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Posted: 10/16/2013 3:07:40 PM EDT

[#1]

I prefer beans in my chili. Everything else is pasta sauce.

ETA: FU Page 2!

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:09:17 PM EDT

[#2]

I love my Wife and children.
I really, really like my new Glock 17 and I'm thinking about selling a 1911 or 2 to buy a 19 and 21.
I don't like the weather in Wyoming, but love the Constitutional Carry...and our Home and property and that the kids are so happy here.....but it's still not Texas.

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:12:56 PM EDT

[#3]

I answer polls even if I don't know the answer.

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:13:24 PM EDT

[#4]

I watch Doomsday Castle.

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:15:48 PM EDT

[#5]

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I masturbate to Sears catalog underwear models.

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who doesn't? Oh and I am not crazy...I play crazy to scare people away from me

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:16:19 PM EDT

[#6]

I enjoy cheap beer.

I buy guns and hide them in the safe from my wife.

I masturbate while driving.

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:17:30 PM EDT

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I hate The Big Lebowski

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+1!

THIS little (Almost Unknown offering by the same folks) movie kicks it's ass

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:17:50 PM EDT

[#8]

I use my daughter's deodorant.
I like the baby powder smell.

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:18:30 PM EDT

[#9]

I fucked a fat chick.

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:18:33 PM EDT

[#10]

im a 13er. AND very ashamed about that! So i dont post often so people wont see that i am.

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:23:46 PM EDT

[#11]

I realy want to fuck a midget...

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:24:33 PM EDT

[#12]

I banged a fat chick once. It was my 2nd time getting drunk and I was 16. I was hanging out with a friend at his parents house at lake Hopatcong and wasn't much else around. we made a deal never to tell a soul. he banged the geeky, scrawny virgin. What a horrible night

. Ive kept that in for 16yrs only to tell you guys.

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:25:37 PM EDT

[#13]

I don't carry with one in the chamber.
ALL sci-fi SPACE movies suck.
Ive got 3, yes 3 NickleBack CD's
The wisdom of some folks in GD is amazing.

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:27:46 PM EDT

[#14]

I never knew my dad and my mom ran off before I was born.

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:28:53 PM EDT

[#15]

I am the walrus. Koo koo a choo.

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:29:07 PM EDT

[#16]

I put down a layer of TP so water doesn't splash up on my ass when I'm pooping!

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:33:58 PM EDT

[#17]

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If I didn't have a Wife, Children, and a career that I don't want to jeopardize I would be actively hunting human beings right now.

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You aren't the only one. Well, maybe not right now, Wheel of Fortune is on.

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:38:43 PM EDT

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I hate The Big Lebowski

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This, and Way of the Gun sucks, except the the first and final scenes.

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:39:08 PM EDT

[#19]

I fuel up my car while its running.

While wearing a static charged shirt.

In Colorado.

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:41:03 PM EDT

[#20]

I paid out of pocket for a weight loss surgery, which has been very successful. Don't give a shit about food anymore. Sold my Big Green Egg last week because I hadn't used it all summer. I used to be a rock star on that thing.

I'm better off, and fuck the surgery haters.

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:43:28 PM EDT

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I hate My life and I want to run, but too many People count on Me.

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Ditto

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:43:34 PM EDT

[#22]

I wish I could have the 131 minutes back that I spent watching Pacific Rim.

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:44:25 PM EDT

[#23]

When my tenant came crying / knocking at my door one night drunk because her bf dumped her and I was also drunk at the time, i hit it.

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:45:01 PM EDT

[#24]

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I hate My life and I want to run, but too many People count on Me.

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I think a lot of us sit in this same boat.

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:48:19 PM EDT

[#25]

The movie Heat bores me.

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:50:30 PM EDT

[#26]

I am the Lindbergh baby

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:52:16 PM EDT

[#27]

Classic rocker by day but I actually listen to disco era bee gees music and enjoy it at times. I never watched "how I met your mother", "glee", or "big bang theory"...

Posted: 10/16/2013 3:54:32 PM EDT

[#28]

My father has a pristine WWII era Winchester M1 Garand. It resides in a display case in his office as it is the pride of his collection. He has never fired it. Hell, I can count on one hand how many times I can remember him removing it from the case.

Many years ago my father was away on a business trip. I took said rifle from it's case, walked to the far end of the wooded property where we lived (we had a makeshift range), and commenced to putting about 150 rounds through it. It was awesome, I love that gun. I meticulously cleaned the Garand and placed it back in it's case. To this day (I think) he doesn't know. I've wanted to tell him but I'm afraid that the first time he fires it will be in my direction.

TL;DR - My dad has a pristine collector grade Garand, when I was a teenager I took it out and shot it.

Posted: 10/16/2013 4:02:21 PM EDT

[#29]

I watch Robotech daily.

Posted: 10/16/2013 4:05:07 PM EDT

[#30]

Oftentimes I prefer beating off to porn over boning the wife unit.

Posted: 10/16/2013 4:11:10 PM EDT

[#31]

I like to put socks over the heads of kittehs.

Posted: 10/16/2013 4:12:05 PM EDT

[#32]

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I never knew my dad and my mom ran off before I was born.

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how is that possible? she outran her own uterus?

Posted: 10/16/2013 4:14:32 PM EDT

[#33]

I don't like stick thin chicks

I don't clean my guns after shooting unless using corrosive and then it may be a day or two.

I don't read any more than two posts then skip to the end and add my .02 so sorry if these have been mentioned.

I buy guns if they look cool and this is at times the only motivation.

Posted: 10/16/2013 4:17:58 PM EDT

[#34]

I hate rap music.

Posted: 10/16/2013 4:18:40 PM EDT

[#35]

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My father has a pristine WWII era Winchester M1 Garand. It resides in a display case in his office as it is the pride of his collection. He has never fired it. Hell, I can count on one hand how many times I can remember him removing it from the case.

Many years ago my father was away on a business trip. I took said rifle from it's case, walked to the far end of the wooded property where we lived (we had a makeshift range), and commenced to putting about 150 rounds through it. It was awesome, I love that gun. I meticulously cleaned the Garand and placed it back in it's case. To this day (I think) he doesn't know. I've wanted to tell him but I'm afraid that the first time he fires it will be in my direction.

TL;DR - My dad has a pristine collector grade Garand, when I was a teenager I took it out and shot it.

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Best one on here. Hopefully your dad doesn't browse the site.

Posted: 10/16/2013 4:18:44 PM EDT

[#36]

i have not bathed in 23 days

Posted: 10/16/2013 4:21:17 PM EDT

[#37]

I really like the movie Hot Rod

Posted: 10/16/2013 4:22:15 PM EDT

[#38]

true confession

i met the op outside a liquor store

Posted: 10/16/2013 4:25:42 PM EDT

[#39]

lol, i'm not sure that really came out, i'll try the joke later

Posted: 10/16/2013 4:27:55 PM EDT

[#40]

I appreciate both chili and chili with beans.

Posted: 10/16/2013 4:29:10 PM EDT

[#41]

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I can tell....

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I like to post useless shit in the GD.

I can tell....

No shit. Everybody know's he posts useless shit. And not just in GD either.

Posted: 10/16/2013 4:31:02 PM EDT

[#42]

I fap to Taylor Swift.

Posted: 10/16/2013 4:35:24 PM EDT

[#43]

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I once told a lie to a drunk girl in the dark asking to be fucked, "are you sam?" and I said yes, I am.

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The correct answer was: Sam, I am

Posted: 10/16/2013 4:41:17 PM EDT

[#44]

At my first duty station, I was tasked with guarding Summerall field the night before Clinton's Speech for the 50th Anniversary of Victory in Europe Day, in conjunction with a coordinated preparation of the area with the Secret Service. We had to block all windows facing the field, set up control points, and lock the area down.

Summerall Field:

My shift was 0000-0400 IIRC, and I had to piss BAD, but couldn't abandon my post without being properly relieved of course.

There was a nice red carpet for Billy boy to stand on behind the podium all set up. I felt it was a perfect opportunity to pay my respects to the draft-dodging hippie, so I properly relieved myself in-place all over the hippie's carpet. It was a particularly hot, humid Virginia May that year....

When I shared this info with a SS agent years later, he said he did the same thing while up in the rafters of a major stadium one time. The Rodham-Clintons treated the SS like feces in case you haven't heard.

Posted: 10/16/2013 4:47:16 PM EDT

[#45]

Clowns creep Me the fuck out.

Posted: 10/16/2013 4:49:54 PM EDT

[#46]

I couldn't care less about the NFL.

Posted: 10/16/2013 5:04:23 PM EDT

[#47]

When I was very young, 5 or so, I sleep walked, a lot. I also had a tendency to walk into the bathroom, open the cabinet, and piss on the towels, or walk into my sisters room and piss on her white plastic storage bins, all of this while sleep walking.