret not responding 2 times and both of those where when I was in High school.