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Posted: 10/24/2004 8:02:06 AM EDT
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MEOW! WOOF! MEEEEOOOOWWW!! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! Sorry. I go for Oreos myself. I wonder how her handlers are going to spin this on Monday. |
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Posted: 10/24/2004 8:22:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/24/2004 8:24:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/24/2004 8:37:54 AM EDT
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 www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/245688p-210457c.html In the key of fake Teen songbird Ashlee Simpson had a microphone malfunction on "Saturday Night Live" last night, scurrying off stage when a production glitch caught her lip-synching the wrong tune. The pop star, younger sister of singer and TV star Jessica Simpson, sounded great belting out "Pieces of Me" in her first segment on the show. It was the same song that she butchered at August's MTV Music Video Awards, drawing withering reviews for a flat, out of key performance. But the triumphant moment turned into a debacle when she came out to debut the song "Autobiography" for a second set. But whoever was responsible for piping in a studio-engineered rendition for Simpson to mouth screwed up, playing "Pieces" once again. The raven-haired beauty hopped around briefly, then slinked off the stage as her hapless band half-heartedly faked away. It didn't take long for critics to vent their rage on Ashlee Simpson's official Web site. "Finally, you're exposed for the fraud that you are," wrote an E-mail poster named drdrewby minutes after the embarrassing performance. "You have cheated your fans and people who actually thought that you had a lick of talent. You should quit the music business because you are now and always will be a complete and utter joke." Said CowboyJeff99: "I knew she sounded like crap live, so I was 'wondering' what was going on when her voice sounded just like the radio edit." When the cast of the live show came out to bid the audience good night, actor Jude Law tried to explain Simpson's slipup. "What can I say folks, live TV," Law shrugged. A still-humiliated Simpson apologized to her fans - and blamed her band for playing the wrong song. |
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Posted: 10/24/2004 8:38:36 AM EDT
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GW, That is a great pic. did you make it? |
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Posted: 10/24/2004 8:53:11 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/24/2004 9:10:55 AM EDT
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looks like the same dance jig that "question mark" did back in the 70's or so for his song. Indeed, the girl can't dance. -luke |
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Posted: 10/24/2004 9:15:06 AM EDT
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No talent.
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Posted: 10/24/2004 9:27:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/24/2004 9:31:30 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/24/2004 9:36:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/24/2004 9:51:40 AM EDT
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FOX News just had a story on this. They said it was a "sad excuse for a performance on SNL."
"Bumbles her way through a bizarre jig." LOL |
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Posted: 10/24/2004 10:05:53 AM EDT
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Then she gets to go home to her control-freak stage father who will scream at her.
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Posted: 10/24/2004 10:11:54 AM EDT
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There had damn well better be a skit about this next week!
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Posted: 10/24/2004 10:19:57 AM EDT
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eh, I'd still bang her.
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Posted: 10/24/2004 10:33:52 AM EDT
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An imaginary conversation, between an OnStar subscriber and his little girl: Dad: Dammit girl! Ahz told you not to screw up dat der Saturday Evening Post show! Ashley: Dad!! It was like, Saturday Night Live, you are SOOO 20th Century! Dad: Dang nummit girl! Don't you sas me! You'll get it in the pooper with no lube! That will learn ya some respect! Ashley: But Daddy!!! THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICATION!! Now, we just have to wait for the pics 
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Posted: 10/24/2004 10:48:36 AM EDT
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A. why should i care
b. why is this news c. why is this worthy of a drudge report or any other major news source. mike |
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Posted: 10/24/2004 10:49:44 AM EDT
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They lip sink on Saturday Night Live? No!
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Posted: 10/24/2004 10:52:39 AM EDT
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Alright, now you have done it! You have got me setting here tring to remember the name of the stupid movie that quote came from. It was a black guy with an alien bug in him. What was tha name of the movie??? |
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Posted: 10/24/2004 10:52:54 AM EDT
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a. nobody said you had to care, I don't think most people do b. it is not news, it is entertainment c. see above, news agencies do report on entertainment 
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Posted: 10/24/2004 11:01:28 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/24/2004 11:05:50 AM EDT
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After the threesome with the Helldoggy and the Helldoggette as the meat in their Hiram sandwich... nothing else compares... |
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Posted: 10/24/2004 11:09:22 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/24/2004 11:21:10 AM EDT
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onetrick.net/Ashlee_Sax.mpg OMG!!! OMG!!! CAN'T........ Breathe......... LOL LOL!!!!!!! Holy crap, this is the funniest one so far especially if you remember watching Benny Hill!   |
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Posted: 10/24/2004 11:27:54 AM EDT
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Sad but true! 
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Posted: 10/24/2004 11:31:25 AM EDT
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SHE BLAMED HER BAND???????
 As a former bass player (well technically, still am) but If I were in her band and she tried to place that blame on me... BYE BITCH! There is the liberal mantra guys and gals... blame someone else. I would be out of there so fast I dont give a crap if she was my claim to fame. |
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Posted: 10/24/2004 11:49:04 AM EDT
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Oh, if you watch the video, it's CLASSIC!!! You see two guitarists exchange smiles and nods, and the band keeps playing!!! Who needs a snobbish little tart anyways??? Uh, ok... I could use one... maybe two
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Posted: 10/24/2004 11:51:53 AM EDT
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It's not news, but it sure is nice when someone in hollywood gets burned for being a fake. It's such a suprise because most of the sheeple just don't understand how fake hollywood is, and how the self serving music promoters put someone with as little talent as Ashlee in front of the world to sell records........It's funny because for the most part..........Hollywood=Liberalism..........The more this kind of stuff happens the more likely the sheeple will begin to question the authenticity of some news reports, or maybe even......a "documentary" about the President......... |
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Posted: 10/24/2004 11:53:10 AM EDT
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OK that was really good. Earlier on Planet My Career Is Over...
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Posted: 10/24/2004 12:12:33 PM EDT
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The fact that I 'sing' that tune anytime I'm in the vicinity of a clusterf**k and it is one of the ring tones I use for my cell phone make this even sweeter. 
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Posted: 10/24/2004 1:02:38 PM EDT
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I think this should mark the end of ALL these no-talent fuckbunnies - Britney, Christina, Jessica and the rest of these over-rated fakes should be flushed like the worthless turds they are! GET BACK TO REAL SINGERS LIKE JEWEL OR NORA JONES AND LEAVE THESE TALENTLESS POPTARTS AND PORNO-REJECTS IN THE GUTTER!!! |
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Posted: 10/24/2004 1:58:35 PM EDT
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Fixed it for you.
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Posted: 10/24/2004 2:12:31 PM EDT
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 what a dumbass
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Posted: 10/24/2004 2:16:26 PM EDT
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Now of all things I would bet her cunt is, in fact, not useless. |
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Posted: 10/24/2004 3:07:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/24/2004 3:13:54 PM EDT
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Please forward any porn with Britney in it to me ASAP!!!  Thanks! |
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Posted: 10/24/2004 3:33:33 PM EDT
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Baaaaaaaaahaaahaaahahahahahahaha ......classic
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Posted: 10/24/2004 4:36:04 PM EDT
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So that explains this... From Lucky Magazine interview: LM: What are your takes on lip-synching? AS: I'm totally against it and offended by it. I'm going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me
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Posted: 10/24/2004 5:32:09 PM EDT
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good question |
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Posted: 10/24/2004 5:45:49 PM EDT
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These sites are not wroking for me...is there another?
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Posted: 10/24/2004 5:49:29 PM EDT
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Looks like the same jig Geraldo Rivera did when he opened Al Capone's vault on live TV back in the 80's...After 2 hrs of MASSIVE hype over the treasure they expected to find turns out it was bone empty. Geraldo had absolutely nothing to say so he danced a little jig |
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Posted: 10/25/2004 12:52:59 PM EDT
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Actually Christina has talent. |
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Posted: 10/25/2004 12:55:47 PM EDT
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Actually, they all have talents.
It's just that they haven't displayed them in public, as yet. But that day's coming, I can assure you. I can't wait. Eric The(GetGuccioneOnThePhone...NOW!)Hun 
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Posted: 10/25/2004 12:58:39 PM EDT
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negative VoodooChile. It was full of mud, muck, and empty wine bottles.
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Posted: 10/25/2004 1:01:11 PM EDT
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do you hang out at playgrounds with lollipops? you're really creepy. |
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Posted: 10/25/2004 1:07:26 PM EDT
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The "official" dissembling began the very next day:
Funny, I thought it might have been a "wardrobe malfunction".  |
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Posted: 10/25/2004 1:10:10 PM EDT
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I seriously doubt very many singers actually sing these days.. have you been to a concert lately they are all a little to polished..
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Posted: 10/25/2004 1:11:31 PM EDT
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I believe that's 'Guccione's Theorem' - as the age of a talentless pop starlet increases, the probability that she will be seen in Penthouse approaches 1. Beats night-vision .mpegs, anyway. 
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Posted: 10/25/2004 1:14:44 PM EDT
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The band's reaction was classic, just classic.
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Posted: 10/25/2004 1:23:20 PM EDT
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There was NO reason for them to stop - they're MUSICIANS. They can play for real and they did. But that no-talent poptart poser proved not only that she can't sing, but proved that she is totally unprofessional and without any class at all - BLAMING HER BAND!?!?? GET THE FUCK OF THE STAGE YOU PHONEY BITCH!!!  |
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