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For the benefit of the geographically challenged American: Danes come from Denmark. Denmark is the genital wart springing from the top of Germany.
Danes have a massive inferiority complex because we used to fly over them on the way to bomb Germany and flip them the bird as we passed over head…while they threw stones and pastries in an effort to bring down our mighty Lancaster Bombers.
Denmark is famous for Bacon - shit bacon that is full of water and moob-inducing oestrogen, and which shrivels up like the severed foreskin of a hedgehog when it is cooked, before boiling in it's own sweat to form a rubbery compound we then send for rendering into glue.
The Danish language consists of guttural clicks and fart sounds, punctuated by the occasional grunt of flagellation induced premature ejaculation.
Their only redeeming feature is Lego….. or more specifically Star Wars Lego……..this makes them better than Sweden who gave us fucked up cars, flat packed furniture which burns like thermite, and tantalising au-pairs who are basically slutty blonde nuns with excessive umlauts.
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lol
You guys will believe anything.
Is this not real?
It's a proposal by one member of the Green Party, which isn't part of the governing coalition in Stockholm.
Fria Tider is a National Socialist site which loves to make up news that fit their agenda.
Sweden still sucks.
-A danish guy.
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For the benefit of the geographically challenged American: Danes come from Denmark. Denmark is the genital wart springing from the top of Germany.
Danes have a massive inferiority complex because we used to fly over them on the way to bomb Germany and flip them the bird as we passed over head…while they threw stones and pastries in an effort to bring down our mighty Lancaster Bombers.
Denmark is famous for Bacon - shit bacon that is full of water and moob-inducing oestrogen, and which shrivels up like the severed foreskin of a hedgehog when it is cooked, before boiling in it's own sweat to form a rubbery compound we then send for rendering into glue.
The Danish language consists of guttural clicks and fart sounds, punctuated by the occasional grunt of flagellation induced premature ejaculation.
Their only redeeming feature is Lego….. or more specifically Star Wars Lego……..this makes them better than Sweden who gave us fucked up cars, flat packed furniture which burns like thermite, and tantalising au-pairs who are basically slutty blonde nuns with excessive umlauts.
Hey you can't forget the cookies and the fine China!
I stayed a week in Horsens just to hit Legoland and the surrounding area, I then traveled to Fuen to see the farmhouse from the tin on Royal Dansk cookies (The limit of most American's exposure to Denmark), and I dumped a small fortune at the Royal Copenhagen factory for a full 12 piece setting of the perty blue and white stuff