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Posted: 3/17/2006 9:53:24 AM EDT
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Could they charge him with sexual assault?
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Posted: 3/17/2006 9:56:52 AM EDT
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Assault with a friendly weapon.... |
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Posted: 3/17/2006 10:13:29 AM EDT
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I wonder if it "wiggled" after the amputation?
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Posted: 3/17/2006 10:31:02 AM EDT
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Something tells me that he did not think that plan through.
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Posted: 3/17/2006 10:32:29 AM EDT
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 All I read was the thread title.
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Posted: 3/17/2006 10:37:55 AM EDT
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! DYING HERE!!!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 3/17/2006 10:39:36 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/17/2006 11:55:23 AM EDT
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Maybe he thought his wiener would grow back longer if he pruned it.
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Posted: 3/17/2006 12:05:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/17/2006 12:13:18 PM EDT
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they should have "accidently" cut it down real short before they sewed it back on.
dumbass: WTF!?! Doctor: sorry sir, but there was some tissue damage when it skidded across the sidewalk... dumbass:  
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Posted: 3/17/2006 12:13:29 PM EDT
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 wow just wow |
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Posted: 3/17/2006 12:24:50 PM EDT
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Sew it back on? This guy doesn't need a penis.
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Posted: 3/17/2006 12:31:48 PM EDT
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I am left to wonder at the chain of command and who was 'detailed' to pick up the 'friendly weapon'.
"Excuse me, could I get some ice?" "Sure officer, how much ice do you need?" "Oh....just enough to keep this dick cold." "Good God, officer.....where did yo get that dick? Look, Sarah! He's got a dick in that baggie!" I can just imagine the locker room frivolity and good natured PoPo antics that poor schmoe will endure for being the sucker detailed to pick up the severed dick. They'll likely refer to him as the 'dick sucker'. 
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Posted: 3/17/2006 12:40:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/17/2006 12:42:17 PM EDT
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may have been said already (i just skimmed the thread) but why did they bother re-attaching it? that means there is a chance this idiot could REPRODUCE!
that said, we know what role he will be playing in prison.... |
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Posted: 3/17/2006 12:58:49 PM EDT
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Geez, he didn't have to go off half-cocked...
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Posted: 3/17/2006 1:21:51 PM EDT
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>>Well, I for one feel proud and thankful that my hard earned tax money was spent on the successful reattachment surgery. Money well spent.<<
My thoughts exactly our tax money at work.... if he didn't want it why did we force it back on him....  |
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Posted: 3/17/2006 1:34:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/17/2006 1:35:00 PM EDT
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This thread reminds me of the movie 'Castlefreak'...
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Posted: 3/17/2006 1:42:12 PM EDT
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At the very least they should have got him for indecent exposure.
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Posted: 3/17/2006 1:45:46 PM EDT
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You beat me to it you bastard. "Detachable Penis....." |
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Posted: 3/17/2006 1:51:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/19/2006 11:49:56 AM EDT
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[nelson]Ha, Ha[/nelson]
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Posted: 3/19/2006 1:59:53 PM EDT
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Man this guy was just plain nuts.
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