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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:13:13 PM EDT
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If it would've been on Colfax, you would have been beat down.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:18:53 PM EDT
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Oh yeah....O-Dark Thirty Flashbangs and dogs catching lead are in your immediate future!
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Posted: 9/17/2009 5:19:33 PM EDT
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Oh yeah....O-Dark Thirty Flashbangs and dogs catching lead are in your immediate future!
Dibs on Law Degree The dog sleeps in his cage at night... but here's hoping they shoot the cat.  
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Posted: 9/17/2009 5:21:25 PM EDT
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Typical LEO encounter that happens tens-of-thousands of times a day. I gave everybody 15-over though. Same here, now I give 'em until 20 over. 11 over is cheeeesey. |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 5:23:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/17/2009 5:25:46 PM EDT
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slow down and you wont get pulled over I know, I know.... The lawyer on the other side of the hearing drove past me and laughed his ass off. 
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Posted: 9/17/2009 5:51:02 PM EDT
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Oh yeah....O-Dark Thirty Flashbangs and dogs catching lead are in your immediate future!
Dibs on Law Degree The dog sleeps in his cage at night... but here's hoping they shoot the cat. So you do have a GF. Miracles do happen. |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 5:58:04 PM EDT
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Oh yeah....O-Dark Thirty Flashbangs and dogs catching lead are in your immediate future!
Dibs on Law Degree The dog sleeps in his cage at night... but here's hoping they shoot the cat. So you do have a GF. Miracles do happen. I hope my wife doesn't find out!!!!!!!!!!! Wife came with a cat.... 15 years ago... 
It ............................just..............................won't ................................................DIE! |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 6:10:05 PM EDT
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Oh yeah....O-Dark Thirty Flashbangs and dogs catching lead are in your immediate future!
Dibs on Law Degree The dog sleeps in his cage at night... but here's hoping they shoot the cat. So you do have a GF. Miracles do happen. I hope my wife doesn't find out!!!!!!!!!!! Wife came with a cat.... 15 years ago...
It ............................just..............................won't ................................................DIE! You owe me a new screen and a glass of shiraz. |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 7:07:43 PM EDT
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Oh yeah....O-Dark Thirty Flashbangs and dogs catching lead are in your immediate future!
Dibs on Law Degree The dog sleeps in his cage at night... but here's hoping they shoot the cat. So you do have a GF. Miracles do happen. I hope my wife doesn't find out!!!!!!!!!!! Wife came with a cat.... 15 years ago...
It ............................just..............................won't ................................................DIE! You owe me a new screen and a glass of shiraz. Your kids know you've been drinking their cool-ade? You know that scene in Band of Brothers where Capt. Nixon expertly opens a tin can, gets serious, then tells Winters "never own a cat" ? I don't know if I should laugh or cry when I watch. "Sure she has a cat," I said to myself, " but she's a 22 year old hot piece of ass and its not like I'm in love or, for that matter, that cats live forever." 
Could not have been more wrong. Glad about one of the things I was wrong about. The old disease-riddled, tortoise-shell, stink bucket is at my feet as we speak. I will say this for the crotchety old feline, she'll kill the hell out of vermin. |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 7:13:16 PM EDT
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Out the fifteen people I pull over a day, I maybe give one ticket. So isolated incident... I don't think so.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 7:19:53 PM EDT
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Most CO cops are decent guys, from what little I know.
Here's to 'em
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Posted: 9/18/2009 7:14:14 AM EDT
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You owe me a new screen and a glass of shiraz. Your kids know you've been drinking their cool-ade? You know that scene in Band of Brothers where Capt. Nixon expertly opens a tin can, gets serious, then tells Winters "never own a cat" ? I don't know if I should laugh or cry when I watch. "Sure she has a cat," I said to myself, " but she's a 22 year old hot piece of ass and its not like I'm in love or, for that matter, that cats live forever."
Could not have been more wrong. Glad about one of the things I was wrong about. The old disease-riddled, tortoise-shell, stink bucket is at my feet as we speak. I will say this for the crotchety old feline, she'll kill the hell out of vermin. Not really my favorite. I prefer merlot with steak but the Mrs won't drink it because it's to strong. But I will drink it with fish or chicken because I don't really like white wines. |
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Posted: 9/18/2009 7:23:18 AM EDT
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You owe me a new screen and a glass of shiraz. Your kids know you've been drinking their cool-ade? You know that scene in Band of Brothers where Capt. Nixon expertly opens a tin can, gets serious, then tells Winters "never own a cat" ? I don't know if I should laugh or cry when I watch. "Sure she has a cat," I said to myself, " but she's a 22 year old hot piece of ass and its not like I'm in love or, for that matter, that cats live forever."
Could not have been more wrong. Glad about one of the things I was wrong about. The old disease-riddled, tortoise-shell, stink bucket is at my feet as we speak. I will say this for the crotchety old feline, she'll kill the hell out of vermin. Not really my favorite. I prefer merlot with steak but the Mrs won't drink it because it's to strong. But I will drink it with fish or chicken because I don't really like white wines. These days if I bother with a glass of wine I go all in with a big chewy red; zinfandel, Chianti, San-giovese. But, they leave me cloudy and stuffy the next day.... so... I usually stick to beer or the hard stuff. I like beer with food. Clears the pallet. I'm with you on whites. I'll cook with a white wine, but don't drink them. |
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Posted: 9/18/2009 7:43:03 AM EDT
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Good manners and a respectful attitude will go a long way with most LEOs.
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Posted: 9/18/2009 7:49:44 AM EDT
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Did he ask you what county you live in?
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Posted: 9/18/2009 7:57:36 AM EDT
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Did he ask you what county you live in? I wish he would have.... I would have given him a piece of my mind for wasting my time with such useless drivel.......  
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Posted: 9/18/2009 7:59:38 AM EDT
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I was on my way to a carbine course and got a blowout. The trooper was kind enough to block traffic with his crown vic. He noticed weapons cases and ammo cans in the back of my pickup.
He and I talked about my upcoming trip and that I had an AK wasr, a ar15 and a glock 19. He was even nice enough to help me throw the blown tire in the back of my truck. Meh. These things happen. I've seldom met a dick cop. |
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Posted: 9/18/2009 8:01:54 AM EDT
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This, with the addition of: http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/cool_story_bro.jpg Can we start banning people who use this meme? |
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Posted: 9/18/2009 8:19:33 AM EDT
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I can support that.
(Though I might have given you a ticket.........................BHPs should be in 9mm, you heretic!) |
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Posted: 9/18/2009 8:26:46 AM EDT
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J.M. Browning is more effective getting people out of tickets than a woman with nice cleavage + a short skirt.
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Posted: 9/18/2009 8:34:39 AM EDT
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I would have opened the book a .40S&W.
in a world of compromise... dont use anything labeled .40 or HK |
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Posted: 9/18/2009 8:43:26 AM EDT
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Did he ask you what county you live in? 
Maybe he had his quota for the week and additional fishing wasn't necessary? |
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Posted: 9/18/2009 8:46:12 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: This, with the addition of: http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/cool_story_bro.jpg Can we start banning people who use this meme? I'd support it. |
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Posted: 9/18/2009 8:46:24 AM EDT
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You should've treated him like a Wal-Mart door greeter. For inconveniencing you like that.
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Posted: 9/18/2009 8:49:36 AM EDT
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I don't stop people for 11 over, unless there's 2 inches of snow...................... then I don't stop them for 11 over because it's not safe to go after them.
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Posted: 9/18/2009 8:49:36 AM EDT
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On my way home from a long day arguing in court in a neighboring District, a CSP officer pulled me over. Trooper clocked me doing 11 over. Dead to rights. I politely rolled down my window and told him I was packing. He asked to see my documents. Asked if I was a DA. I asked if my suit looked that bad, told him I was private counsel. LOLZ for all. I showed him my documents. He asked what I was packing. BHP in .40. He nodded and we discussed the CSP's switch to the S&W M&Ps. Told me to slow it down and let me go. Polite professional and way too nice to this defense monkey. I'd of given me a ticket.
Thanks trooper. High post count, lengthy join date, very little detail = Hmmmmmmmmmmmm = Could be true? Oh, wait!! Where are the pics???!!!!!
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