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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:42:11 PM EDT
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Need pics of roommate and roommate's ass. You know, to judge if the gf overreacted and stuff.
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:42:42 PM EDT
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Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet? Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. What I heard. "I am a fucking beta, and when I tried to tap it she put the Heisman on me bro" (For hipster old farts that read this on telegraphs it means rejected) |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:42:51 PM EDT
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I would fuck my sister. Just do it. Do you know how motherfucking hard it is to find a girl that a guy can live with? You know that's fucking gold right? even if shes not your type, make it your type. DO IT Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet? Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. I would fuck my sister. Just do it. Do you know how motherfucking hard it is to find a girl that a guy can live with? You know that's fucking gold right? even if shes not your type, make it your type. DO IT 
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:44:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Fuck your roomate now instead. This. /Thread. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:44:27 PM EDT
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She maybe should be a bit more trusting and at least willing to hear you out.
BUT.....Seriously....slapping a woman on the ass only happens if you're tappin' it, or SERIOUS buddies go out, get drunk, nothing happens, which your GF doesn't know. I can take guys trying to hit on my GF, she shoots them down very nicely. But if a "platonic friend" ever slapped her on her ass, if she didn't nut-kick him immediately I'd have his ass and then a harsh interrogation of her and/or a breakup. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:44:33 PM EDT
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I've spent a lot of time in a lot of situations with a lot of different men with whom I was not in an intimate relationship and none of them every slapped me on the ass. That said, your ex-girlfriend sounds like she's wound a little tight.
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:45:00 PM EDT
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Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet? Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. Yet you slap her on the ass in public... |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:47:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I've spent a lot of time in a lot of situations with a lot of different men with whom I was not in an intimate relationship and none of them every slapped me on the ass. That said, your ex-girlfriend sounds like she's wound a little tight. Your avatar, are you sitting on the pooper  |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:47:29 PM EDT
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I would fuck my sister. Just do it. Do you know how motherfucking hard it is to find a girl that a guy can live with? You know that's fucking gold right? even if shes not your type, make it your type. DO IT Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet? Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. I would fuck my sister. Just do it. Do you know how motherfucking hard it is to find a girl that a guy can live with? You know that's fucking gold right? even if shes not your type, make it your type. DO IT So would I. 
But I don't have one, so that'll never happen. I mean, no I wouldn't.. that's gross. 
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:48:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:49:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yet you slap her on the ass in public... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet? Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. Yet you slap her on the ass in public... Seriously though, if it bugs you that much, have the roommate call your ex-gf. How does your ex not know you have a female roommate. Although you can always have your roommate call her and say she is your sister. WTF do I know... I just fix refrigerators. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:52:32 PM EDT
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Now I know where this came from.
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:52:50 PM EDT
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I went to the flea market today with my strictly platonic roommate. While we were walking around my roommate made a crack about some hair restoration cream that she saw (I shave my head) and I responded with a playful slap to her ass. Well unbeknownst to me a gal that I have been seeing on a semi regular basis that I like a lot was also there and witnessed the said slap to my roommates ass. When I saw her and went to introduce my roommate to her and she just looked passed me and kept walking. Not 10 minutes later I got a text from her telling me to lose her number and that I was never touching her again. I think I am cut off for good now. She has not answered any of my texts or calls. 
So? Move on. Tell the room mate what happened and see if you can get some sympathy/guilt sex. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:53:37 PM EDT
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start banging your roommate, chromedome.
oh, and SIIHPAPP. 
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:53:46 PM EDT
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I would never slap my sister's ass. Well, Mainly because I dont have a sister... BUT IF I DID! ... I wouldn't. Seriously though, if it bugs you that much, have the roommate call your ex-gf. How does your ex not know you have a female roommate. Although you can always have your roommate call her and say she is your sister. WTF do I know... I just fix refrigerators. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet? Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. Yet you slap her on the ass in public... Seriously though, if it bugs you that much, have the roommate call your ex-gf. How does your ex not know you have a female roommate. Although you can always have your roommate call her and say she is your sister. WTF do I know... I just fix refrigerators. We don't know what state they're in. It might not make any difference. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:53:53 PM EDT
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If you and your sister are adults, I don't know what the problem is with sleeping with her.
Disclaimer: I don't have a sister. That said, OP: You shouldn't slap women's asses in public. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:55:10 PM EDT
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Shit, my fiancé found a Starbucks cup in my truck yesterday and gave me sideways looks about it for 5 minutes.
I don't drink coffee and honestly, I thought my fiancé left it in there. I don't know where the hell it came from unless one of my kids got it from my ex wife. Woman are crazy. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:55:48 PM EDT
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If you and your sister are adults, I don't know what the problem is with sleeping with her. Disclaimer: I don't have a sister. That said, OP: You shouldn't slap women's asses in public. 
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:56:54 PM EDT
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If you and your sister are adults, I don't know what the problem is with sleeping with her. Disclaimer: I don't have a sister. That said, OP: You shouldn't slap women's asses in public. http://i.imgur.com/i9kkUpP.gif What? What's wrong with two consenting adults, who might be related, having a little fun?
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:57:21 PM EDT
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Well, that sucks.
Probably shouldn't slap a ladies ass in public if your dating Someone that may be in the same area. I have never seen a guy slap a lady friends ass unless there was some kind of behind the scenes love making going on. I can see her perspective and it doesn't look good for you OP. Best to just let it go and if she wants to contact you and let you explain, she will. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:58:52 PM EDT
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Wow, man....it's like the 8th grade all over again....  |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:58:58 PM EDT
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What? What's wrong with two consenting adults, who might be related, having a little fun? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you and your sister are adults, I don't know what the problem is with sleeping with her. Disclaimer: I don't have a sister. That said, OP: You shouldn't slap women's asses in public. http://i.imgur.com/i9kkUpP.gif What? What's wrong with two consenting adults, who might be related, having a little fun? 
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:59:08 PM EDT
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I went to the flea market today with my strictly platonic roommate. While we were walking around my roommate made a crack about some hair restoration cream that she saw (I shave my head) and I responded with a playful slap to her ass. Well unbeknownst to me a gal that I have been seeing on a semi regular basis that I like a lot was also there and witnessed the said slap to my roommates ass. When I saw her and went to introduce my roommate to her and she just looked passed me and kept walking. Not 10 minutes later I got a text from her telling me to lose her number and that I was never touching her again. I think I am cut off for good now. She has not answered any of my texts or calls.
Sounds to me like you dodged a bullet. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:59:39 PM EDT
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What? What's wrong with two consenting adults, who might be related, having a little fun? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you and your sister are adults, I don't know what the problem is with sleeping with her. Disclaimer: I don't have a sister. That said, OP: You shouldn't slap women's asses in public. http://i.imgur.com/i9kkUpP.gif What? What's wrong with two consenting adults, who might be related, having a little fun? Somalia is a lot like Kentucky nowadays.....ain't it ?
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:01:50 PM EDT
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Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet? Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. So you like to slap your sister's ass in public? |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:02:54 PM EDT
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Your avatar, are you sitting on the pooper
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I've spent a lot of time in a lot of situations with a lot of different men with whom I was not in an intimate relationship and none of them every slapped me on the ass. That said, your ex-girlfriend sounds like she's wound a little tight. Your avatar, are you sitting on the pooper
No, that thing behind me is back of one of those chrome and vinyl chairs that half the women in America had around their kitchen table at the time. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:04:28 PM EDT
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Can't believe nobody has suggested you solve this with a fruit plate yet.
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:04:29 PM EDT
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Well good for her.
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:05:39 PM EDT
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First, you showed disrespect to your GF by ass slapping another woman. I'm pretty sure most SO's would find that cause for concern if not a full on confrontation. Still, if the GF cut you off without even hearing you out, something else is amiss. Relationships take work but she just cut and run with a hint of doubt. Downhill from there as she's either batshit or you are not giving the whole back story if she ejected that easily.
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:05:59 PM EDT
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Your avatar, are you sitting on the pooper
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I've spent a lot of time in a lot of situations with a lot of different men with whom I was not in an intimate relationship and none of them every slapped me on the ass. That said, your ex-girlfriend sounds like she's wound a little tight. Your avatar, are you sitting on the pooper
Oh my God, I'm not going to get that out of my head now. 
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:06:28 PM EDT
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What? What's wrong with two consenting adults, who might be related, having a little fun? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you and your sister are adults, I don't know what the problem is with sleeping with her. Disclaimer: I don't have a sister. That said, OP: You shouldn't slap women's asses in public. http://i.imgur.com/i9kkUpP.gif What? What's wrong with two consenting adults, who might be related, having a little fun? Its not like we are talking about knocking a family member up or anything. Its just fucking. Maybe a little on the mouth too. Not like a date. Just pound town in the night gown. Thanksgiving would be awkward but Christmas would be the shit |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:07:59 PM EDT
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Give her space. If she wants anything to do with you she will get ahold of you. Stop calling and texting. This all you guys who obsessively call and or text after a fight etc... Take note. Ignore them and they will come back 10 fold if they are interested in doing so |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:09:22 PM EDT
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Thanksgiving would be awkward but Christmas would be the shit LOL |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:14:40 PM EDT
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Send her a fruit plate.
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:15:42 PM EDT
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I once took another girl, other than my GF, to the mall. Who did I run into within the first couple of minutes? My GFs roommates.
Women, they have spies everywhere! |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:18:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:18:21 PM EDT
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Play this right and you could get some pitty pie from the roommate.
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:20:21 PM EDT
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Wait! You have a platonic female room mate but a GF with a Glory Hole on the side? WTF is the matter with you? Get rid of platonic friend and have non-platonic GF move in!
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:21:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: GF is hotter. Roommate is ok but plain. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Also, we need to know which is hotter. Pics would help. GF is hotter. Roommate is ok but plain. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:22:41 PM EDT
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Fuck your roomate now instead. Only answer. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:23:28 PM EDT
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Problem #1, you were at a flea market. Even bigger is problem #2, your girl friend was at the same flea market at the same time? Bored much?? WTF, there's no Wal-Mart where you live? It might be time to re-evaluate just where your life is headed.
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:23:52 PM EDT
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Platonic, you say? Would you slap your sister on the ass like that? GF has a right to be pissed. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:26:36 PM EDT
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Then why are you slapping your sister's ass? I'll have to try it, I have 3, and will report back with missing teeth Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet? Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. just wear this when you do it. http://www.scavengeinc.com/images/Product/medium/franco/joedirt-mullet-wig.jpg Then why are you slapping your sister's ass? I'll have to try it, I have 3, and will report back with missing teeth I have three as well but no way I'm trying that! At least two of them would beat the crap out of me and the other would just fed me to the gators! Feet first and s l o w l y! You don't know my sisters and you don't want to! |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:29:26 PM EDT
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Thread title is misleading. Screwed is the last thing you are. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:30:12 PM EDT
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Slap that ass=want that ass.
Just sayin'. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:31:53 PM EDT
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haha - you're bald. First Post... made me LOL. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:32:31 PM EDT
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Thread title is misleading. Screwed is the last thing you are. True this. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:33:12 PM EDT
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ha you weren't really screwed at all. the semi-reg girl is just testing you. seeing you slap some other chicks ass in public (presumably roomie girl was all smiles and laughing about it) actually INCREASED your value to the semi-reg girl. she is testing to see if you actually are at that level.
do not apologize or anything like that. just txt something like "cool i love slapping random ass and grabbing tits" and ignore whatever else she says for a few days. probably too late tho because i'm sure you already groveled and apologized.. also you need to fuck the chick that is 1. already living with you, 2. cool enough to spend time with and 3. totally down to have her ass slapped in public. the whole "she's like my sister" shit makes no sense so get it out of your head. if she's not your sister, she's not your sister. bang that. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:34:17 PM EDT
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Be a man, fuck the roommate.
Send pix to g/f. 
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Posted: 1/18/2014 4:34:51 PM EDT
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Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet? Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. Well, I don't know about you, but I'd never consider slapping my sister on the ass |
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