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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:04:25 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:04:44 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
might try a weak solution of vinegar and water. No pun intended. I don't know anything about the stuff and I've never used nair, but if it contains caustic lye I'd be trying to neutralize whatever may have soaked in.

Good luck

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I dont have any vinegar but I do have some Newmans' Cesar dressing...will that do? I'm serious. I've been pouring all sort of stuff on myself in the bathtub –– OJ, Milk, Pepto Bismol. I think I'll try Cesar dressing. I'm fucking desperate here!!!! This is no joke.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:05:06 PM EDT

[#3]

just wow.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:05:28 PM EDT

[#4]

I'd suggest copious amounts of water. Maybe even a long soak.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:06:03 PM EDT

[#5]

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Hahahaha! My g/f says your nuts must be en fuego...

Yes...yes they are. Why didnt you jerks put out a public service bulletin out on this!

Because anyone with the slightest bit of common sense already knows not to do this. Those that don't will hopefully be rendered sterile, thus giving the gene pool a well-needed scrubbing.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:06:12 PM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:08:13 PM EDT

[#7]

I have to say I love ARFCOM

, in a completely hetero way. I can always get a laugh out of this place. carry on gents, carry on.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:08:30 PM EDT

[#8]

The hydroxides that are the main ingredient in Nair will strip the skin of significant amounts of moisture. I'd suggest some type of moisturizer.
Of course, maybe the oil in the salad dressing would help.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:11:23 PM EDT

[#9]

epic sack fail requires long cold bath. hahahahahahahaha

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:13:44 PM EDT

[#10]

Sometimes all you can do is shake your head and wonder...

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:14:38 PM EDT

[#11]

Sodium Hydroxide Safety

Refer to a relevant Material Safety Data Sheet (MSDS) before handling this material

Solid sodium hydroxide or solutions of sodium hydroxide will cause chemical burns, permanent injury or scarring, and blindness if it contacts unprotected human or animal tissue. Protective equipment such as rubber gloves, safety clothing and eye protection should always be used when handling the material or its solutions.

Dissolution of sodium hydroxide is highly exothermic, and the resulting heat may cause heat burns or ignite flammables.

Sodium hydroxide is extremely caustic, and can react with fats and
oils on skin, in a reaction which creates salts. For this reason,
sodium hydroxide is very dangerous, and skin should be washed
thoroughly with copious volumes of water following contact with this
substance.

A solution of 0.5 M or more of sodium hydroxide should be labelled
corrosive, while a solution between 0.5-0.05 M should be labelled
irritant.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:14:38 PM EDT

[#12]

He been gone for a while.....I think he may be in shock

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:14:38 PM EDT

[#13]

OK. That is going to hurt.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:15:03 PM EDT

[#14]

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Yeah! It should say in big red letters "NOT SAFE FOR YOUR MAN SACK" !!! Jerks! I cant wait till customer service opens up tomorrow morning; they will be getting an earful!

Please record that.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:15:48 PM EDT

[#15]

This is a perferct post from a guy with the screen name Mayday

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:16:04 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
might try a weak solution of vinegar and water. No pun intended. I don't know anything about the stuff and I've never used nair, but if it contains caustic lye I'd be trying to neutralize whatever may have soaked in.

Good luck

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I dont have any vinegar but I do have some Newmans' Cesar dressing...will that do? I'm serious. I've been pouring all sort of stuff on myself in the bathtub –– OJ, Milk, Pepto Bismol. I think I'll try Cesar dressing. I'm fucking desperate here!!!! This is no joke.

have you tried Hoppes #9?

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:16:41 PM EDT

[#17]

Not to say something to get me banned but ten minutes means ten minutes. If you can't follow simple instructions then throw the bottle away.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:20:30 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
might try a weak solution of vinegar and water. No pun intended. I don't know anything about the stuff and I've never used nair, but if it contains caustic lye I'd be trying to neutralize whatever may have soaked in.

Good luck

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I dont have any vinegar but I do have some Newmans' Cesar dressing...will that do? I'm serious. I've been pouring all sort of stuff on myself in the bathtub –– OJ, Milk, Pepto Bismol. I think I'll try Cesar dressing. I'm fucking desperate here!!!! This is no joke.

have you tried Hoppes #9?

Both of these are not a good idea though I don't know why I am giving you advice. Water and burn cream.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:21:16 PM EDT

[#19]

You need something with a cooling sensation. Try rubbing Ben-gay, IcyHot or medicated Gold Bond on the area should give some temporary relief.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:22:28 PM EDT

[#20]

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You need something with a cooling sensation. Try rubbing Ben-gay, IcyHot or medicated Gold Bond on the area should give some temporary relief.

This. It has to be a good idea.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:22:59 PM EDT

[#21]

Same holds true for "Nads". The product name is deceptively inaccurate.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:23:23 PM EDT

[#22]

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did u read the directions?

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I think I left it on too long. Is there anything I can put on the "boys" to calm down the burning? Milk? Or Maybe heavy cream or something? They are on fire I tells you!!!

IcyHot should cure your ailment.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:24:46 PM EDT

[#23]

How hairy or vain are some of you guys?

I can honestly say that I have never felt the need to dip my junk in hair removal stuff.

This thread is hilarious however, so either way it get the ARFCOM seal of approval. Carry on you hairy bastards

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:25:18 PM EDT

[#24]

Don't use NAIR, and if I did, i'd be very careful about putting it "there"

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:28:35 PM EDT

[#25]

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum ... it's breathtaking I suggest you try it

if you must, use this magic

I'm just sayin'

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:29:01 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
did u read the directions?

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I think I left it on too long. Is there anything I can put on the "boys" to calm down the burning? Milk? Or Maybe heavy cream or something? They are on fire I tells you!!!

Someone said Nair is lye. Try the milk, but I doubt it will help. Copious amounts of cold/cool/room temp (i.e., not warm or hot) water would probably be better.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:29:09 PM EDT

[#27]

I bet it is only going to get worse.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:31:38 PM EDT

[#28]

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:32:26 PM EDT

[#29]

Desitin diaper rash cream might help.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:34:13 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
might try a weak solution of vinegar and water. No pun intended. I don't know anything about the stuff and I've never used nair, but if it contains caustic lye I'd be trying to neutralize whatever may have soaked in.

Good luck

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I dont have any vinegar but I do have some Newmans' Cesar dressing...will that do? I'm serious. I've been pouring all sort of stuff on myself in the bathtub –– OJ, Milk, Pepto Bismol. I think I'll try Cesar dressing. I'm fucking desperate here!!!! This is no joke.

Be careful, you might just make it worse if you irritate the skin any more.

Cool water is best. Try diaper rash cream (Desitin). But do the water. Tons of it.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:34:46 PM EDT

[#31]

Just

ETA: Are they smooth?

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:35:19 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Gentlemen....do NOT use "Nair" on your testicles.

Oh God. I'd rather shave with a broken bottle.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:35:23 PM EDT

[#33]

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That is all.

You saved me, sir. If you weren't such a hero I'd hug you.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:36:00 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:
did u read the directions?

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I think I left it on too long. Is there anything I can put on the "boys" to calm down the burning? Milk? Or Maybe heavy cream or something? They are on fire I tells you!!!

Try Ben-Gay, it will cool them right off.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:36:23 PM EDT

[#35]

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You need something with a cooling sensation. Try rubbing Ben-gay, IcyHot or medicated Gold Bond on the area should give some temporary relief.

This. It has to be a good idea.

And if you follow this advice... dibs on guns and ammo. I'll pick them up before you kill yourself.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:37:06 PM EDT

[#36]

Dude, trim the leaves, don't clear cut the forest.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:37:42 PM EDT

[#37]

Mirco Touch shaver FTW!!!!!!

Just Saying.......

Go to the ER with a video cam., just to record the looks on the nurses faces LMAO

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:37:45 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:

did u read the directions?

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I think I left it on too long. Is there anything I can put on the "boys" to calm down the burning? Milk? Or Maybe heavy cream or something? They are on fire I tells you!!!

Vanilla ice cream.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:39:12 PM EDT

[#39]

\Because of the amount of time you will be irrigating the area, try to
use tepid / warm water so that the patient does not become cold or
hypothermic, but if that is not available, use Icy Hot on the
affected area.

There you have it.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:39:32 PM EDT

[#40]

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The warning from the website:

WARNINGS:

IRRITATION OR ALLERGIC REATION MAY OCCUR WITH SOME PEOPLE, EVEN AFTERPRIOR USE WITHOUT ADVERSE EFFECT. THEREFORE, TEST BEFORE EACH USE BYAPPLYING PRODUCT TO A SMALL PART OF THE AREA WHERE HAIR IS TO BEREMOVED. FOLLOW DIRECTIONS AND WAIT 24 HOURS. IF SKIN APPEARS NORMAL,PROCEED WITH FULL APPLICATION. DO NOT USE ON IRRITATED, SUNBURNED,INFLAMED, OR BROKEN SKIN. KEEP AWAY FROM EYES. SHOULD PRODUCT TOUCH THEEYES, WASH THOROGHLY WITH LUKEWARM WATER. IF IRRITATION OCCURS, CONSULTYOUR PHYSICIAN. DO NOT USE ON FACE, AROUND EYES, IN NOSE, EARS, OR ONBREAST NIPPLES, PERIANAL, OR VAGINAL/GENITAL AREAS.

KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN.

Is that like the taint?

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:40:27 PM EDT

[#41]

In high school I had a friend advise me not to put it on my nipples either.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:40:51 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:

The warning from the website:

WARNINGS:

IRRITATION OR ALLERGIC REATION MAY OCCUR WITH SOME PEOPLE, EVEN AFTERPRIOR USE WITHOUT ADVERSE EFFECT. THEREFORE, TEST BEFORE EACH USE BYAPPLYING PRODUCT TO A SMALL PART OF THE AREA WHERE HAIR IS TO BEREMOVED. FOLLOW DIRECTIONS AND WAIT 24 HOURS. IF SKIN APPEARS NORMAL,PROCEED WITH FULL APPLICATION. DO NOT USE ON IRRITATED, SUNBURNED,INFLAMED, OR BROKEN SKIN. KEEP AWAY FROM EYES. SHOULD PRODUCT TOUCH THEEYES, WASH THOROGHLY WITH LUKEWARM WATER. IF IRRITATION OCCURS, CONSULTYOUR PHYSICIAN. DO NOT USE ON FACE, AROUND EYES, IN NOSE, EARS, OR ONBREAST NIPPLES, PERIANAL, OR VAGINAL/GENITAL AREAS.

KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN.

Is that like the taint?

You used your 666'th reply to ask if it is taint? This definitely is an epic thread!

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:41:09 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

\Because of the amount of time you will be irrigating the area, try touse tepid / warm water so that the patient does not become cold orhypothermic, but if that is not available, use Icy Hot on theaffected area.

There you have it.

Mayday, don't say I didn't warn you not to use Icy Hot/Bengay/etc.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:41:48 PM EDT

[#44]

I must say, I am sorry for your suffering, but every time I read the title in the GD I laugh my ass off.

Sorry for your suffering.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:42:05 PM EDT

[#45]

I'm thinking you should start calling drug stores and asking the girls in the pharmacy department what they think.

Please record and post the calls.

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:42:09 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
The warning from the website:

WARNINGS:

IRRITATION OR ALLERGIC REATION MAY OCCUR WITH SOME PEOPLE, EVEN AFTERPRIOR USE WITHOUT ADVERSE EFFECT. THEREFORE, TEST BEFORE EACH USE BYAPPLYING PRODUCT TO A SMALL PART OF THE AREA WHERE HAIR IS TO BEREMOVED. FOLLOW DIRECTIONS AND WAIT 24 HOURS. IF SKIN APPEARS NORMAL,PROCEED WITH FULL APPLICATION. DO NOT USE ON IRRITATED, SUNBURNED,INFLAMED, OR BROKEN SKIN. KEEP AWAY FROM EYES. SHOULD PRODUCT TOUCH THEEYES, WASH THOROGHLY WITH LUKEWARM WATER. IF IRRITATION OCCURS, CONSULTYOUR PHYSICIAN. DO NOT USE ON FACE, AROUND EYES, IN NOSE, EARS, OR ONBREAST NIPPLES, PERIANAL, OR VAGINAL/GENITAL AREAS.

KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN.

Is that like the taint?

You used your 666'th reply to ask if it is taint? This definitely is an epic thread!

and his name is o-face, with the avatar to match!

Posted: 4/30/2009 6:42:17 PM EDT

[#47]

Umm....this is why they say to read the directions before using such a product. I'm a girl and even I don't touch the stuff. That crap is nasty!

I suggest trying some Aloe Vera Gel. Walmart sells a bottle by the the brand of Fruit of the Earth 100% Aloe Vera Gel. Great stuff! You can use it on burns.