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Posted: 10/10/2007 9:42:08 AM EDT

[#1]

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Gay is having sex with a man and enjoying it.

What if you do it and ....HATED IT...?

What if your with a woman, and scream out another mans name (the op) while having sex with her?

TXL

Posted: 10/10/2007 10:17:12 AM EDT

[#2]

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Gay is having sex with a man and enjoying it.

What if you do it and ....HATED IT...?

It took you until the 58th time to figure out that you hated it?

Posted: 10/10/2007 10:25:16 AM EDT

[#3]

Scorching earth gay?

No sir. That's apocalypticaly gay!

The first sounded, and there came hail and fire, mixed with blood, and they were thrown to the earth; and a third of the earth was burned up, and a third of the trees were burned up, and all the green grass was burned up.

Posted: 10/10/2007 11:45:40 AM EDT

[#4]

So would this whole torrid affair be considered cheating?

Posted: 10/10/2007 11:48:36 AM EDT

[#5]

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If you are going to Vegas and your buddy tells you:

"Hey, man. When we're in Vegas, let's try to score us a hooker and some blow!"

That's fairly common, and manly, right?

On the other hand, if he says "i want to do a show, probably cirg de solet, they have a great show set to beatles tunes"

that's gay right?

if he follows that gem up with "and i want to have dinner at a decent place, where sandals and shorts ain't acceptable"

That's almost scorching the Earth gay, right?

TRG

Cirque Du Solei is a pretty badass show, I saw KA on my recently honeymoon in Vegas, and it was amazing.

It is ok take a deep breath, there are other places to eat that offer delicious food besides Outback and Mcdonalds.

A hooker and blow does not necessarily make you a man. I have never heard of man hood being defined by taking drugs.

Posted: 10/10/2007 11:48:58 AM EDT

[#6]

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Gay is having sex with a man and enjoying it.

What if you do it and ....HATED IT...?

Fail.

TRG

You on the other hand were a "Fabulous Suckthess".

Congrats Queen!

Posted: 10/10/2007 11:59:03 AM EDT

[#7]

Sandals and shorts? I think you have your answer right there.

Posted: 10/10/2007 12:03:23 PM EDT

[#8]

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Sandals and shorts? I think you have your answer right there.

How about speedos and boots?

Posted: 10/10/2007 12:18:50 PM EDT

[#9]

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Sandals and shorts? I think you have your answer right there.

How about speedos and boots?

farm1.static.flickr.com/157/423164863_ec209d3d69.jpg

Where the fuck do you people find this shit. And when?

"Dear, I was checking my email on your computer, and you left this website out... er I mean up - up. Is... is there something you want to tell me?"

"What this? No no no, honey. I was looking up gay sites for this thread on ARFCOM."

"Oh.. really?"

"Yeah! Baaabe! Nothing to worry about!"

*blink* "You spend too much time on that site."

Posted: 10/10/2007 12:28:54 PM EDT

[#10]

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Sandals and shorts? I think you have your answer right there.

How about speedos and boots?

farm1.static.flickr.com/157/423164863_ec209d3d69.jpg

Where the fuck do you people find this shit. And when?

"Dear, I was checking my email on your computer, and you left this website out... er I mean up - up. Is... is there something you want to tell me?"

"What this? No no no, honey. I was looking up gay sites for this thread on ARFCOM."

"Oh.. really?"

"Yeah! Baaabe! Nothing to worry about!"

*blink* "You spend too much time on that site."

LAY!!!!!!

txl

Posted: 10/10/2007 1:12:06 PM EDT

[#11]

Trying new stuff...gay.

Eating at good restaurants...gay.

Not wanting to do drugs or get herpes...gay.

Posting a stupid thread...gay.

Posted: 10/10/2007 1:19:40 PM EDT

[#12]

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Trying new stuff...gay.

Eating at good restaurants...gay.

Not wanting to do drugs or get herpes...gay.

Posting a stupid thread...gay.

The Win

Posted: 10/10/2007 2:34:43 PM EDT

[#13]

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If that conversation actually took place between two guys it would be the Chuck Norris of gay.

Chuck is gonna be pissed, cause yeah .. it's a real conversation from Txl to me...

TRG

Posted: 10/10/2007 2:40:28 PM EDT

[#14]

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Trying new stuff...gay.

Eating at good restaurants...gay.

Not wanting to do drugs or get herpes...gay.

Posting a stupid thread...gay.

The Win

The Win ??

Have you seen the dumbass shit YOU have posted lately?

That guy jsut called you gay and you agreed with it.

TRG

PS. Love comes full circle. Like a retard tied to a tree.

Posted: 10/10/2007 2:41:02 PM EDT

[#15]

Damnit!

TRG

Posted: 10/10/2007 3:15:24 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
If you are going to Vegas and your buddy tells you:

"Hey, man. When we're in Vegas, let's try to score us a hooker and some blow!"

That's fairly common, and manly, right?

On the other hand, if he says "i want to do a show, probably cirg de solet, they have a great show set to beatles tunes"

that's gay right?

if he follows that gem up with "and i want to have dinner at a decent place, where sandals and shorts ain't acceptable"

That's almost scorching the Earth gay, right?

TRG

He's going to Vegas with YOU and you ask if that's ghey???
I only have one question. Is he a top or bottom man???.....

Posted: 10/10/2007 4:04:16 PM EDT

[#17]

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Damnit!

TRG

Fail.

1GR

Posted: 10/10/2007 4:06:13 PM EDT

[#18]

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Trying new stuff...gay.

Eating at good restaurants...gay.

Not wanting to do drugs or get herpes...gay.

Posting a stupid thread...gay.

The Win

The Win ??

That guy jsut called you gay and you agreed with it.

TRG

He called who gay?

Suck it up Sally...You Fail.

Try again after the trip.

Posted: 10/10/2007 4:09:50 PM EDT

[#19]

ouch....

that closet door fell off the hinges...

Posted: 10/10/2007 4:11:59 PM EDT

[#20]

Your buddy's probably had more balls in his face than Kobe Bryant!

Posted: 10/10/2007 4:26:48 PM EDT

[#21]

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ouch....

that closet door fell off the hinges...

Did it hit you in the head? What are you doing hiding down there?

Posted: 10/10/2007 4:50:02 PM EDT

[#22]

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Sandals and shorts? I think you have your answer right there.

How about speedos and boots?

farm1.static.flickr.com/157/423164863_ec209d3d69.jpg

Hey I have a pair of those..........they feel great!!!!!!!!

Posted: 10/10/2007 6:11:28 PM EDT

[#23]

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Some of those Cirque du Soleil chicks are hot and flexible.

+1 for hot, scantily clad, flexible, athletic chicks.
+1000 if anyone has pix

Posted: 10/11/2007 4:56:53 AM EDT

[#24]

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I thought you stopped giving out your number?

He changed it after you kept calling wanting him to come play house with you. There is more to life then playing the baker.

Zhukov'z fascination with ovens goes way back....

TRG

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!

ya, i caught that too

Posted: 10/11/2007 5:10:14 AM EDT

[#25]

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Wow - gosh. I've never been double-teamed by you two guys.

You are implying that you have been double teamed by two guys, just not us...

Interesting.

TRG

Brutal lol

Posted: 10/11/2007 5:14:53 AM EDT

[#26]

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Travel tips.

www.shoplva.com/productimages/1497.gif

www.outlasvegas.com/images/newlayout_01.gif

gaydayslasvegas.vegasonesource.com/gay-days-las-vegas-logo.gif

That is quite a scrap book you have collected.

Posted: 10/11/2007 5:19:34 AM EDT

[#27]

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If you are going to Vegas and your buddy tells you:

"Hey, man. When we're in Vegas, let's try to score us a hooker and some blow!"

That's fairly common, and manly, right?

No

Sharing a hooker is just one step above gayness. If there are two men, there had better be two hookers.

Posted: 10/11/2007 5:30:29 AM EDT

[#28]

Oh, hell yeah! This is Vegas baby! Not San Francisco.

Posted: 10/11/2007 5:37:34 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If you are going to Vegas and your buddy tells you:

"Hey, man. When we're in Vegas, let's try to score us a hooker and some blow!"

That's fairly common, and manly, right?

No

Sharing a hooker is just one step above gayness. If there are two men, there had better be two hookers.

Newsflash here Einstein...ALL hookers are technically "shared" But you just might be gay if you "swab the deck" before you poke her.

It pays to hose the ho before you poke.

Posted: 10/11/2007 5:42:53 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If you are going to Vegas and your buddy tells you:

"Hey, man. When we're in Vegas, let's try to score us a hooker and some blow!"

That's fairly common, and manly, right?

No

Sharing a hooker is just one step above gayness. If there are two men, there had better be two hookers.

Newsflash here Einstein...ALL hookers are technically "shared".

I don't share my hookers while they are on my time clock. Maybe Texas rules are a bit different, though.

Posted: 10/11/2007 5:49:52 AM EDT

[#31]

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Normally "If you have to ask..." applies here, but this is an exception. Neither of those things are gay. I've often wondered about people who were preoccupied with all things homosexual, or at least the perception of such.

EDIT: If after the show or the meal, there's an expectation of sticking your dick in another man's ass, then it's gay.

That's exactly what I was thinking. To be gay, it usually involves man to man butt love, but I may be wrong. Never tried it to find out, but hey, never voted democrat either.

Posted: 10/11/2007 5:55:23 AM EDT

[#32]

More like Napalm strike kind of ghey!

Posted: 10/11/2007 5:55:31 AM EDT

[#33]

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Hey I have a pair of those..........they feel great!!!!!!!!

TRG sent you a pair too?

I burned mine.

Funny how most topics started begun by TRG, you feel right at home in.

You made 15 posts, including images of guys in speedos, and you accuse StonerStudent of 'feeling right at home' in my thread?

TRG

Posted: 10/11/2007 6:00:51 AM EDT

[#34]

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what do you assmonkeys need food for anyway, vegas go dry!?!?

www.sattlers.org/mickey/travel/usa/ca/sanFrancisco/castro/events/1998PrideParade/gallery-1/images/fairy.jpg

That's just so wrong!!

Posted: 10/11/2007 6:51:06 AM EDT

[#35]

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You made 15 posts, including images of guys in speedos, and you accuse StonerStudent of 'feeling right at home' in my thread?

TRG

I did that so you would 'feel right at home'.

Posted: 10/11/2007 6:54:18 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
If you are going to Vegas and your buddy tells you:

"Hey, man. When we're in Vegas, let's try to score us a hooker and some blow!"

That's fairly common, and manly, right?

On the other hand, if he says "i want to do a show, probably cirg de solet, they have a great show set to beatles tunes"

that's gay right?

if he follows that gem up with "and i want to have dinner at a decent place, where sandals and shorts ain't acceptable"

That's almost scorching the Earth gay, right?

TRG

If your buddy is your girlfriend, it's not gay.