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Posted: 1/11/2011 9:21:08 AM EDT
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Your lady friends look tasty. They aren't, but their children are delicious. |
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Posted: 1/11/2011 9:21:29 AM EDT
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This is my cubicle http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af4/neoathkeeper/cows1-11007.jpg They line up to get what I have http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af4/neoathkeeper/cows1-11009.jpg My other office http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af4/neoathkeeper/cows1-11012.jpg This is Loper. He's the head of ranch security. Hank didn't make the team. http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af4/neoathkeeper/cows1-11014.jpg I'm gonna be the first to say it both of those pickups are damn sexy! 
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Posted: 1/11/2011 9:21:31 AM EDT
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 Heifers be all up on my nuts. And your dog has crazy eyes. |
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Posted: 1/11/2011 9:28:14 AM EDT
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Having lived in NE, I think I recognize some of those "ladies" from the bars around Omaha.
This is not their first rodeo. Wrap it before you tap it. 
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Posted: 1/11/2011 9:30:15 AM EDT
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Are you hiring?
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Posted: 1/11/2011 9:44:40 AM EDT
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That's looking rather cold. Teens? Single digits? And the head of security has the right idea.
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Awesome! What county? Around the panhandle? North of Belleville KS about 30 miles. Holy hell, neighbors we are not! Imperial, Ne. Well, outside of but you get the idea. No shit?! I grew up in McCook and mom was from Hayes Center. 
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Posted: 1/11/2011 9:48:20 AM EDT
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Mooooo.....baby
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Posted: 1/11/2011 9:55:17 AM EDT
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This is my cubicle http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af4/neoathkeeper/cows1-11007.jpg They line up to get what I have http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af4/neoathkeeper/cows1-11009.jpg My other office http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af4/neoathkeeper/cows1-11012.jpg This is Loper. He's the head of ranch security. Hank didn't make the team. http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af4/neoathkeeper/cows1-11014.jpg That is a good lookin' pup there. Looks like a good boy. |
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Posted: 1/11/2011 9:57:47 AM EDT
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That's looking rather cold. Teens? Single digits? And the head of security has the right idea.
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Awesome! What county? Around the panhandle? North of Belleville KS about 30 miles. Holy hell, neighbors we are not! Imperial, Ne. Well, outside of but you get the idea. No shit?! I grew up in McCook and mom was from Hayes Center.
Haha small world aint it! I grew up in Ogallala and have family in North Platte. |
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Posted: 1/11/2011 10:05:35 AM EDT
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Boy it really is flat out there huh?
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Posted: 1/11/2011 10:16:01 AM EDT
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This is Loper. He's the head of ranch security. Hank didn't make the team. Can we get pics of Slim, Drover, Pete, and your wife Sally-Mae? |
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Posted: 1/11/2011 10:21:33 AM EDT
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That's looking rather cold. Teens? Single digits? And the head of security has the right idea.
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Awesome! What county? Around the panhandle? North of Belleville KS about 30 miles. Holy hell, neighbors we are not! Imperial, Ne. Well, outside of but you get the idea. No shit?! I grew up in McCook and mom was from Hayes Center.
Haha small world aint it! I grew up in Ogallala and have family in North Platte. Yep. And the older you get the more you realize just how small it really is. |
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Posted: 1/11/2011 10:23:33 AM EDT
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I have laughed about ten times at this thread title. Its pretty epic.
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Posted: 1/11/2011 10:25:56 AM EDT
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OP they do have heaters you can connect to 12v batteries now, they are pure awesomeness. You have to post a link. I'd be very interested in that. I'll see if I can find it. It was sitting in a box a ranch i worked for had. I found it and couldn't believe they weren't using it, I showed it to the boss man and he was like oh there it was. Click Click Something like that? Yep second 1. Nicest thing ever. Ideally, a free monkey would be the nicest thing ever, but those rarely pan out... |
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Posted: 1/11/2011 10:27:44 AM EDT
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OP they do have heaters you can connect to 12v batteries now, they are pure awesomeness. You have to post a link. I'd be very interested in that. I'll see if I can find it. It was sitting in a box a ranch i worked for had. I found it and couldn't believe they weren't using it, I showed it to the boss man and he was like oh there it was. Click Click Something like that? Yep second 1. Nicest thing ever. Ideally, a free monkey would be the nicest thing ever, but those rarely pan out... I fail to see what you are talking about here? This second product does work I have used it. |
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Posted: 1/11/2011 10:28:37 AM EDT
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I'm about to go feed right now .
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Posted: 1/11/2011 10:33:38 AM EDT
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Looks nice and "brisk" there. The ladies look cold.
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Posted: 1/11/2011 10:36:26 AM EDT
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meh...there are women in my office with bigger asses.
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Posted: 1/11/2011 10:47:15 AM EDT
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Lol! Nice.
I miss farming.  |
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Posted: 1/11/2011 10:48:31 AM EDT
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Interspecies Erotica!
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Posted: 1/11/2011 10:54:00 AM EDT
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Some one likes the Heifers!! Whats wrong with heifers???? They are warm and they are usually easy. Plus, they understand that they are heifers and dont expect a call the next day.
Oh wait, we are talking about cows. never mind. 
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Posted: 1/11/2011 11:39:09 AM EDT
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Having lived in NE, I think I recognize some of those "ladies" from the bars around Omaha. This is not their first rodeo. Wrap it before you tap it. No, these girls are all from Nebraska. None of them crossed the river from the east.
Most of them still have all their teeth.......... So you know they didn't come from the south.
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Posted: 1/11/2011 11:39:40 AM EDT
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Having lived in NE, I think I recognize some of those "ladies" from the bars around Omaha. This is not their first rodeo. Wrap it before you tap it. No, these girls are all from Nebraska. None of them crossed the river from the east.
Most of them still have all their teeth.......... So you know they didn't come from the south. Hahahah |
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Posted: 1/11/2011 11:39:50 AM EDT
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Interspecies Erotica! LOL |
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Posted: 1/11/2011 12:31:46 PM EDT
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OP they do have heaters you can connect to 12v batteries now, they are pure awesomeness. You have to post a link. I'd be very interested in that. I'll see if I can find it. It was sitting in a box a ranch i worked for had. I found it and couldn't believe they weren't using it, I showed it to the boss man and he was like oh there it was. Click Click Something like that? Yep second 1. Nicest thing ever. Ideally, a free monkey would be the nicest thing ever, but those rarely pan out... You can win a free monkey if you guess which rifle and which optics are in the Ford p/u.
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Posted: 1/11/2011 12:33:32 PM EDT
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OP they do have heaters you can connect to 12v batteries now, they are pure awesomeness. You have to post a link. I'd be very interested in that. I'll see if I can find it. It was sitting in a box a ranch i worked for had. I found it and couldn't believe they weren't using it, I showed it to the boss man and he was like oh there it was. Click Click Something like that? Yep second 1. Nicest thing ever. Ideally, a free monkey would be the nicest thing ever, but those rarely pan out... You can win a free monkey if you guess which rifle and which optics are in the Ford p/u. Ar15 with an aimpoint/trijicion. |
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Posted: 1/11/2011 12:35:39 PM EDT
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Lever action 30 30 with an old scope.
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Posted: 1/11/2011 12:38:46 PM EDT
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No winner yet. I'll post the pic of it at 9pm, or if it's guessed, earlier.
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Posted: 1/11/2011 12:41:52 PM EDT
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Boy it really is flat out there huh? There's a reason it's called the GREAT PLAINS. |
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Posted: 1/11/2011 12:45:10 PM EDT
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Quoted: No winner yet. I'll post the pic of it at 9pm, or if it's guessed, earlier. Mini-14 with a cheap ass 3-9 scope? |
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Posted: 1/11/2011 12:45:56 PM EDT
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Damn, mini 14 was my other choice. lol
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Posted: 1/11/2011 12:51:14 PM EDT
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No winner yet. I'll post the pic of it at 9pm, or if it's guessed, earlier. AR-10 with an Acog.
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Posted: 1/11/2011 12:52:17 PM EDT
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OP likes his women larger, a bit hairy, and gassy. They refer to those as 'hotties' in Nebraska.
Outstanding post, OP. |
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Posted: 1/11/2011 12:53:00 PM EDT
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This might be the simpleton answer, but how about a ranch rifle with an old scope.
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Posted: 1/11/2011 12:53:25 PM EDT
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Don't milk the bull.
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Posted: 1/11/2011 12:54:26 PM EDT
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Don't milk the bull. He might like it. |
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Posted: 1/11/2011 1:02:44 PM EDT
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Don't milk the bull. He might like it. In Nebraska, and Oregon the bull milks you.
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Posted: 1/11/2011 1:06:00 PM EDT
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I have heard that in Texas, Aggies love milking the bulls.
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Posted: 1/11/2011 1:06:49 PM EDT
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I have heard that in Texas, Aggies love milking the bulls. Yeah but they don't talk about it. 
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Posted: 1/11/2011 1:11:31 PM EDT
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This remind me of a time in high school.
Pull up to the ag barn and see a car i dont recognise. So i go in and there is the 15 year old kid trying to screw a cow. Not that it was funny enough but when i stopped laughing i realized it was a bull we had pinned up to keep away from the other cows. what a moron he was. I saw him a few years back and he was a jarhead. Figures he would become a marine.
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Posted: 1/11/2011 1:12:18 PM EDT
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Dude, those cows are lined up to get a ride the hell out of NE.
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Posted: 1/11/2011 1:13:15 PM EDT
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Dude, those cows are lined up to get a ride the hell out of NE. Pry because some Texans are moving up into Nebraska.
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Posted: 1/11/2011 1:13:32 PM EDT
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All those cows lined up, kinda reminds me of the carpool line at my kids school.
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Posted: 1/11/2011 1:16:43 PM EDT
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All those cows lined up, kinda reminds me of the carpool line at my kids school. Parents lined up or what? Hell we would be lucky to have tractors and trucks in my high school parking lot back in the day. I asked for years and years to be able to take a semi, tractor, or combine to school for prom and for fun. My family would never let me but I offered to do all kinds of extra chores just for 1 day of fun!
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Posted: 1/11/2011 1:18:33 PM EDT
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no, i was thinking of all the fat ass moms driving their minivans.
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Posted: 1/11/2011 1:19:02 PM EDT
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no, i was thinking of all the fat ass moms driving their minivans. Hahaha atleast they aren't driving big diesels. |
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Posted: 1/11/2011 1:19:51 PM EDT
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Boy it really is flat out there huh? There's a reason it's called the GREAT PLAINS. "You know I always thought the Rockies would be a whole lot rockier then this." "Yeah me to, that John Denver is full of shit."
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Posted: 1/11/2011 1:20:05 PM EDT
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Dude, those cows are lined up to get a ride the hell out of NE. Pry because some Texans are moving up into Nebraska. Oh hell no, not this one. Every time I drve across that forsaken state it's the longest five years of my life.
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Posted: 1/11/2011 1:21:00 PM EDT
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No but there are a couple of dads that drive big 4x4 diesels that have tons of lift to them. Funny as hell to watch the kids try and climb in to it. Of course not a single one of those trucks have ever seen any dirt, let alone mud.
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Posted: 1/11/2011 1:21:20 PM EDT
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What a bunch of fat cows
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