Shit. I hit cynical quite a while ago
and burrowed right through that bitch
until I hit uber-cynic.
What makes me a cynic:
... the fact that we have managers in
our division who are completely bat-
shit insane to the point that their
employees are planning a full-blown
mutany. However, the director is too
much of a pussy to do a goddamned
thing - to the determent of the entire
company...
... the fact that the company would
rather pay $500 for an LTO tape
rather than allow me to buy it for
$100 at Staples ...
... the fact that our group decided
to start improving our documentation
and now it has gotten so out of control
that I now write more lines of documentation
that makes the company $0 than code
that makes the company $alot ...
... the fact that the other developers on
the team would rather write some half-
assed, hacked-up, thalydamide-abortion
of a feature implementation in order to
get it done "fast" rather than taking 35
extra seconds to do it correctly. Of
course, I get shit for coming back later
and rewriting their electronic fuckstain
of an excuse for code...
... the fact that everyone else on the
team is too much of a pussy to expense
the drinks we had after the stupid assed
meeting that we had to drive 4 hours to
attend ...
... the fact that I work too much, get laid
too little, and that every day I feel like I
am racing faster and faster towards the
abiss with nothing to show for my life than
a bank account, a mortgage, and a
Masters degree ...
I need a fucking drink.