True but Funny

Hey, they're screwing us on the Tic-Tacs, too! The upped the size of those things so now less fit in the same little plastic box. But bigger is better, right?

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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Pepsi owns Doritos Look who Pepsi's spokesperson is: Doritos = Jeff Gordon is bad how? I don't think there's a technical forum in the world that can help you, if'n you even have to ask that question. <mama_boucher> Jeff Gordon ees de debbil. </mama_boucher> <bad_english_accent> If ye liketh he, ye be in leagueth with Satan. </bad_english_accent> For an extreme extreme lack of a better description you're saying Jeff Gordon is teh ghey? I don't know (and personally don't care) about his sexual orientation, though many (here on arfcom and elsewhere) are 110% certain that he is. I don't like him because he's a shitstain, plain and simple. deej, please don't tell me that you have a Jeff Gordon poster on your bedroom wall............. Jake. P.S. Though I'm not particularly fond of *any* grandstanders, I'm willing to cut "tough guy" grandstanders (e.g. Earnhardt, even though I didn't particularly like him, either) some slack.  Sissy boy grandstanders (gay or straight, black, white, red, blue or purple) are cut no slack whatsoever.

No Jake, I don't have a Jeff Gordon poster on my wall.  I was just curious as to what you were saying.  I don't like NASCAR one bit either(sorry for the hijack) cause it's fucking boring.  "Let's race around a circle for two hours."    I'll pass and rather watch my cat run around and chase his tail.  
Hijack mode disengaged.  

Quoted: <snip> No Jake, I don't have a Jeff Gordon poster on my wall.  I was just curious as to what you were saying.  I don't like NASCAR one bit either(sorry for the hijack) cause it's fucking boring.  "Let's race around a circle for two hours."    I'll pass and rather watch my cat run around and chase his tail.   Hijack mode disengaged.

deej,

It's much more exciting if you've:

a) been drinking, and
b) think about it like "left turn, whoo, left turn, yee-haw, left turn, oh shee-it!"



Seriously, it's more of a passive spectator sport (for the home audience, at least), like baseball, soccer, etc.  In that you don't watch it, riveted, for hours on end.  You put the race on, shoot the shit, bitch about cars, women, etc, drink [some more], look up to see who's changed positions (no pun intended) every so many laps, rinse, repeat, and then really start paying attention, perhaps even whooping and/or hollering, in the last 5-10 laps.  Oh, and maybe some crashes.

Quoted: Quoted: <snip> No Jake, I don't have a Jeff Gordon poster on my wall.  I was just curious as to what you were saying.  I don't like NASCAR one bit either(sorry for the hijack) cause it's fucking boring.  "Let's race around a circle for two hours."    I'll pass and rather watch my cat run around and chase his tail.   Hijack mode disengaged.   deej, It's much more exciting if you've: a) been drinking, and b) think about it like "left turn, whoo, left turn, yee-haw, left turn, oh shee-it!" Seriously, it's more of a passive spectator sport (for the home audience, at least), like baseball, soccer, etc.  In that you don't watch it, riveted, for hours on end.  You put the race on, shoot the shit, bitch about cars, women, etc, drink [some more], look up to see who's changed positions (no pun intended) every so many laps, rinse, repeat, and then really start paying attention, perhaps even whooping and/or hollering, in the last 5-10 laps.  Oh, and maybe some crashes.

Well, I did go see an Indy car race once when the speedway opened in Joliet IL a few years back.  It was fun...but I still think it's boring.  

Ah.  Porn and Cheetos.  Good way to get a case of "Odie."

Quoted: Love that joke whose punchline ends "Jus' watchin' porn and eatin' Cheetos!"