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Posted: 4/18/2006 6:55:24 AM EDT

[#1]

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The funny thing is, a real deal warrior approached me a few weeks ago when I was eating dinner at a Chinese place before heading home for the night. This guy was 180 degrees from Dean. It was in his walk and his talk as well.

That's the way to tell.

Head of security at my old school was former SF. The guy really had one cool story from central America. The rest were about the usual BS. Nothing amazing or fancy. Kuwait? Mostly he sat on his ass apparently. He was cool to talk to.

The way you could really tell was his walk. He'd put on some weight, but still had this "nothing in the world can touch me" walk. That and a few of us saw him haul himself one handed over an eight foot fence while chasing some guy. And when some guy pulled a gun on him in the city to try and mug his wife and violated the 21 foot rule. He broke the guy's arm in two places.

Posted: 4/18/2006 6:59:02 AM EDT

[#2]

On the flipside of that coin, my wife's brother was in the army for 5 years. He drove trucks from base to base the whole time save for a stint driving more trucks in Kosovo (? well somewhere in the Balkans).

When military service comes up I have heard people go "wow, the Army huh, what'd you do? I bet you have some stores!". He unflinchingly says "I drove supply trucks my whole stint".

Unfailingly, he says they go

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Posted: 4/18/2006 7:02:49 AM EDT

[#3]

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When military service comes up I have heard people go "wow, the Army huh, what'd you do? I bet you have some stores!". He unflinchingly says "I drove supply trucks my whole stint".

Unfailingly, he says they go .

That's irritating. My grandfather was USMC infantry and thinks supply guys walk on water.

Posted: 4/18/2006 7:13:34 AM EDT

[#4]

Here's what you should have asked:

"Why do you do it, Dean? You some kinda War Junkie?"

He would have looked at you and not said a goddamn thing.

Posted: 4/18/2006 7:21:34 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Here's what you should have asked:

"Why do you do it, Dean? You some kinda War Junkie?"

He would have looked at you and not said a goddamn thing.

He would have thought to himself.... its about the man next to you.

Posted: 4/18/2006 7:22:10 AM EDT

[#6]

You guys are horrible being mistrusting of a true hero!

He sunk the Kursk for God's sake! He gave those commies what for and you guys have the audacity to question and poke fun at him!

Posted: 4/18/2006 8:14:37 AM EDT

[#7]

Posted: 4/18/2006 8:16:00 AM EDT

[#8]

My (Great) Uncle Trev served in Korea and has some great stories, but he's never talked about combat or heroics.

Uncle Trev later became US Marshal in California, now retired. He's never once bragged about what he's done as a US Marshal.

I know Uncle Trev saved someone's life from a mugger once, but that's only because I heard the story first-hand from the rescued individual. (Good CCW story)

My point is that real heroes don't need to hype themselves. Their countenance speaks volumes.

Posted: 4/18/2006 9:44:11 AM EDT

[#9]

My job is so secret that I do not have mirrors in my house so I do not know what I look like, and won't be able to identify myself if someone shows me a picture with me in it!

Posted: 4/18/2006 9:57:53 AM EDT

[#10]

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My job is so secret that I do not have mirrors in my house so I do not know what I look like, and won't be able to identify myself if someone shows me a picture with me in it!

Is this you in these photos?

"Couldn't tell ya."

Posted: 4/18/2006 10:42:56 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Everyone knows the Shadow Warriors are old school. They were disbanded and replaced with Megaforce.

They supply the troops for the SSDG program now.

Where may I obtain the proper form for joining Megaforce?

Will I get to fly airplanes, sink submarines, and shoot Castro?

Posted: 4/18/2006 10:52:49 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Where may I obtain the proper form for joining Megaforce?

They are over on Lightfighter.net.

Posted: 4/18/2006 10:57:40 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
The Shadow Warrior thing sounds familiar for some reason, probably just something I read in a book though.

Actually, it's a game that 3d realms made off of Dean The Warrior's REAL LIFE exploits!

AvengeR15, you met a LIVING LEGEND! The man himself, Dean!

Posted: 4/18/2006 11:02:11 AM EDT

[#14]

My policy is simple.
If I meet a stranger, and within the first few minutes of conversation they reveal that they are:

a) Ranger

b) SEAL

c) Force Recon

d) "Green Beret"

e) Delta

f) Sniper

...I consider them to be lying.

Posted: 4/18/2006 11:04:56 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Here's what you should have asked:

"Why do you do it, Dean? You some kinda War Junkie?"

He would have looked at you and not said a goddamn thing.

Posted: 4/18/2006 11:07:25 AM EDT

[#16]

The Shadow Of Your Smile

Tony Bennett

The shadow of your smile when you are gone
Will color all my dreams and light the dawn
Look into my eyes my love and see
All the lovely things you are to me

Our wistful little star was far too high
A teardrop kissed your lips and so did I
Now when I remember spring
And all the joy that love can bring

Posted: 4/18/2006 11:27:19 AM EDT

[#17]

Old School Mall Ninja!

Back in the NES Days!

Posted: 4/18/2006 11:39:51 AM EDT

[#18]

You must have missed the part about him flying the silent black lolliwopter

Posted: 4/18/2006 11:52:34 AM EDT

[#19]

Classic symptoms of methanphetamine addiction and/or schizophernia.

I used to get these guys in my Recruiting Station alot. They are easy to spot, usually having REALLY unbelievable stories like this guy.

Be nice to them, they can be very violent if their make believe world is disrupted. Especially if they are schizophrenic and not on MEDS.

Posted: 4/18/2006 11:52:47 AM EDT

[#20]

lmao, tagged.

Posted: 4/18/2006 11:53:57 AM EDT

[#21]

If this turns out to be true there are going to be alot of red faces

-Foxxz

PS-I helped build the earthquake bomb.

Posted: 4/18/2006 12:03:45 PM EDT

[#22]

Funny, I just remembered this: I was standing gate "guard" at RTC Great lakes shortly after basic training when this old scraggly guy came up. He said he was reporting for duty, and gave his name, which I don't recall. I was new and really had no clue what to do (this was before 9/11 and there was basically no security except me, the dopey green recruit, with nothing more lethal than a radio. So I called in and they had someone more senior come out adn talk to him while escorting him out the gate. Aparently he was some homeless guy with dementia who comes by every once in a while.

I know, dull story, but it was amusing at the time...

Posted: 4/18/2006 12:10:48 PM EDT

[#23]

Dude WTF? everything I told you was true! I was just trying to talk to you , next time I wont. And dont try to join SW because I decide who gets in..... good by ...Dean

Posted: 4/18/2006 12:18:21 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Quoted:
The Shadow Warrior thing sounds familiar for some reason, probably just something I read in a book though.

Actually, it's a game that 3d realms made off of Dean The Warrior's REAL LIFE exploits!

AvengeR15, you met a LIVING LEGEND! The man himself, Dean!

Why, oh why does the top of that say: WHO WANTS SOME WANG?

Posted: 4/18/2006 12:24:20 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Quoted:

--In 2000, when the Chinese were making noise about invading Taiwan, he flew in the copilot's seat of a PSR-72 and dropped a thermonuclear earthquake-producing bomb on their country, to convince them of the futility of invading Taiwan, since we could wipe them out easily with our superior technology.

BUSTED!

What a loser.

This event was declassified last year, and that's why I can tell you that it was my Uncle Howard that delivered that thermonuclear device.

And anyone in the know would realize that the PSR-72 didn't have the capability to deliver that device until after the main spar was re-designed in late '63 (or was it '64?)

My uncle Howard (RIP) participated in what is now known as the only suicide mission ever performed by a US soldier, when he rode his Hodaka Combat Wombat into the earthquake target area with the device strapped to his back.

And that's the God's Honest Truth.

The film was recently declassified, I guess?

TRG

Posted: 4/18/2006 12:25:58 PM EDT

[#26]

tag for later reading

Posted: 4/18/2006 12:28:59 PM EDT

[#27]

Shadow Warrior?

That was a kick ass first person style game I played back in 1997 when I still played those games. It was the funnest IHMO.

:roflmao:

Posted: 4/18/2006 12:32:15 PM EDT

[#28]

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--He helped develop the PSR-72 and -73, which came after the SR-71. The -72 and -73 used a revolutionary new engine that ran on 'atmosphere' and could also swoop down over the oceans and suck up salt water to use at fuel. These two planes could fly at Mach 18.5.

--In 2000, when the Chinese were making noise about invading Taiwan, he flew in the copilot's seat of a PSR-72 and dropped a thermonuclear earthquake-producing bomb on their country, to convince them of the futility of invading Taiwan, since we could wipe them out easily with our superior technology.
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"My real name's Dean."
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Well, you can't expect a feller like that to design water suckin' hypersonic airplanes, and fly as PIC, too!

Posted: 4/18/2006 12:32:55 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Dude WTF? everything I told you was true! I was just trying to talk to you , next time I wont. And dont try to join SW because I decide who gets in..... good by ...Dean

Can I get in?

Posted: 4/18/2006 12:35:10 PM EDT

[#30]

That is awesome. I love talking to those guys. I can't help but laugh.

Max

Posted: 4/18/2006 12:35:27 PM EDT

[#31]

The PSR-72 is made out of the new exotic material alloy and uses the new anti-gravity motors. The EMA and new force fields make it possible to fly 14,000 mph in the atomosphere without melting the entire aircraft. Unfortuanately it can only fly during meteor showers since the big plasma trail is a dead give away.

Guess that's what happens from the Gunny smacking you on the back of the head too hard one too many times. Hopefully he's harmless.

Posted: 4/18/2006 12:37:21 PM EDT

[#32]

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The PSR-72 is made out of the new exotic material alloy and uses the new anti-gravity motors. The EMA and new force fields make it possible to fly 14,000 mph in the atomosphere without melting the entire aircraft. Unfortuanately it can only fly during meteor showers since the big plasma trail is a dead give away.

Now you done. Don't leave the room, the secret Ninja security forces will be fast roping onto your house in a few minutes.

Posted: 4/18/2006 12:49:24 PM EDT

[#33]

Delta Echo Alpha November....

This is Tango Delta, acknowledge.

Posted: 4/18/2006 2:13:20 PM EDT

[#34]

Tango is that really you?

Dogface Delta here!
Charlie's (librarians) through the wire , foo gas didn't blow, requesting Arty! Over.

Posted: 4/18/2006 3:53:53 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
did he own a mini14?

which one of these guys was he?

www.legendarytv.com/the_a-team/wallpaper/the_a_team_group_3_800.jpg

Brilliant caption:

"Why only the honkies got guns????"

Posted: 4/18/2006 4:05:26 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Quoted:
wow!

BTW I was the one that sunk the Kursk!

I helped dammit

I dropped the duece and dry docked the Bismark.

Posted: 4/18/2006 4:09:49 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Here's what you should have asked:

"Why do you do it, Dean? You some kinda War Junkie?"

He would have looked at you and not said a goddamn thing.

Posted: 4/18/2006 4:19:13 PM EDT

[#38]

Was he peddeling tinfoil hats and democrat party pins?

Posted: 4/19/2006 10:15:10 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Tango is that really you?

Dogface Delta here!
Charlie's (librarians) through the wire , foo gas didn't blow, requesting Arty! Over.

Roger that Delta.
We'll need to get Dean to run another black ops mission. Over.

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