Na-e-na-na-jahd Naenanajahd, its not that difficut

No. there WAS nothing wrong with my name till that no-talent ass-clown started winning Grammys

You are not your job.  You're not the car you drive.  You are not the contents of your wallet.  You're not your fucking khakis.


oops, wrong movie.

Yes, sir, you are correct, but you are not a unique and beautiful snowflake.  You are the same decaying organic matter as everthing else.  You have to accept the fact that one day you are going to die.  That bitch Marla Singer.  But what if I spent the whole day thinking about the wrong wires?  Wait, the gun is in MY hand.  Bob had bitch tits.  For six months I couldn't sleep..i couldn't sleep....i couldn't sleep.  Three pitchers of beer and you still can't ask.  Do not talk about Fight Club.  Do not talk about Fight Club.

Peter Gibbons: He's going to ask me to work on Sunday and I'm going to do it, because I'm a pussy, which is why I work at Initech in the first place.
Michael Bolton: Hey, I work at Initech and I don't consider myself a pussy.
Samir: Yes, I am also not a pussy.


Bob Slydell: If you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Bob Slydell: Great.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour.
Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

And finally, my favorite quote!
Peter Gibbons: You know the Nazis had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear.

absolute best movie ever!!!!!!!!!

on a slightly different note:

The nazi's had Flair!

"Well, I wouldn't exactly say that I've been [i]missing[/i] work!"

"I hear by sentence you to four years in a federal pound me in the ass prison"