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Posted: 5/1/2009 11:32:56 AM EDT
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Rule 0) Don't hang out in bars where fights start This was always my favorite.  
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Posted: 5/1/2009 11:41:46 AM EDT
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running like hell works good to.
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Posted: 5/1/2009 11:45:13 AM EDT
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#6. Never fight anyone uglier than you......they have nothing to loose So I can never get into a fight...
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Posted: 5/1/2009 11:46:23 AM EDT
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Never try that with El Guapo. "I dont believe in an eye for an eye, I believe in 2 eyes for an eye !" –– that was great, and no, i do not want to mess with Bas
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Posted: 5/1/2009 11:50:24 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2009 11:52:40 AM EDT
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from a bar professional with 20 years in the business:
1. never get into a fight with someone more sober than you. 2. never, ever, ever swing first. that is the basic metric for security/police conflict resolution. 3. a bar is an obstacle course. use the terrain to your advantage. 4. control the hips, control the man. 5. once someone swings at you, end the fight. counterpunching is the name of the game for legal and tactical reasons. 6. i completely agree with the OP on this point––end an aggeessor's ability to prosecute the fight ASAP. |
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Posted: 5/1/2009 12:06:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2009 12:09:07 PM EDT
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from a bar professional with 20 years in the business: 1. never get into a fight with someone more sober than you. 2. never, ever, ever swing first. that is the basic metric for security/police conflict resolution. 3. a bar is an obstacle course. use the terrain to your advantage. 4. control the hips, control the man. 5. once someone swings at you, end the fight. counterpunching is the name of the game for legal and tactical reasons. 6. i completely agree with the OP on this point––end an aggeessor's ability to prosecute the fight ASAP. Good post! I agree, it is best to stay out of fights. I used to bouce at a very popular country bar in OKC for a little while, several years ago. I was an Embassy Guard before that. From my perspective, if I had to lay hands on you to throw you out, I was doing something wrong (and opening myself up for an assault charge). There wasn't one time that I wasn't able to diffuse a situation and just walk somebody out of the bar. No ego pissing contest, no challenege, just get the idiot to leave. No drama. I win, and nobody got hurt. Some of the other guys I worked with didn't care. They just dogpiled people. The hardest people to control (and the meanest drunks) are females. I've seen women knock guys out. My wife KO'd a guy at this bar for grabbing her ass before we started dating. If a fight breaks out, leave the area immediately. Innocent people usually get hurt more than the people fighting. Control the hips. Absolutely. PPCT is OK if the person can still feel pain. If they can't feel pain, gross joint manipulation (Judo or BJJ) will always work. If you have to absolutely tune somebody up, make sure the tune up is thorough and they have no more fight left in them. Watch out for their friends. |
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Posted: 5/1/2009 12:12:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2009 12:13:15 PM EDT
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#7 A glass ashtray is the best weapon in the bar. half full beer bottles, and broken pool cues are a lot handier, in case you forget the knife on your belt. Pool ball is great as well. Throw it in a bandana or sock and you're GTG. dude, if i have time to... 1) put down drink. 2) fetch billiard ball 3) sit down. 4) remove shoe. 5) remove sock. 6) put ball in sock. 7) replace shoe. 8) beat attacker. ...i'd probably just leave instead. 
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Posted: 5/1/2009 12:21:17 PM EDT
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Always get the bouncers on your side before the fight starts. |
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Posted: 5/1/2009 12:26:29 PM EDT
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Always get the bouncers on your side before the fight starts. if you know the bouncers its better, many time they will hold the guy still for you
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Posted: 5/1/2009 12:31:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2009 12:34:50 PM EDT
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i live by that pretty much i dont start fights its hard to get me to get violent, but once you do, its because your comming after me, and i dont stop till there is no threat... never lost a fight. If you dont want to fight ppl think your a puss and arent ready when you go all out kick ass on them. I just go for the head/throat until they are no longer a threat. The only exception is if someone was getting too agressive 2ward a girl i may say something, especially if its a friend.
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Posted: 5/1/2009 12:43:19 PM EDT
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LOL. Urlacher would have got his ass stomped the fuck out.
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Posted: 5/1/2009 12:45:54 PM EDT
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Bas Rutten "Everyone underestimates a kick to the groin." Only chicks and eunuchs underestimate a kick in the junk. Now being caught off-guard by a kick in the junk, well that is a different story. |
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Posted: 5/1/2009 12:56:42 PM EDT
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#7 A glass ashtray is the best weapon in the bar. Not anymore, where can you smoke in bars? A headbutt is the most effective fight starter/ender, i've only had to follow through once and thats when I caught teeth with my head and fucked me up worse than him. Here in Vegas. Tennessee.
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Posted: 5/1/2009 12:56:59 PM EDT
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Always get the bouncers on your side before the fight starts. if you know the bouncers its better, many time they will hold the guy still for you
Yes that or they will take care of the asshole if he starts to wup your ass and you also dont get kicked out of the bar. |
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Posted: 5/1/2009 1:04:06 PM EDT
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#7 A glass ashtray is the best weapon in the bar. half full beer bottles, and broken pool cues are a lot handier, in case you forget the knife on your belt. Pool ball is great as well. Throw it in a bandana or sock and you're GTG. dude, if i have time to... 1) put down drink. 2) fetch billiard ball 3) sit down. 4) remove shoe. 5) remove sock. 6) put ball in sock. 7) replace shoe. 8) beat attacker. ...i'd probably just leave instead.
A bandanna or handkerchief tied around a padlock is pretty effective, and is ready ahead of time.... Just tuck the padlock down in your back pocket and leave the bandanna hang out. No one will give it a second glance in a bar. 
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Posted: 5/1/2009 1:11:30 PM EDT
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I wish that Bas Rutten video was still up. This one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3K-mrlYG7Y Bas rules. 
I want that muthufucku on my side in a bar fight, thats for sure. I love that videi. Watc it everytime it's posted up here. |
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Posted: 5/1/2009 1:20:17 PM EDT
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#7 A glass ashtray is the best weapon in the bar. Pool stick FTMFW! One saved my as 4/29/1992. Nothing like a Rodney King verdict to remember your 22nd birthday forever. |
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Posted: 5/1/2009 1:30:21 PM EDT
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Quoted: My thing was sucker punch 'em, then hide behind my boyfriend. Jane I hope that's a joke.  |
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Posted: 5/1/2009 1:40:35 PM EDT
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Nothing good happens after 1AM.
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Posted: 5/1/2009 1:41:57 PM EDT
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"it only takes 5-7 seconds to strike 5 devastating targets "
That's very slow, the fight should be over in 3 secs if you know what you are doing. |
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Posted: 5/1/2009 4:09:40 PM EDT
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Rule 0) Don't hang out in bars where fights start This was always my favorite. Yep that is my rule. Buy a 6 pack and sit on your back deck drinking it as you pet your dog. The company is better as well :) |
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Posted: 5/1/2009 4:17:18 PM EDT
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Shoulda just minded his own business, that's what the bouncers get paid for. ^THIS^ If the Bouncer is worth a sh_t. |
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Posted: 5/1/2009 4:19:55 PM EDT
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Never get into a barfight with someone who has fewer teeth than you do.
He has less to lose. |
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Posted: 5/1/2009 5:47:34 PM EDT
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Buy a 6 pack and sit on your back deck drinking it as you pet your dog. The company is better as well :) Best answer so far. 
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Posted: 5/1/2009 6:08:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2009 7:36:36 PM EDT
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My thing was sucker punch 'em, then hide behind my boyfriend.
Jane I hope that's a joke.
Probably not, after that remark I am sure I have "run" into her or one of the women she has trained. |
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Posted: 5/1/2009 7:39:19 PM EDT
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If all else fails a pool ball in a sock can go a long way
shit to slow...it seems everybody has already got all the pool balls in socks
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Posted: 5/1/2009 7:52:41 PM EDT
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whatever happens, make it your goal to choke the person out. then, as he is struggling, bite into his neck and drink his blood! this will discourage his friends from coming at you. if youre afraid to DRINK blood
 then instead, wait until he is unconcious, and then wipe his blood across your face! walk around the circle of onlookers, while pointing at your awesome ''war mask'' but dont say ANYTHING. be the silent but scary type! I am a bar fighting master.
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Posted: 5/1/2009 7:59:49 PM EDT
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I wish that Bas Rutten video was still up. This one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3K-mrlYG7Y OMFG that was awesome......and I quote "I'm sorry...BANG BANG BANG...No I'm not."  
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Posted: 5/2/2009 5:52:36 AM EDT
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My thing was sucker punch 'em, then hide behind my boyfriend.
Jane This kinda shit has got many a good man sent to jail, or the hospital, while they go home with another man... |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 6:06:47 AM EDT
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Avoid any kind of fight , anywhere .........until you have no choice. Then kill the fucker quickly
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My thing was sucker punch 'em, then hide behind my boyfriend.
Jane This kinda shit has got many a good man sent to jail, or the hospital, while they go home with another man... Yup..........avoid the pissed of GF in bars at all costs. |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 6:13:18 AM EDT
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Rule#6 Have your attorney on speed dial.
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Posted: 5/2/2009 6:39:23 AM EDT
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Good Thread but I had no idea there were so many prize fighting experts here WOW
Bama Shooter you will always be my HERO 
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Posted: 5/2/2009 6:41:51 AM EDT
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Here's a few....
Box a wrestler, wrestle a boxer. Always be moving in a direct but do not back peddle, always circle. Cut the angle. Block attacks to the head, ignore shit to the body. They go for body, go for their head. Elbows at your sides, hands @ face level. If someone wants a fight, just leave. If they block you movement...... That is all for now, lots else follows. |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 7:03:13 AM EDT
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first off she works in a bar i am sure she is used to this kind of thing your friend is asking for big trouble getting into shit he dont know the whole story about...either way good thing you guys got out ok...dont fight unless you plan to seriously hurt someone period...dont stop until the threat is done period...as in needs to be lifted out on stretcher....
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Posted: 5/2/2009 7:05:11 AM EDT
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from a bar professional with 20 years in the business: 1. never get into a fight with someone more sober than you. This, period. I was a bouncer most of my way through college, and I am not a big man (6'-01", 180 lbs) but I NEVER lost a fight with an unruly drunk no matter how big they were. A cue stick across the back of the knees works wonders. If a drunk can't stand, he can't fight. "No problems officer, he's handcuffed to the parking meter out front, laying on the sidewalk." |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 7:05:44 AM EDT
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Rule 0) Don't hang out in bars where fights start FTW |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 7:06:28 AM EDT
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1. Strike First. 2. Strike Hard. 3. No Mercy. 3.5 Blade at 45 4. Sweep The Leg. 5. Get Him A Body Bag fixed it for ya. |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 7:09:07 AM EDT
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I wish that Bas Rutten video was still up. This one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3K-mrlYG7Y "Stab...in the liver..."
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Posted: 5/2/2009 7:11:43 AM EDT
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I've spent years in bars in many parts of the world, and didn't ever see much of a fight worth making a movie about. They are places of business, and if some assholes have an alcoholic attitude, the altercation won't last very long.
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Posted: 5/2/2009 7:21:29 AM EDT
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Rules for avoiding reconstructive surgery: 1. Don't drink in any place where they frisk people before entry. 2. Mind your own god damned business. 3. Running away isn't just good exercise, it leads to a long and unscarred life. Funny, that the advice I gave my cherries as a sqaud leader, and the same advice I give my kids.
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Posted: 5/2/2009 7:26:58 AM EDT
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Bas is still my favorite.
"Headbutt out of nowhere" I was really hoping he would become the next Ahnold he is very entertaining. |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 7:35:35 AM EDT
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#6. Never fight anyone uglier than you......they have nothing to loose 
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Posted: 5/2/2009 8:02:11 AM EDT
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The first rule of bar fights is don't get into bar fights. The second rule of bar fights is don't get into bar fights. If you can't avoid a bar fight, don't quit until everybody in the bar knows that it's over. QFT, I don't fight unless I have to. Call me a name and I'll laugh. Insult my wife and she'll laugh. Swing on me and it's Life and death time. And if I can I'm going for a gun first before I'll stand toe to toe with you. If you've pushed me that far, you're probably gonna be as dead I can make you. So keep your testosterone in check. It may get you killed. |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 8:05:12 AM EDT
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I wish that Bas Rutten video was still up. This one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3K-mrlYG7Y Holy shit. I haven't seen that. Dooon't youuu eeeeverrrr do thiiiiis.........
Gotta love this guy
ETA: I'm for staying out of bars where fights regularly occur. I am well out of my early 20's, and don't heal nearly as quick. Plus, I've got a lot to lose from becoming engaged in a random bar brawl. The only things that could get me on my feet would be to lay hands on my wife, or actually attack me. I am secure enough in my manhood to not feel the need to demonstrate it to a bar full of strangers over some drunk asshole's insults. I value my standard of living and right to own firearms. |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 8:08:16 AM EDT
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Rules for avoiding reconstructive surgery: 1. Don't drink in any place where they frisk people before entry. 2. Mind your own god damned business. 3. Running away isn't just good exercise, it leads to a long and unscarred life. I'll drink with you anytime! |
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