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This doesn't look like a US flight, from the script on the exit sign.
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give him something to really wail about, fucking assholes infringing on other people's enjoyment, and peace
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I take the Emirates flight from Dubai (UAE) to Manila quite often. Not often enough, though. They have prayer areas set up so they can go and kneel and pray at the back of the aircraft. They also serve me as much beer as I want. I have NEVER heard anyone do this shit on an Emirates or Saudia flight.
And yes, I would say I was in fear of my life because of his proximity to the door... |
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He better use his inside voice before he finds his ass outside..................the plane.
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And this is why we know WilliamGray is not a pilot or engineer. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Keep my seatbelt on and pop the hatch the guy is standing beside. Suction should fix the problem. And this is why we know WilliamGray is not a pilot or engineer. That's where the oxygen masks come in. |
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I heard a guy yelling at someone like that on a jobsite once. We ran to the work trailer to hide from what we thought was an impending bomb blast. View Quote This is exactly what I would have thought if I woke up to that shit on an airliner. I would have no choice but to instantly jump out of my seat and take the guy down. There would be nothing hateful or biggoted about it. You gotta do what you gotta do. Don't blame me, blame his exploding Islamist brethren. |
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"He was coming straight at me. I was in fear for my life and the lives of everybody else on the aircraft, Sir/Ma'am."
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would not be very comfortable with a mentally unstable person hollering and yelling right next to the exit door he could easily open
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Keep my seatbelt on and pop the hatch the guy is standing beside. Suction should fix the problem. And this is why we know WilliamGray is not a pilot or engineer. That's where the oxygen masks come in. Further evidence. They are what you might describe as "difficult" to open in flight. |
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Eh, the guy was just praying. That being said, if I was the pilot I would fly a few circles and tell the guy to guess which way east is. View Quote he was praying in a manner that would make a prudent person think that it might be his "Last" prayer and was about to attempt to open the emergency door... I think I would have been arrested for assault when the plane landed. ETA: if it was a domestic flight or U.S. Airspace... because I don't fly to the middle east. |
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he was praying in a manner that would make a prudent person think that it might be his "Last" prayer and was about to attempt to open the emergency door... I think I would have been arrested for assault when the plane landed. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Eh, the guy was just praying. That being said, if I was the pilot I would fly a few circles and tell the guy to guess which way east is. he was praying in a manner that would make a prudent person think that it might be his "Last" prayer and was about to attempt to open the emergency door... I think I would have been arrested for assault when the plane landed. This. I would (as would any reasonable person, I think) assume he intends to do something bad and this is his last prayer. I would act according to those assumptions. |
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Further evidence. They are what you might describe as "difficult" to open in flight. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Keep my seatbelt on and pop the hatch the guy is standing beside. Suction should fix the problem. And this is why we know WilliamGray is not a pilot or engineer. That's where the oxygen masks come in. Further evidence. They are what you might describe as "difficult" to open in flight. Difficult or impossible? serious question... cause I am curious |
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Further evidence. They are what you might describe as "difficult" to open in flight. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Keep my seatbelt on and pop the hatch the guy is standing beside. Suction should fix the problem. And this is why we know WilliamGray is not a pilot or engineer. That's where the oxygen masks come in. Further evidence. They are what you might describe as "difficult" to open in flight. Difficult? I figure impossible unless you depressurize the plane. This is GD, it was a joke. |
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Difficult or impossible? serious question... cause I am curious View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Keep my seatbelt on and pop the hatch the guy is standing beside. Suction should fix the problem. And this is why we know WilliamGray is not a pilot or engineer. That's where the oxygen masks come in. Further evidence. They are what you might describe as "difficult" to open in flight. Difficult or impossible? serious question... cause I am curious I would say impossible, they seal from the inside out due to cabin pressure. |
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see now I am curious if I can do it.... how many lbs of force are we talking here... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I would say impossible, they seal from the inside out due to cabin pressure. see now I am curious if I can do it.... how many lbs of force are we talking here... Impossible. They open inward. You have cabin pressure of around 12 psi (just a guess. I know it's not the 14.7 at sea level but it's close). Think of the surface area of the door. That's a lot of square inches each with 12 pounds sitting on them. Not to mention the extreme low pressure on the outside of the door due to Bernoulli. |
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I could be surrounded by children, Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and all the angels and saints and would still shout out SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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Quoted: see now I am curious if I can do it.... how many lbs of force are we talking here... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I would say impossible, they seal from the inside out due to cabin pressure. see now I am curious if I can do it.... how many lbs of force are we talking here... I think the Incredible Hulk could do it. That's about it. A quick Google search shows a common plane type is usually pressurized to about 11psi. At 30K feet, the outside pressure is about 4 psi. So that's 7 psi of pressure on the door (really even more, considering the outside air is moving and would exert less pressure). If the door is 3 ft by 7ft, that'd be about 21,000 lbs of force you'd need to overcome to open the door. |
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Sit there quietly video taping the experience and finish off with a selfie, of course!
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I'd probably tell him something about his religion that would get me banned if I posted it here.
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I think the Incredible Hulk could do it. That's about it. A quick Google search shows a common plane type is usually pressurized to about 11psi. At 30K feet, the outside pressure is about 4 psi. So that's 7 psi of pressure on the door (really even more, considering the outside air is moving and would exert less pressure). If the door is 3 ft by 7ft, that'd be about 21,000 lbs of force you'd need to overcome to open the door. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I would say impossible, they seal from the inside out due to cabin pressure. see now I am curious if I can do it.... how many lbs of force are we talking here... I think the Incredible Hulk could do it. That's about it. A quick Google search shows a common plane type is usually pressurized to about 11psi. At 30K feet, the outside pressure is about 4 psi. So that's 7 psi of pressure on the door (really even more, considering the outside air is moving and would exert less pressure). If the door is 3 ft by 7ft, that'd be about 21,000 lbs of force you'd need to overcome to open the door. well knowing that now...I guess I can no longer kick the guy in the nuts unless he breaks out a "Jack" or something.... |
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Quoted: well knowing that now...I guess I can no longer kick the guy in the nuts unless he breaks out a "Jack" or something.... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I would say impossible, they seal from the inside out due to cabin pressure. see now I am curious if I can do it.... how many lbs of force are we talking here... I think the Incredible Hulk could do it. That's about it. A quick Google search shows a common plane type is usually pressurized to about 11psi. At 30K feet, the outside pressure is about 4 psi. So that's 7 psi of pressure on the door (really even more, considering the outside air is moving and would exert less pressure). If the door is 3 ft by 7ft, that'd be about 21,000 lbs of force you'd need to overcome to open the door. well knowing that now...I guess I can no longer kick the guy in the nuts unless he breaks out a "Jack" or something.... |
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I would yell at him to sit down and shut up, if he didn't comply I would work to get him to comply.
After the plane landed I'd stop to get a nice bacon cheeseburger and a milkshake to mellow myself out a bit |
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"Never say never" and all that, but in this case I'm saying it - Never. I doubt there's a human being alive that could do it. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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would not be very comfortable with a mentally unstable person hollering and yelling right next to the exit door he could easily open I doubt there's a human being alive that could do it. today I learned something I really did think it was like the movies. never thought about it, just assumed just grab the handle and all hell breaks loose good to know |
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Even then I'd be worried he had a bomb of some sort on his person, or maybe something that could be used to break a window (small drill or something that could equalize pressure) before opening the door. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I would say impossible, they seal from the inside out due to cabin pressure. see now I am curious if I can do it.... how many lbs of force are we talking here... I think the Incredible Hulk could do it. That's about it. A quick Google search shows a common plane type is usually pressurized to about 11psi. At 30K feet, the outside pressure is about 4 psi. So that's 7 psi of pressure on the door (really even more, considering the outside air is moving and would exert less pressure). If the door is 3 ft by 7ft, that'd be about 21,000 lbs of force you'd need to overcome to open the door. well knowing that now...I guess I can no longer kick the guy in the nuts unless he breaks out a "Jack" or something.... on a commercial plane a small hole would have no to little effect of pressure... as the air pumps will compensate for small holes |
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It would be funny if the flight was to Hawaii and the flight attendant said "Aloha, Snackbar?" as she walked by with a food cart.
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Good chance of him being on the receiving end of hammer fists upon his skull until someone pulled me off of him.
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