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Quoted: *snip*Pop a hard dick? This takes some doing, but if you press down while trying to bend it outwards (away from you) in half, you'll get a nice pop, down low. It hurts at first, but with practice and acclimation, it's pretty cool. Lost....along with a couple coworkers Damnit, I never wanted to own a page talking about dick popping |
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I pop my dick, thought I was the only one that could.
I pop everything else too. My best is my spinal column. Because of stress and past injuries my back and neck is in pretty back shape for a young guy. It sounds like it is popping in 30 or 40 places at once. I've had people almost throw up that I caught off guard with it. The only one I try not to do as often is my toes. I can pop my toes just by curling them. It ends up destroying the insoles in my shoes. It carves out the area under the big toe until nothing is left. Takes about 4 days if I don't keep it in check. |
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Quoted: Quoted: no i dont want arthritis Well take heart, because neither of you are ever going to get arthritis as a result of cracking your knuckles. If you're going to get it, it will be the result of diet and genetics. Am I the only one who looks this shit up? |
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I pop just about everything on me also, including my dick.
I pop my elbows by putting them on my hips, and pressing down and inward real hard. |
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Quoted: I'd back you up on this but, I'm just a stupid chiropractor...Quoted: Quoted: no i dont want arthritis Well take heart, because neither of you are ever going to get arthritis as a result of cracking your knuckles. If you're going to get it, it will be the result of diet and genetics. Am I the only one who looks this shit up? |
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I can do my fingers just by flexing them. I do it all the time. I wish I could stop doing it but I can't. I'm sick.
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Dick cracking? That just took arfcom to a whole new level of WTF. Congratulations Subnet.
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I'd back you up on this but, I'm just a stupid chiropractor...
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no i dont want arthritis Well take heart, because neither of you are ever going to get arthritis as a result of cracking your knuckles. If you're going to get it, it will be the result of diet and genetics. Am I the only one who looks this shit up? Ah lucky, I wanted to become a chiropractor when I was a little kid, just because I loved popping all my joints. I'm just a boring accountant now. |
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Quoted: Quoted: I'd back you up on this but, I'm just a stupid chiropractor...Quoted: Quoted: no i dont want arthritis Well take heart, because neither of you are ever going to get arthritis as a result of cracking your knuckles. If you're going to get it, it will be the result of diet and genetics. Am I the only one who looks this shit up? You're all a bunch of discredited witch doctors with your ill-defined sublaxulations and shit, but when it comes to joint popping and cracking, the way I see it, you're God damned experts. Don't hate. |
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Quoted: Dick cracking? That just took arfcom to a whole new level of WTF. Congratulations Subnet. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile You don't know relief, until you've figured out how to pop nitrogen bubbles in your dick. |
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i crack my knuckles all the time, and every so often crack my knees
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Quoted: I pop everything that will pop...knuckles, neck, back, elbows, knees, shoulders, hips, toes, ankles... |
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I started out popping my knuckles. Then I got into tae kwon do. Now I have pops in places where I didn't even know I had places. Preach it Brother! |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'd back you up on this but, I'm just a stupid chiropractor...Quoted: Quoted: no i dont want arthritis Well take heart, because neither of you are ever going to get arthritis as a result of cracking your knuckles. If you're going to get it, it will be the result of diet and genetics. Am I the only one who looks this shit up? You're all a bunch of discredited witch doctors with your ill-defined sublaxulations and shit, but when it comes to joint popping and cracking, the way I see it, you're God damned experts. Don't hate. Don't "you're" me anymore I quit all that shit. |
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Quoted: I guess I started around 10 years old, after watching my Dad pop every joint in the human body. He was (and I suppose still is) the undisputed master. If you don't pop your joints, does it annoy you when those that can...do? I've become pretty creative, in this endeavor. I can actually pop my wrists. One good crank downwards on the 'ol wrists, and they snap like a thick branch. LOUD. Most satisfying. Knees? Please. Best feeling "pop" ever. Grab the cap right on a bent leg, cup it tight, then rotate straight. SNAP! Neck? Shove your lower jaw to one side, hard. Yeah, baby. Back? Grab the sides of a chair, and crank over as far as you can to one side, then the other. Mmmmm. Feeling limber, after every pop? Yessir. Elbows? Sounds like the crack of a good break, in pool. Hold your arms out straight, then bend them babies back and forth, with some muscle tension. Ooh yeah! Fingers? Big upper knuckles are best by bending either up or down. Middle knuckle? This is best by twisting. Lower knuckle? Pressing is the best route to take on these. The exception on the middle knuckle is the thumbs, which work best my "snapping" the joint, by placing your index finger on the tip of your thumb, and snapping your thumb joint out. And then there's toes. They pretty much follow the same rules as fingers, but the big toe works best if you snap it at a sideways angle. For one more good pop, you can bend it down, them twist. That'll get the middle joint. Pop a hard dick? This takes some doing, but if you press down while trying to bend it outwards (away from you) in half, you'll get a nice pop, down low. It hurts at first, but with practice and acclimation, it's pretty cool. Here's to all the joint poppers in this crazy world. Keep doing that and it will fall off. I did that back in 1977 and my front fell off. It rolled behind the GD water heater. There was a roach behind the water heater and it took it behind the concrete wall. I have not had the time to dig for it after all of these years. |
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I guess I started around 10 years old, after watching my Dad pop every joint in the human body. He was (and I suppose still is) the undisputed master. If you don't pop your joints, does it annoy you when those that can...do? I've become pretty creative, in this endeavor. I can actually pop my wrists. One good crank downwards on the 'ol wrists, and they snap like a thick branch. LOUD. Most satisfying. Knees? Please. Best feeling "pop" ever. Grab the cap right on a bent leg, cup it tight, then rotate straight. SNAP! Neck? Shove your lower jaw to one side, hard. Yeah, baby. Back? Grab the sides of a chair, and crank over as far as you can to one side, then the other. Mmmmm. Feeling limber, after every pop? Yessir. Elbows? Sounds like the crack of a good break, in pool. Hold your arms out straight, then bend them babies back and forth, with some muscle tension. Ooh yeah! Fingers? Big upper knuckles are best by bending either up or down. Middle knuckle? This is best by twisting. Lower knuckle? Pressing is the best route to take on these. The exception on the middle knuckle is the thumbs, which work best my "snapping" the joint, by placing your index finger on the tip of your thumb, and snapping your thumb joint out. And then there's toes. They pretty much follow the same rules as fingers, but the big toe works best if you snap it at a sideways angle. For one more good pop, you can bend it down, them twist. That'll get the middle joint. Pop a hard dick? This takes some doing, but if you press down while trying to bend it outwards (away from you) in half, you'll get a nice pop, down low. It hurts at first, but with practice and acclimation, it's pretty cool. Here's to all the joint poppers in this crazy world. Keep doing that and it will fall off. I did that back in 1977 and my front fell off. It rolled behind the GD water heater. There was a roach behind the water heater and it took it behind the concrete wall. I have not had the time to dig for it after all of these years. At least you have your HK collection to keep you happy. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I guess I started around 10 years old, after watching my Dad pop every joint in the human body. He was (and I suppose still is) the undisputed master. If you don't pop your joints, does it annoy you when those that can...do? I've become pretty creative, in this endeavor. I can actually pop my wrists. One good crank downwards on the 'ol wrists, and they snap like a thick branch. LOUD. Most satisfying. Knees? Please. Best feeling "pop" ever. Grab the cap right on a bent leg, cup it tight, then rotate straight. SNAP! Neck? Shove your lower jaw to one side, hard. Yeah, baby. Back? Grab the sides of a chair, and crank over as far as you can to one side, then the other. Mmmmm. Feeling limber, after every pop? Yessir. Elbows? Sounds like the crack of a good break, in pool. Hold your arms out straight, then bend them babies back and forth, with some muscle tension. Ooh yeah! Fingers? Big upper knuckles are best by bending either up or down. Middle knuckle? This is best by twisting. Lower knuckle? Pressing is the best route to take on these. The exception on the middle knuckle is the thumbs, which work best my "snapping" the joint, by placing your index finger on the tip of your thumb, and snapping your thumb joint out. And then there's toes. They pretty much follow the same rules as fingers, but the big toe works best if you snap it at a sideways angle. For one more good pop, you can bend it down, them twist. That'll get the middle joint. Pop a hard dick? This takes some doing, but if you press down while trying to bend it outwards (away from you) in half, you'll get a nice pop, down low. It hurts at first, but with practice and acclimation, it's pretty cool. Here's to all the joint poppers in this crazy world. Keep doing that and it will fall off. I did that back in 1977 and my front fell off. It rolled behind the GD water heater. There was a roach behind the water heater and it took it behind the concrete wall. I have not had the time to dig for it after all of these years. At least you have your HK collection to keep you happy. |
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Knuckles sometimes.
Knees pop like a mofo almost every time I bend them. It's embarrassing most times. Pop your hips by extending your legs out while seated. Cross your ankles. Push out against your ankles like you're trying to open your legs. hips pop. |
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Fingers and toes.
The most satisfying is when I pop my sternum. Man that feels good. |
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Pop a hard dick? This takes some doing, but if you press down while trying to bend it outwards (away from you) in half, you'll get a nice pop, down low. It hurts at first, but with practice and acclimation, it's pretty cool. Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. Pics? |
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My dick doesn't suffer from nitrogen bubbles . But sometimes it gives my lady friend the bends.
I crack whatever else I can.
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When I get up out of a chair just about everything pop's except my dick, WTF !
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Quoted: Fingers and toes. The most satisfying is when I pop my sternum. Man that feels good. ...are there instructions for that? |
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Fingers, knees, back, toes, neck. Constantly. No dick. I'm sorry to hear that bud |
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Yep pop stuff.
I've had the dick crack a few times during rough sex, but never as something I did intentionally just to pop it. The first couple of times it produced a brief shooting pain and caused us both to pause. It moves enough that both parties feel it and wonder WTF just happened. After that it's just an odd noise. Never any great feeling of relief like when cracking other joints. I can't believe you've got me posting in a dick popping thread, you fuck wad. |
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Knuckles and my neck. My mom still slaps me upside the head when I do it in front of her.
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Everything pops and cracks, here is the list neck down.
Neck. Back. Breastbone or what ever is in their. I will stretch back with my arms stretched out as well and i can feel a pop come from my chest. Shoulder s- lift straight up. Elbows - stretch elbow joint backwards as far as it will go, doesn't pop every time. Wrists - rotate each one up at a angle. Fingers. Hip - Only left one. Doesn't happen alot but when it does OMGBBQPANCAKEBACON! A nice loud pop with a feeling of released pressure on the socket, and better than the knee's. Knee's - Both crack, i can crack in two ways, bending the knee all the way back and rotating my knee from side to side, that one usually feels better than the back and forth. Ankles - Both will crack if i walk with force or going upstairs. When i go upstairs it sounds like a FWD car with a bad CV joint on a roundabout. Toes - Not all of them, i have plant my foot on the tips of my toes and put alot of weight down. I'm only 33... |
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I used to quite a bit when I was a teen and in my 20s. Stopped it and my knuckles don,t feel as sore as they used to as when I did it all the time.
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fingers, toes, shoulders, wrists, ankles, and neck get popped on purpose and often. My jaw, hips, and knees pop of their own accord....the jaw is usually accompanied by a release of tension I didn't even know I was holding and is usually the only one that has a little discomfort with it.
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yes and ankles and toes too I forgot about the ankles. Best way on those, is with a sideways crank of the foot. Ahhhhhh..... I dislocated my right ankle years ago. That's the one I can crack. The other one just won't do it. The right? Loudest popping joint I have. |
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Fingers and thumbs two joints each, wrists, elbows, sternum, back in a lot of places, knees, ankles, toes, neck. Thats about it.
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I don't. But it doesn't bother me if someone else does around me.
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when I pop my neck the tips of my fingers tingle... I suspect it's not a good thing
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