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Posted: 12/13/2001 10:17:32 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: You all are a very sick bunch of people!!![;)] The only problem with that is that dancing is gay. That's so incorrect it's ridiculous. Being a good dancer (for weddings, clubs, whatever) is a certain way to get women to want to spend more time with you. Besides...how can you go wrong with chicks griding on ya all night? |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 10:32:38 AM EDT
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Try going to a bookstore/coffee shop. That way you can learn more about her by the books she looks at and have a chance to talk. Then go for a nice walk in the cool evening air and find a nice park bench....
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Posted: 12/13/2001 10:40:34 AM EDT
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I've heard that women LOVE a man in uniform!
[img]web-comm.com/ar15/ninjacop.jpg[/img] And... Make sure to "Limber Up" before engaging in any bedroom activities! [img]web-comm.com/ar15/ninjamime.jpg[/img] Hey JoJo... If you are ever in NJ, shoot me an e-mail. I wanna buy you dinner and a night of drinking! You are the greatest sport -- and the man who brought the legendary Mall Ninja to life ! |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 1:27:14 PM EDT
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Son..
When your in the car with her and on your way out to where/whatever, pull into the local big name drug store. Then park the car and look straight into her eyes, smile and say..I'll be right back,I'm just gonna pick-up a couple of condoms. And if shes still there when you get back...Your in !!! [sex] |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 2:09:18 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: You all are a very sick bunch of people!!![;)] The only problem with that is that dancing is gay. That's so incorrect it's ridiculous. Being a good dancer (for weddings, clubs, whatever) is a certain way to get women to want to spend more time with you. Besides...how can you go wrong with chicks griding on ya all night? Hey, I didn't say everyone dancing is gay. But the act of dancing is certainly gay if it is possible for an act to have a sexual orientation. Of course chicks want to spend more time with guys who dance, because they have a natural inclination to hang out with fags from my observations, maybe because they don't feel threatened by them. Hopping around to horrible beats would have been considered gay in any time period other than our own, and I think that's just a sign of the times...where society is trying to turn boys into gays/girls. Anyway, don't want to hijack the thread. Have a good date NSF. Try to avoid dancing. |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 2:20:54 PM EDT
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All right!!!! Good for you. You made a mistake in telling us. Know you have to tell us the details after your date, or you'll be killing us without closure. [:)] Good luck, |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 2:22:55 PM EDT
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When she asks it that's a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Respond that yes it is a gun in my pocket, but I am still glad to see you. Really it's the first date with a non family member. Maybe you should forget your times playing spin the cousin and put your hormones on hold till a few more dates are out of the way. Save the shooting range visit untill you can decide if you two can even stand to be in the same room together. |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 2:31:05 PM EDT
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I don't care what you do, JoJo. [b]Just post pictures of her![/b][sex]
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Posted: 12/13/2001 2:43:28 PM EDT
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You're in Reno? Macaroni Grill? My gawd.
That's where I'd eat if I'm running low on ExLax. Lotsa butter/grease + garlic equals sphincter abuse. Western Village has a grrrrreat steak house!! A-number-one, first rate. Decor like a Persian whorehouse (it is owned by the Peppermill). Great service. And if you're in Reno you should only be eating at restaurants shared with casinos - let the losers improve your food quality. After dinner you're on your own. But it always pays to go to a good place (unless she's a vegetarian, which means you shouldn't even be lookin' at her - she'll end up wearing birkenstocks and complaining about your violent hobbies.) -Bill -San Mateo, CA [who travels to Reno to stay/eat, and go shooting in Patrick.] |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 2:48:18 PM EDT
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Dancing is way gay.
(esp. since when I dance it looks like I'm having a stroke) |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 3:33:06 PM EDT
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JoJo... i'm driving up friday night. If it goes wrong... just remember... friends help friends move, true friends help friends move bodies.
Personally... I think you should invite her in when she first gets there, and tell her you are not quite ready yet. You still need to shower, and would be willing to let her join you. ;) For real... if you are anything like i was at 18... spank it now, spank it again about an hour before the scheduled meeting time. Oh... and if you have the funds but just can't spend 'em (cus of rent, food, and other bothersome expenses) $$$$I got you covered$$$$. And i'll double whatever you spend on her if you get pictures. :) |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 3:43:29 PM EDT
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Quoted: After dinner, I usually like to stick my tongue up my dates ass. Women like that. I just hit em in the stomach, they bend over to clutch thier tummy, I roll around back, dropped their bottoms and just go to town. [;D] LT................that is the funniest thing I have heard in several days. Sounds to me like you need to get what rhymes with "paid" real real quick there son! ha ha And to think......I thought I was the only one who does that!! |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 3:45:15 PM EDT
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Quoted: Hey, I didn't say everyone dancing is gay. But the act of dancing is certainly gay if it is possible for an act to have a sexual orientation. Of course chicks want to spend more time with guys who dance, because they have a natural inclination to hang out with fags from my observations, maybe because they don't feel threatened by them. Hopping around to horrible beats would have been considered gay in any time period other than our own, and I think that's just a sign of the times...where society is trying to turn boys into gays/girls. Ah. I see your problem is you define dancing as "Club dancing". Certainly, that is a part of the whole genre known as dancing but not half, most or all of it. Additionally, you are bringing your preconceived notions of such clubs to bear as well. Gay people may seem to go clubbing more, but that's your perception. After going a few times, and talking with a number of my wife's friends, there are plenty of straight guys out there getting some (which you aren't) by meeting girls at clubs. Anyway, don't want to hijack the thread. Have a good date NSF. Try to avoid dancing. Dance her panties off, then bend her over and make say "Daddy!" [}:D] Better yet do what you want, and ignore all us crazy folks here. |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 4:16:44 PM EDT
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Dude if ya' want to impress this chick take her to the La Strada at the Eldorado.after dinner slink over to the Bubinga Lounge/bar for some good tunes(the cocktail wenches are hot!)an some pricey drinks.If your short on coin at least a fancy dinner than suggest the ice rink down by the river(she falls on her arse you pick her up with a concerned endearing look on your face she melts an lets you throw the meat sickle at her)Good Luck an don't forget your love gloves!!!
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Posted: 12/13/2001 4:35:05 PM EDT
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Dancing is gay??? Let me guess, you think flowers and soft candle light is gay also...right? Were do you guys come up with this crap? Or maybe you just don't have a romantic bone in your whole damn body and can't dance yourself is why you think it is gay. I recommend you guys keep a close eye on your wives, because once they meet a real man who actually knows how to show them love and affection they will be gone...fast!!
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Posted: 12/13/2001 5:30:12 PM EDT
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Quoted: After dinner, I suggest a nice quiet club where the music is romantic. This is a good idea, but I never found such a club. All the clubs with music play it so loud that you can barely make out that your companion is saying anything... |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 5:34:14 PM EDT
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JoJo WORKS at the El Dorado, and he's 18... It makes the whole "bar" thing difficult.
-Troy |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 5:56:23 PM EDT
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Uhmmm I don't get this, since when "dating" anyone from a chicken ranch required dinner/romance of any sort [;)]
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Posted: 12/13/2001 6:07:07 PM EDT
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I wouldn't know,
I'm 29, cant dance, hate bars, am a social recluse and only make 30k a year. The part about ritualistic sacrifice sounds entertaining though. Can I watch? |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 6:18:34 PM EDT
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Girls seem to like it when guys dance even when you look like a fool, probably has something to do with be confident and not worrying about what someone else will say.
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Posted: 12/13/2001 6:30:36 PM EDT
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Quoted: Uhmmm I don't get this, since when "dating" anyone from a chicken ranch required dinner/romance of any sort [;)] LOL...Now that's funny. Hell I'm good for $10 if it will help you out JoJo. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 7:41:02 PM EDT
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Quoted: Ah. I see your problem is you define dancing as "Club dancing". Certainly, that is a part of the whole genre known as dancing but not half, most or all of it. Additionally, you are bringing your preconceived notions of such clubs to bear as well. Gay people may seem to go clubbing more, but that's your perception. After going a few times, and talking with a number of my wife's friends, there are plenty of straight guys out there getting some (which you aren't) by meeting girls at clubs. Of course they are idiot. That's what's wrong with society. Men have to act gay to get sex. That's what many women seem to want and it sickens me. I prefer the rare few who don't like dancing either. |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 9:43:49 PM EDT
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Quoted: After dinner, I usually like to stick my tongue up my dates ass. Women like that. I just hit em in the stomach, they bend over to clutch thier tummy, I roll around back, dropped their bottoms and just go to town. [;D] Now that's funny! |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 9:48:38 PM EDT
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Quoted: One word: DANCING!!! Trust me on this one. Sgtar15 Dancing I say, women love dancing. How about Dancing on the beach with a nice bottle of wine? Will give you two a chance to talk and get to know each other. Hear is another idea: on the way to dinner if you drive by a house or someplace that has flowers growing, stop the car, get out and pick her a flower. Yes it sounds corny, but women love corny stuff. Again..trust me on this...it works, it really, really does. sgtar15 Have you ever gotten laid? Ever?! |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 10:10:01 PM EDT
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Grass for ass always worked fine.
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Posted: 12/13/2001 11:10:00 PM EDT
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Quoted: Dancing is gay??? Let me guess, you think flowers and soft candle light is gay also...right? Were do you guys come up with this crap? Or maybe you just don't have a romantic bone in your whole damn body and can't dance yourself is why you think it is gay. I recommend you guys keep a close eye on your wives, because once they meet a real man who actually knows how to show them love and affection they will be gone...fast!! Sgtar15 I have no problem showing love and affection, I just don't think prancing around like a fag is a necessary part of that. |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 11:26:36 PM EDT
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Quoted: Have you ever gotten laid? Ever?! LOL...Yes I have. Before I got married I dated quite a few women and was very successful. I am now 37, married for 16 years and [i]still[/i] my wife and I get busy at least twice a week. We have a very happy marriage and I contribute a large part of it to the fact that I still try to treat her like we are just dating. This means candy, flowers, kisses, flirting, and lots of other corny sounding stuff. Getting a date with a woman is the easy part, keeping a woman is the hard part!! Say what you will but this stuff works and I have a wonderful marriage that proves it!! Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 11:31:50 PM EDT
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Well for what it's worth, I was once told a rule of thumb and it is this:
People who dance well usually [b]Fuck Well[/b].... I have found this to be true, so I made a point to lean how to dance [;)] |
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Posted: 12/14/2001 12:29:58 AM EDT
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Quoted: [b]Just remember...don't go out with a [red]Loaded Gun[/red] if ya' know what I mean[/b] medcop I was just thinking the same thing. Definately unload your magazine before you head out - keeps you focused and keeps your head in the game, instead of keeping your "head" in the game. |
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Posted: 12/14/2001 7:29:57 AM EDT
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Quoted: Well for what it's worth, I was once told a rule of thumb and it is this: People who dance well usually [b]Fuck Well[/b].... I have found this to be true, so I made a point to lean how to dance [;)] Exactly!....Well, I wouldn't put it quite that way, but women pay attention on the dance floor. If you have good moves there, it's a pretty good bet that you have good moves elsewhere! Dancing is NOT gay. That has to be the most ridiculous thing I have read on this board. You guys sound like my ex (the key word here is "ex"). Anything or anyone that he felt threatened by was instantly dubbed as "gay". Get real, people. Slow dancing is excellent foreplay. If you haven't figured that out yet, I feel sorry for you. |
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Posted: 12/14/2001 7:32:07 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted: Well for what it's worth, I was once told a rule of thumb and it is this: People who dance well usually [b]Fuck Well[/b].... I have found this to be true, so I made a point to lean how to dance [;)] I was going to edit the above message but you know what? Garryowen is 100% right...by the way I'm a GREAT dancer! |
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Posted: 12/14/2001 7:45:08 AM EDT
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Oh No! Warerunner = Johnny Travolta?
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Posted: 12/14/2001 7:57:04 AM EDT
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Getting a date with a woman is the easy part, keeping a woman is the hard part!! you have been out of the dating world way too long. In my experience about 90% of women have made up their mind if they want to sleep with you before you ask them out. So the question you are really asking is not "would you care to go out with me?"..... but "wanna fuck?" There are still a few that don't fall under this "skank hoe" category... but not many. ;) |
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Posted: 12/14/2001 12:34:27 PM EDT
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BTT for the after-action report...
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Posted: 12/14/2001 1:08:23 PM EDT
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Quoted: Exactly!....Well, I wouldn't put it quite that way, but women pay attention on the dance floor. If you have good moves there, it's a pretty good bet that you have good moves elsewhere! Dancing is NOT gay. That has to be the most ridiculous thing I have read on this board. You guys sound like my ex (the key word here is "ex"). Anything or anyone that he felt threatened by was instantly dubbed as "gay". Get real, people. Slow dancing is excellent foreplay. If you haven't figured that out yet, I feel sorry for you. The problem is that women dont enjoy the slow dancing these days. They just want to get out on the floor and shake there butts to rap music. And I think men look really stupid doing this. I dont like to look stupid so I will pass. Slow dances are ok in my book though. |
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Posted: 12/14/2001 1:19:33 PM EDT
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Quoted: People who dance well usually [b]Fuck Well[/b].... I have found this to be true, So I guess you want to sleep with Lizza Minelli, Gregory Hines, and Michael Flattery? |
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Posted: 12/14/2001 6:50:11 PM EDT
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..... so what happened....
[+]:D][smoke] [spank] |
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Posted: 12/14/2001 7:19:04 PM EDT
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Quoted: After dinner, I usually like to stick my tongue up my dates ass. Women like that. I just hit em in the stomach, they bend over to clutch thier tummy, I roll around back, dropped their bottoms and just go to town. [;D] OH MAN! You owe me a new key board, screen, leather daddy chair and a shirt. I just blew skoal all over everything. Got to clean up quick before my wife gets home or the ass woppin will be on. I really hate being the woopie. |
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Posted: 12/14/2001 7:33:52 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Well for what it's worth, I was once told a rule of thumb and it is this: People who dance well usually [b]Fuck Well[/b].... I have found this to be true, so I made a point to lean how to dance [;)] Exactly!....Well, I wouldn't put it quite that way, but women pay attention on the dance floor. If you have good moves there, it's a pretty good bet that you have good moves elsewhere! Dancing is NOT gay. That has to be the most ridiculous thing I have read on this board. You guys sound like my ex (the key word here is "ex"). Anything or anyone that he felt threatened by was instantly dubbed as "gay". Get real, people. Slow dancing is excellent foreplay. If you haven't figured that out yet, I feel sorry for you. I watched the Desomond Morris series "The Human Animal" and the dancing thing is correct. He said that by instinct females find fit males more attractive as they would produce better offspring, and he even used the dance clubs as a demonstration. Another interesting thing is that guys like big breasts because they resemble butts, which is what attracts primate males. After watching all of the shows, this Morris guy basically said I ain't got a chance in hell at getting poontang. |
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Posted: 12/14/2001 8:07:48 PM EDT
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Poor imbroglio... Take a dancing class, like ballroom dancing. There's sure to be a few girls that take to guys who come alone and look lonely. Anyway here's what happened:
Met her at 5:15 at my place. Had to start early cause I needed to get home in enough time to finish a summary of 2001 for Food and Beverage. We get to the Grill and take our seat. Our server was named Matt and he was kind of slow and forgetfull ( found out later he was very new) He served us our salads about 45 seconds before the main course came out. Tough shit right? Anyway, before the salads came out, I reached into my pocket and pulled out a gift for her. It was a silver christmas charm bracelet. I put it on her while definately being obvious about feeling her skin... it was soooffftt. Back to the story. Let me tell you what she looked like: She showed up in a white fuzzy sweater that had the sleeves only down to the elbows, it was white and very tight. She was wearing knee high calf hugggin boots and a skirt that would make Ms. Monroe blush. Ahh, drool guys, because she was THE hottest I have ever seen any girl look. She's the type where you look at her and know some man has a better life than you. Back to dinner. We finish eating (I had Mama's Trio and she had Veal) and then had desert which was ok. I ate to damn much. The whole dinnertime conversation was lively and fun, I was laughing, she was laughing and it was great. It was too cold to do anything outside so we decided to head over to the Arcade in the Nugget. I had 55 dollars in ones (hurrah for tips!) and proceeded to play time crisis two for almost an hour, losing my last dollar i wanted to spend on the last boss. I had only 25 ones when we left. Well, I bet you can figure out that I didn't get any as this post is taking place at 9pm but she was thrilled and definately wanted to see me again. Wish i wasnt so damn poor and could afford to take her to the opera or ballet dance place. I like that stuff and that's where we will probably go sometime in january when I finally recover what this night cost. [):)] NSF |
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Posted: 12/14/2001 8:13:21 PM EDT
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NSFJojo,
My wife will attest to the fact that I hate kids. You are the only known exception to that. Your "good sport" attitude toward the pic thing, threads like this, etc., make you "all right" in my book. I hope your little hottie pans out. Good luck, pal. |
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Posted: 12/14/2001 8:23:42 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted: [b]Just remember...don't go out with a [red]Loaded Gun[/red] if ya' know what I mean[/b] medcop Whaddaya mean? |
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Posted: 12/14/2001 9:12:33 PM EDT
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[b]After watching all of the shows, this Morris guy basically said I ain't got a chance in hell at getting poontang.[/b]
Ya know imbroglio i just had profound vision,[thinking] How about youz and ize start a commune? The comune elders always get poontang. [sex] |
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Posted: 12/14/2001 9:21:38 PM EDT
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Jojo is definitely gonna do all right. He's bold with the ladies (I've seen him in action), and he's got a bit of game going.
Bastard. -Troy |
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Posted: 12/14/2001 9:28:01 PM EDT
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Shake your booty on the dance floor.
[img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/Gif/CHCalv.gif[/img] |
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Posted: 12/14/2001 10:46:01 PM EDT
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[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/DVDTracker%2FJoJo03%2Ejpg[/img]
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Posted: 12/14/2001 11:38:29 PM EDT
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Who is that face the pops up in all posts on this site. Wouldn't it be ironic if he turned up to be some copyrighted actor and ends up owning this site due to violations of his face.
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Posted: 12/15/2001 1:50:27 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted: Who is that face the pops up in all posts on this site. Wouldn't it be ironic if he turned up to be some copyrighted actor and ends up owning this site due to violations of his face. I think that's NSFJoJo sans Ninja outfit. Here's the url: http://www.ar15.com/members/albums/DVDTracker%2FJoJo03%2Ejpg |
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Posted: 12/15/2001 2:48:13 AM EDT
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Atta boy! Jojo! You did very well.... Forget the money part, when a girl like you, she will take care of you. Money or no money. Trust me.
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Posted: 12/15/2001 3:18:36 AM EDT
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just do the dinner thing and talk, talk , talk.
women love men who are great talkers and listeners. feel out the situation, if she has possiblities for another date, then you better have plan b ready and show her what she has been missing all along. [beer] |
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