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Link Posted: 4/16/2017 3:50:28 AM EDT
[#1]
We had a funny dude. That could write these.

One he wrote that i recall was, "with a trash bag in my hand, I wanna be a garbage man." Sumbitch we paid for that.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 3:58:26 AM EDT
[#2]
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Box me up and ship me home.....
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If I die on the Russian front...
Box me up and ship me home.....
"Bury me in a Russian Cunt,  if I die on my own drop zone box me up and ship me home:
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 4:18:16 AM EDT
[#3]
I read an article about one that some libtard was crying about. I think it was from the Army, but I can't remember how it went. Something about raping and killing. As you can imagine, the author was offended. I thought it was catchy.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 5:14:40 AM EDT
[#4]
See that commie dressed in red...
Five point five six in his head...
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 5:35:19 AM EDT
[#5]
I remember is Jump School singing:

See the lady dressed in  blue

She makes a living out of you......


×××××××××

I wish all the girls

were cars on the highway

And I was a gas pump

I would pump then my way.....

I wish all the girls were diamonds and rubies

And we're a jeweler

I would Polish all their  rubies
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 5:39:17 AM EDT
[#6]
Most of our communist enemies are domestic, so the military can't do that anymore.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 7:21:31 AM EDT
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When I was in Navy tech school, we got shit on for singing about kicking commie ass in 1985.
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Ft Benning Basics in 85  most of were about killing.

Times,  they be changing.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 7:32:51 AM EDT
[#8]
At the bottom of the sea....
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:09:59 AM EDT
[#9]
I don't cadences about killing former presidents is allowed. Or did you mean other communist?
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:19:37 AM EDT
[#10]
guessing they no longer get to sing about women.

see the lady dressed in red.

she makes her living given head.

see the lady dressed in blue.

shell give more than the flu.

see the lady dressed in black.

she makes her living on her back.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:31:08 AM EDT
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I remember is Jump School singing:

See the lady dressed in  blue

She makes a living out of you......


×××××××××

I wish all the girls

were cars on the highway

And I was a gas pump

I would pump then my way.....

I wish all the girls were diamonds and rubies

And we're a jeweler

I would Polish all their  rubies
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I wish all women were like bricks in a pile

and I wish i was a mason so i could lay them all with style

i wish all women were like holes in the road

and i wish i was a dump truck, so I could fill em with my load
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:31:48 AM EDT
[#12]
napalm still stuck to kids when i was in 
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:36:28 AM EDT
[#13]
....your commie was there when you left
....I killed that damn commie you're right
...Airborne
...Airborne
...RRRRRRAAAANNNNNNGER!!!!!

Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:57:22 AM EDT
[#14]
Just depends on the unit. Generally, the bigger the group (platoon vs. company vs. battalion run), and the closer to the flag pole (in the figurative sense), the less likely "controversial" cadences are to be allowed.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 9:05:25 AM EDT
[#15]
Ivan got killed by an M-16, do-dah, do-dah...
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 9:07:09 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/16/2017 9:09:43 AM EDT
[#17]
So no:

See the commie dressed in black
With my kbar in his back

Or

See the commie dressed in red
With a bullet in his head.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 9:12:46 AM EDT
[#18]
Way up north where the air is cold
People up there ain't got no gold
This is the way we make our livin'
Killin' the baby seals!

Link Posted: 4/16/2017 9:22:29 AM EDT
[#19]
If I die on the Russian front, bury me with a Russian cunt.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 9:35:28 AM EDT
[#20]
My favorite parody started like this:

747 rolling down the strip
Civilian daddy gonna take a little trip
Sit down buckle up, order up a beer
Slap the stewardess on her rear

One of our short timers came up with that one.  Sadly I can't remember the rest of the verses, other than they were hilarious.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:18:43 AM EDT
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Hey, hey Captain Jack
Meet me down by the railroad track
With that rifle in my hand
I'm gonna be a shootin' man
A shootin' man
The best I can
For Uncle Sam

Hey, hey Captain Jack
Meet me down by the railroad track
With that knife in my hand
I'm gonna be a cuttin' man
A cuttin' man
A shootin' man
The best I can
For Uncle Sam

Hey, hey Captain Jack
Meet me down by the railroad track
With that grenade in my hand
I'm gonna be a killin' man
A killin' man
A cuttin' man
A shootin' man
The best I can
For Uncle Sam

Hey, hey Captain Jack
Meet me down by the railroad track
With that bottle in my hand
I'm gonna be a drinkin' man
A drinkin' man
A killin' man
A cuttin' man
A shootin' man
The best I can
For Uncle Sam

Hey, hey Captain Jack
Meet me down by the railroad track
With that rubber in my hand
I'm gonna be a fuckin' man
A fuckin' man
A drinkin' man
A killin' man
A cuttin' man
A shootin' man
The best I can
For Uncle Sam
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Wake my kids up with this one on the weekends sometimes. They hate it. I threaten them with a 35gal galvanized trash can kicked across the room for good measure.
Good times.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:54:19 AM EDT
[#22]
Forgot the details, but the "mouth full of pussy and a hand full of ass" cadence is probably frowned on these days.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 3:31:45 PM EDT
[#23]
Sure, why not?

We also sing about vegetable girlfriends, captain jack, yellow birds, and pushing babies around the block.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 3:53:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/16/2017 6:43:55 PM EDT
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Sad to think of the cadences the PC Patrol will come up with...

"Everybody everybody gather round
celebrate the differences we have found
let's get together and all hold hands
and spread our peace throughout the land"

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But that would also be a good opener if the following lyrics describe "peace" as death and discontent and reveling in how diverse you share it around. White, brown, yellow, etc. everyone gets Uncle Sugar's "peace".
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 11:54:05 PM EDT
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Sad to think of the cadences the PC Patrol will come up with...

"Everybody everybody gather round
celebrate the differences we have found
let's get together and all hold hands
and spread our peace throughout the land"

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WTF?! LOL did u just make that up?
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