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Posted: 5/1/2011 11:19:19 AM EDT
[#1]
Six Months.
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Posted: 5/1/2011 11:22:00 AM EDT
[#2]
I fart, she farts, our daughter farts. We're human, and we pass our fair share of gas. 
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Posted: 5/1/2011 11:29:32 AM EDT
[#3]
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Yes, but she gives as good as she gets... +1 ! 
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Posted: 5/1/2011 11:44:43 AM EDT
[#4]
Yes, blow the covers of the bed.
 Pull my finger.
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Posted: 5/1/2011 1:55:40 PM EDT
[#5]
Our house is a chorus of "Stinky Music."
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:06:42 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted: Yes, but she gives as good as she gets... Yup. The gentleman in me doesn't want to be the only one blasting the ass trumpet around the house. |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:11:04 PM EDT
[#7]
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When I was married yes. Of course the honeymoon was over the day she came into the bathroom to shit..........while I was in the shower.  That's so fuckin wrong 
What was worse is that we had two bathrooms at the time. 
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:14:33 PM EDT
[#8]
I do, but only by accident.
She really doesn't want to hear that (though, she does pretend not to). |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:17:48 PM EDT
[#9]
It's better to poot and feel the shame than not to poot and feel the pain......
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:19:53 PM EDT
[#10]
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It's better to poot and feel the shame than not to poot and feel the pain......
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:21:35 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted: Poop thread! Only if you push to hard... |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:23:36 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
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Poop thread! Only if you push to hard...
"Never trust a fart" - Guy in his 50s
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:24:07 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted: I play trumpet and she plays tuba. Quoted: Yes, but she gives as good as she gets... Yup. The gentleman in me doesn't want to be the only one blasting the ass trumpet around the house. |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:42:48 PM EDT
[#14]
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Sorry but women farting dont do it for me. If its an accident from either party? no big. No need to be a fucking child about farting all over your SO. IMHO grow up, THIS!! Bodily functions are normal. My wife has let a few slip by accident or while were sleeping. It's funny then....no biggie. But to intentionally go around busting ass on each other is something 10 year old boys do. I have enough courtesy for others not to make them inhale particles of my shit if I can avoid it. |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:48:04 PM EDT
[#15]
Yep. She finds it amusing
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:55:35 PM EDT
[#16]
Never. She should not have to deal with that.
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Posted: 5/1/2011 2:57:57 PM EDT
[#17]
Sure did when I was married
Hell, I'll fart in front of anyone if I can get a good laugh out of it somedays
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Posted: 5/1/2011 3:00:13 PM EDT
[#18]
Let 'er rip
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Posted: 5/1/2011 3:02:51 PM EDT
[#19]
every chance i get
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Posted: 5/1/2011 3:05:37 PM EDT
[#20]
We both rip them and sometimes we rate them.
In fact I did one a few minutes ago that was so sick and wet it made my stomach hurt after the smell hit. She walked out of the room. Enjoy. |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 4:00:15 PM EDT
[#21]
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Yes, but she gives as good as she gets... My fiancée has Crohn's...farting is sport at our place. |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 4:10:26 PM EDT
[#22]
daily
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Posted: 5/1/2011 4:19:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2011 4:32:57 PM EDT
[#24]
Of course I do. Early on during dating i tried to impress her by ripping one in my truck on the way home after having Chinese food. I ended up shitting myself. She laughed and said it was ok the whole time, while holding my hand.
That i show i knew she was the one. EZ |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 4:56:13 PM EDT
[#25]
After sex..
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Posted: 5/1/2011 5:37:30 PM EDT
[#26]
yes but I have 4 dogs that get blamed for it ALOT!!!!!!
and I'm also a coal miner...farting in public is a job requirement....
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Posted: 5/1/2011 9:57:10 PM EDT
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Quoted: It was Jack Nicholson in Bucket List, who said: "Three rules to live by. Never pass a bathroom, never waste a hard-on and never trust a fart."Quoted: Quoted: Poop thread! Only if you push to hard... "Never trust a fart" - Guy in his 50s |
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Posted: 5/1/2011 10:22:46 PM EDT
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One of the first nights we spent together after drinking some schlitz and a couple 40's we both tried to hold our gas in all night so as not to gross out the other. The next day we were both doubled over with stomach cramps. We agreed that holding it in was for suckers
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Posted: 5/1/2011 10:45:59 PM EDT
[#29]
All the time
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