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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:15:29 PM EDT
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I was asked to leave the Naval Air museum in Pensacola for humping a navy nuclear bomb while my wife took a picture of me.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:16:15 PM EDT
[#2]
All you can eat shrimp thing. They finally asked my cousin and i to leave. We were 17 and had a bottomless appetite. |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:16:16 PM EDT
[#3]
I was in a gun shop all cranked out on meth and started to take my clothes off before I was thrown out.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:17:24 PM EDT
[#4]
Mid 80's, pretty well lit partying with a stripper and went to eat and at the Benson in PDX with the intent of staying the night , for some reason they didn't like the titty shots I was getting from her . They really didn't like the beaver shot she gave them on the way out
Only place I've ever been asked to leave |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:19:05 PM EDT
[#5]
Oh yeah, I was also once asked to stay out of the Woolsworth.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:21:30 PM EDT
[#6]
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Nope, I never have.In fact - when I'm out, I'm usually one of the complainers that get others kicked out.... 
"I hate rude behavior in a man - I won't tolerate it!" I want to party with you |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:21:37 PM EDT
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Years ago I got kicked out of a strip club because the whore I was banging had this millionair customer that was throwing a couple grand a day at her. Anyway. The 5 foot tall lill fella found out I was banging her & he screeched as loud as a little man could and got me banned from the club
A funny side note... Before he knew I was banging the love of his life he said to me just by chance when she was on stage....Get this its too funny.... "If I keep helping her financially she will eventually see that I love her and she will love me back" My response was "Thats a good idea, you should give her as much money as you can "
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:22:21 PM EDT
[#8]
Ive been told I have been kicked out, don't remember it though......
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:22:39 PM EDT
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I was with a group of Americans who were given the chance to experience a horizontal exit from a pub in Dundee, Scotland. One of our group was acting like a right ass and when the locals decided that they had enough of him, they pretty much decided that they had enough of all of us. Scots sure do like to head butt. |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:23:01 PM EDT
[#10]
Delta Club Osceola AR about 1984 or so.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:23:57 PM EDT
[#11]
I was escorted out by the scruff of my neck one night. I reached in my pocket and thew a handful of change on stage.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:25:38 PM EDT
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I was escorted out by the scruff of my neck one night. I reached in my pocket and thew a handful of change on stage. When you throw change at a stripper its called "making it hail" |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:26:00 PM EDT
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I was 18 working on a marine construction crew for the summer. One of the guys played guitar in a band and invited me to check em out. It was me, my girlfriend and a buddy. We walked up in the bar like we knew what we were doing and took a table away from the bar. It didn't take five minutes and they were escorting us out. We didn't even try to get a drink! The coworker of mine tried talking to the manager, told them we were the crew, they weren't hearing it. We went and got drunk at someone's house.
I was 19 and in college. Our usual MO was to get a wrist band from someone coming out of the club we wanted to go into and we could walk right in and buy alcohol. One night my nuts were hanging extra low and I walked up to the bar with giant black Xs on my hands. Still managed to buy a double crown and coke. I was halfway done when the bouncer decided it was time for me to leave. I chugged the restof my drink and he eescorted me around to every bouncer, letting them know I was outta there! The club was connected to a shit kicker club and piano bar. I went in the kicker club, walked through a couple doors and was right back in... I got another drink and got lost on the dance floor... |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:26:39 PM EDT
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I was in a gun shop all cranked out on meth and started to take my clothes off before I was thrown out. Bullet Hole ???? ...
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:27:21 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: When you throw change at a stripper its called "making it hail" Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I was escorted out by the scruff of my neck one night. I reached in my pocket and thew a handful of change on stage. When you throw change at a stripper its called "making it hail" |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:27:30 PM EDT
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Probably pretty lame but here goes. A few years ago my mom and i went to a self-storage facility to buy some boxes, my mom wanted to handle one of the boxes, guy flipped out, my mom said a few words, guy told us to leave.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:30:15 PM EDT
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A bar we used to go to bought a Yag machine. After a week they had a list of people who were banned from it. I made the list.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:32:22 PM EDT
[#18]
Kicked off a golf course for drunkenly ending up with a cart submerged in a pond. Whoops.
That's about it, really. Mostly, I'm well behaved (or good at avoiding getting caught). |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:40:51 PM EDT
[#19]
when i was 7 years old, i was ejected from a bowling alley. it seems as though the word "fuck" had already been invented, and it meant something bad.
i thought i had just made it up, and couldn't understand why grown-ups reacted so strongly to it.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:44:01 PM EDT
[#20]
Got kicked out of strip clubs a couple of times. Got booted from a bar once after a fight. Was also told by the cops in a southern Alabama town that if I ever returned I would never be found after getting pulled over with the police chiefs wife in the car late one Saturday night. Almost tapped that ass.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:45:13 PM EDT
[#21]
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A bar we used to go to bought a Yag machine. After a week they had a list of people who were banned from it. I made the list. what is a yag machine and what does one do with one |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:48:58 PM EDT
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With a friend of mine on leave from the Marines. He was drunk and called out some poser, threatning to kick said poser's ass. Shoving commenced, bartender called the cops, and I grabbed him and drug him out of there kicking and screaming. Figured it wouldn't be good for his military career if he wound up spending time in jail.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:49:23 PM EDT
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I do not cause problems when I go out, and have never been asked to leave anywhere. Me too. I'm boring as hell I guess. Eta: wrong. Bounced out of a bar in London. Some asshole was following me around giving me shit for being a "fucking american". I finally got aggravated, turned around and and went on a anti-england tirade, and offered to show him how violent we yanks really were. I was then tossed out the door like a ragdoll by 2 big bouncers. Wasn't even drunk |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:50:11 PM EDT
[#24]
A tittie bar in Pattaya Beach Thailand
A tittie bar in San Diego A tittie bar in Las Vegas A tittie bar in Japan 
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:50:52 PM EDT
[#25]
I was asked to leave a strip joint near Columbus Ohio in my younger days. I showed up drunk, got much drunker and ended up knocking over a table stacked with champagne glasses while trying to make my way back to my table after a bathroom trip.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:53:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: what is a yag machine and what does one do with one Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: A bar we used to go to bought a Yag machine. After a week they had a list of people who were banned from it. I made the list. what is a yag machine and what does one do with one |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:55:31 PM EDT
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A strip bar in Myrtle Beach.. Was sober amd it had nothing to do with strippers. I invited the man in their life and it did not go so well for them.. Haha. I have a bunch of great stories from th strip clubs there. lol |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:55:34 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A bar we used to go to bought a Yag machine. After a week they had a list of people who were banned from it. I made the list. Yag is gay spelled backwards. Apparently it's something to do with that? |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:57:16 PM EDT
[#29]
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A tittie bar in Pattaya Beach Thailand A tittie bar in San Diego A tittie bar in Las Vegas A tittie bar in Japan A well traveled man. I'm surprised you got into a titty bar in Japan. Most of the ones in Sagami didnt allow Americans. I can pass as Japanese if I keep my mouth shut and go with a native. The rest of my coworkers wernt allowed in. |
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Posted: 10/3/2014 12:00:44 AM EDT
[#30]
Yes, a few places. And these are all in the distant past, thank goodness. I am a slow learner, but eventually I get the picture!
Speaking of picture, a buddy of mine and I got thrown out of a midnight showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" before we even got into the theater. You have probably seen all the "props" that get brought in...well we found a few "props" that were apparently a nogo. Also bizarrely got escorted out of an Ohio liquor store (state stores at the time) for apparently browsing a bit too long in the rum section trying to remember what my friends had requested I pick up as my contribution to the party they were hosting later that night. I was not a rum drinker at the time (still don't drink it) so I was trying to sort through the spiced, etc. selections to make sure I got what they requested. Despite being well into my late twenties, with several valid IDs--state DL, CC, and work photo ID, etc, everything but a passport, for crying out loud--the store guy was not buying it and escorted me out of the store.  I have always had a "babyface" / looked younger than I am, but really, he was over the top.
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Posted: 10/3/2014 12:06:54 AM EDT
[#31]
Got kicked out of a fucking Texas Aggies football game 5 minutes into the first quarter. It was either jail or leave. They don't like you cheering for the other team. I can't stand that place.
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Posted: 10/3/2014 12:10:22 AM EDT
[#32]
Hmm.... a vegas casino...no alcohol involved...
some bars..... some strip clubs.... yeah thats about it...that I can remember |
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Posted: 10/3/2014 12:10:25 AM EDT
[#33]
Kadena Golf course. 1987.
BLT 1/7, all of us...permabanned.
Fucking Smurfs are an uptight and prissy bunch. |
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Posted: 10/3/2014 12:13:17 AM EDT
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Had a field trip to the Chicago Art Institute, I had told the class of Behavioral Students a couple years before that some of the Impressionist artists had laid on the oil paint so thick that a hundred years later it was still not dry one of the students decided to try to test it out......the guard/docent was not amused. We were all escorted the door and asked not to return.
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Posted: 10/3/2014 12:17:25 AM EDT
[#35]
I was thrown out of Greely's in Big Whiskey.
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Posted: 10/3/2014 12:19:22 AM EDT
[#36]
Yes. At a strip joint in Portland, ~1981. My idiot friend shouted "...get that nasty rat's ass off the stage!" We were physically thrown out the front door by bouncers. She was nasty
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Posted: 10/3/2014 12:19:40 AM EDT
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The geriatric security team at the so-called "happiest place on earth" threw me out for having a dragonfly clipped to my pocket.
(I left, gave them the slip, and caught up with my family. My kids loved the scandal and counted the number of times we used the contraband pocketknife that day in the park. 11 times.) FMM and FWD 
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Posted: 10/3/2014 12:20:52 AM EDT
[#38]
Does getting kicked out of my mother's house on X-mas Eve count?
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Posted: 10/3/2014 12:22:39 AM EDT
[#39]
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Was eating at some place that had all you can eat Shrimp. Apparently by all you can eat they mean 176 shrimp.... Flat out refused to bring me any more, then brought me the bill and never came back lol. Needless to say, never went back! Good shrimp though..... Don't remember the name of the place, don't even think it's open anymore lol. How can you have all you can eat then shut someone down?!? That's fucked up!
In before fatass.... 
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Posted: 10/3/2014 12:22:55 AM EDT
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I get kicked off battlefield servers occasionally when my merciless teabagging inevitably claims a server admin. Some are cool with being teabagged, some are not. I consider it a win when I rage them hard enough to kick me.
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Posted: 10/3/2014 12:28:26 AM EDT
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I was kicked out of a Cathlic School at the end of the thrid grade. The nuns asked my parents if it would possible for me to attend public school. I really had a good time; but didn't learn anything. I went to public school and the principle was a retired Marine; he straightened my shit out real quick.
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Posted: 10/3/2014 12:33:10 AM EDT
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Does Tijuana count as an establishment? If it does, than that. My buddy and I were dragged out of the cattle chutes after he started some shit with one of the guards. I didn't even know whst was up until we were fighting with the border guards. First time I ever had my throat stepped on.
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Posted: 10/3/2014 12:37:56 AM EDT
[#43]
I got bounnced out of a couple bars in the UK.
Fucking brits can't take a joke. |
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Posted: 10/3/2014 12:38:01 AM EDT
[#44]
2 bowling alleys and a denny's,alcohol and stupid friends
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Posted: 10/3/2014 12:39:57 AM EDT
[#45]
Apparently, referring to the waitress as "Hey you without the tits", will get you thrown out of a bar at a ski resort.
Who knew? |
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Posted: 10/3/2014 12:44:23 AM EDT
[#46]
Yup
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Posted: 10/3/2014 12:45:06 AM EDT
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LOL glad I am not the only one. Only thing Google turns up is some industrial engraving machine Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A bar we used to go to bought a Yag machine. After a week they had a list of people who were banned from it. I made the list. what is a yag machine and what does one do with one Probably a Jagermeister (sp? I do not / cannot drink this) dispenser machine that super chills it? So they overindulged on the Jagermeister (and that nasty shir WILL eff you up )
(See? Effed me up and I wasn't anywhere near any. Meant to call it nasty shit. Don't know what shir is.) |
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Posted: 10/3/2014 12:57:48 AM EDT
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Yes More than once. |
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Posted: 10/3/2014 12:59:25 AM EDT
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LOL glad I am not the only one. Only thing Google turns up is some industrial engraving machine Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A bar we used to go to bought a Yag machine. After a week they had a list of people who were banned from it. I made the list. what is a yag machine and what does one do with one Oh, stewardess, I speak drunk.. 
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Posted: 10/3/2014 1:02:01 AM EDT
[#50]
i got kicked out of boy scouts, does that count?
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