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airpw: Either the sheriff in Blazing Saddles, or Jay in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
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Nimrod, got you by about 14 minutes [:)]
Oh, Stephen Baldwin as McManus in The Usual Suspects. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Okay, here's mine: "Oswald was a fag." View Quote - Usual suspects How about this one: "The one physical model of the universe, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, in the opposite direction." |
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Doctor Who, the Doctor
"It don't make no difference, she know what I mean. She don't read too good nohow." |
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How about a funny quote from a song. These lines are from who's live album? Your feeling kind of confident because you've got a fuzzbuster in your car an empty vial on the front seat, 19 smushed out joints and 27 cases of budweiser in the back seat and the cops stop ya. Any fans out there?
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Quoted: Doctor Who, the Doctor "It don't make no difference, she know what I mean. She don't read too good nohow." View Quote - Platoon ok.... "Just because we are holding hands...doesn't mean I want to take long hot showers with u" |
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1) I feel like a can of smashed assholes.
2) Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy. 3) I love to fuck with the clergy. 4) I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing! |
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Quoted: 1) I feel like a can of smashed assholes. 2) Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy. 3) I love to fuck with the clergy. 4) I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing! View Quote 1) ???? 2) The outlaw Josey wales 3) Dogma 4) Pulp Fiction |
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Gee, Tuukka, Nimrod1193: you guys are movie freaks. Here are 2: 1. "Are you communicating to me?" "The blackness of my belt is like the inside of the coffin...in a moonless night." 2. "K-Mart sucks!" The first might be a little tough. Two separate quotes from the same movie. |
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Quoted: Gee, Tuukka, Nimrod1193: you guys are movie freaks. Here are 2: 1. "Are you communicating to me?" "The blackness of my belt is like the inside of the coffin...in a moonless night." 2. "K-Mart sucks!" The first might be a little tough. Two separate quotes from the same movie. View Quote #1. Perhaps Chris Farley, Beverly Hills Ninja? #2. ? |
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Quoted: Quoted: Gee, Tuukka, Nimrod1193: you guys are movie freaks. Here are 2: 1. "Are you communicating to me?" "The blackness of my belt is like the inside of the coffin...in a moonless night." 2. "K-Mart sucks!" The first might be a little tough. Two separate quotes from the same movie. View Quote #1. Perhaps Chris Farley, Beverly Hills Ninja? #2. ? View Quote Yep. Here is more clues on #2: 1st player: "Uh, oh, fart." "Uh, oh, fart." 2nd player: "Are you farting, Ray? How can you stand that?" |
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Quoted: #1 is Charlie Sheen in The Arrival View Quote Jesus, Tuukka! You're the first ever to get that! |
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Quoted: "I love the smell of napalm, it smells like victory" View Quote Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now. |
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Easy one:
"Any of you homos call me Francis and I'll kill ya" A tad more obscure: Dead Collector: He must be a King. Passerby: Why is that? Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him. |
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1. Francis in "Stripes"
2. "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" "You're not an assassin. You're an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill." "Just this once, I'll let you ask me about my business, Kay." |
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Very quick Jarhead...
howz 'bout this one? "It's not my goddamn planet, understand, monkey boy?" |
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and while I'm at it...
- Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. - Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal! - No, no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad. - 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except the four assholes coming in the rear, in standard two-by-two cover formation. - Back off man. I'm a scientist. - I ain't got time to bleed. - You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target. - Who has been putting out their Kools on my floor?! - You're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen? |
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Quoted: Marky Mark "Planet of the Apes" View Quote Nope, try again. Think Sci-fi. |
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Quoted: and while I'm at it... - Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. View Quote ? - Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal! View Quote ? - No, no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad. View Quote Gene Wilder in Blazing Saddles - 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except the four assholes coming in the rear, in standard two-by-two cover formation. View Quote The black computer specialist in Die Hard. - Back off man. I'm a scientist. View Quote ? - I ain't got time to bleed. View Quote Jesse Ventura in Predator - You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target. - Who has been putting out their Kools on my floor?! - You're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen? View Quote Don't know the last 3 |
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Try these-
"They came out the front door and they're staring at 6 men with guns drawn, it was a fu**in' ambush." "I was looking in the mirror today and I wished I had a pot." "I want you to remember this moment, they way it could have gone but didn't." |
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"You're not an assassin. You're an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill."
Marlan Brando in Apocalypse Now. |
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Quoted: Pretty good Cypher... Here are some hints for the others... - Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. (College Dean) - Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal! (fighting "bugs") - Back off man. I'm a scientist. (80s hit - don't get "slimed" - You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target. (Beam me up!) - Who has been putting out their Kools on my floor?! (Eddie Murphy w/Dan Akroyd) - You're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen? Brat-pack movie View Quote |
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[b]- Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.[/b]
Aminal House? [b]-Who has been putting out their Kools on my floor?![/b] Trading Places |
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Quoted: Very quick Jarhead... howz 'bout this one? "It's not my goddamn planet, understand, monkey boy?" View Quote Buckaroo Banzai |
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Quoted: [b]- Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.[/b] Aminal House? [b]-Who has been putting out their Kools on my floor?![/b] Trading Places View Quote Yep! |
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Quoted: Quoted: Pretty good Cypher... Here are some hints for the others... - Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. (College Dean) - Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal! (fighting "bugs") - Back off man. I'm a scientist. (80s hit - don't get "slimed" - You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target. (Beam me up!) - Who has been putting out their Kools on my floor?! (Eddie Murphy w/Dan Akroyd) - You're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen? Brat-pack movie View Quote View Quote College Dean - Animal House Bugs - Aliens Slimed - Ghostbusters Beam me up - Wrath of Khan |
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Quoted: Try these- "I want you to remember this moment, they way it could have gone but didn't." View Quote Cole Hauser, as Johns in Pitch Black Repeated thirty seconds later by Vin Diesel |
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How about this one:
"...and God Bless Field Marshall Montgomery!" |
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[b]1st player: "Uh, oh, fart." "Uh, oh, fart." 2nd player: "Are you farting, Ray? How can you stand that?" "K-Mart sucks!"[/b] Here is a clue: Dustin Hoffman |
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Quoted: "Just this once, I'll let you ask me about my business, Kay." View Quote Michael Corleone (Al Pacino) - The Godfather Okay, let's take off the gloves: "Oh my God, what a fabulous room!" |
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Quoted: - You're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen? View Quote Breakfast Club. |
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Quoted: - Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal! View Quote Starship troopers. |
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Quoted: "Oh my God, what a fabulous room!" View Quote Father of the bride II ? |
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Quoted: OK, here is another one: --" Count the Money." --" No! No! Count de Monet. de Monet!!" MAC-DADDY, Wildweasel, Are we the only ones in the room? Where the heck is everybody? View Quote Harvey Korman, History of the World, Part 1. |
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This one is too easy, but a personal fave:
"Freedom? Freedom? Freedom is just a word. If I am gonna die for a word.... my word is poon-tang." |
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Same dialog:
"I trust him as far as I can throw him." "Well, you shouldn't be thowing anyone with your back." |
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Quoted: Same dialog: "I trust him as far as I can throw him." "Well, you shouldn't be thowing anyone with your back." View Quote Secretary in Ferris Buehler. |
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Quoted: "Why yes... I speak jive." View Quote Old lady in Airplane. |
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Here is a good one:
"Im gonna give you a little touch up! Just a touch up!" |
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Quoted: Quoted: "Oh my God, what a fabulous room!" View Quote Father of the bride II ? View Quote I'm sorry, no. Please try again. |
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Quoted: This one is too easy, but a personal fave: "Freedom? Freedom? Freedom is just a word. If I am gonna die for a word.... my word is poon-tang." View Quote Animal Mother (Adam Baldwin) - Full Metal Jacket |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: "Oh my God, what a fabulous room!" View Quote Father of the bride II ? View Quote I'm sorry, no. Please try again. View Quote Pink FLoyd: The Wall? |
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Quoted: Quoted: - Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal! View Quote Starship troopers. View Quote Sorry, Falarak. It is Hudson in Aliens. When they break out of the hive after the first firefight Scott P.S. It scares me how many of these movie quotes I know. Let me think of one. |
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