You toffee noised, philandering, foul-smelling, malnutrient pervert.
All of you are ignorant, both sexually and mentally, useless except as human sheilds and guinea pigs, and completely unable to get anything up, not even an erector set, let alone your own package. You should not be allowed to reproduce because the offspring from this act that you, thankfully, can't figure out how to perform, would be so genitically inhibited and backwards, that a mercy killing would be necessary. You guys apoligize for living, afraid to live, not die, and never want to get off you moldy, old sweat-stained couch to see whether the world outside is really like episodes of Married with Children. You put new meaning into the word egomaniac, thinking that you are God's gift the the shooting and fighting world, when a 3 year old girl with a popsicle stick and a Barbie doll could permanently end your career as a weekend warrior and do serious detriment to your physical wellbeing. I have seen cows with better shooting technique. I have personally witnessed slothes with better reflexes and unarmed combat skills. Just because you own an Emerson and an Armalite, that does not make you a SEAL, it just makes you a wannabe.
Welcome to life, you might as well bend over, cause it is going to kick you in the ass whether you like it or not.
Ice