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Cow milk. "I'm going to catch a cow, tug on that thing back there and drink whatever comes out!" Chicken eggs (or any eggs, really) "That round thing just came outta this bird's butt. I'm going to eat it!" View Quote Cow milk is an easy one. They knew human milk tastes good. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Cow milk is an easy one. They knew human milk tastes good. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Cow milk. "I'm going to catch a cow, tug on that thing back there and drink whatever comes out!" Chicken eggs (or any eggs, really) "That round thing just came outta this bird's butt. I'm going to eat it!" Cow milk is an easy one. They knew human milk tastes good. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Why not dog milk or *gasp* dog-meat |
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Animals learn from watching what other animals do, eat etc. Oysters, crabs, eggs etc
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Fresh water drum taken out of our clear Ozark streams makes AWESOME ceviche. Better than that crap they try to shove down your throat in Peru.
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Cow milk. "I'm going to catch a cow, tug on that thing back there and drink whatever comes out!" Chicken eggs (or any eggs, really) "That round thing just came outta this bird's butt. I'm going to eat it!" Cow milk is an easy one. They knew human milk tastes good. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Why not dog milk or *gasp* dog-meat Ever milk a dog? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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I always figured people saw otters or birds cracking open oysters and feasting on the goo and figured if it doesn't kill them it won't kill Ragnor.
And now I'm hungry for a half dozen oysters and a mess of crawdads. |
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Balut. Hey this almost developed chickenduck with 1/2 the egg sack still there looks fucking delicious, I think I'll just eat it. View Quote Yeah but that gross looking thing is delicious. Add some lime juice, some fresh basil, and some cracked black pepper and maaaaaaan that's good stuff. There's a lot of food out there that I always wonder who was the first, but I'm really glad someone did. |
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How about whoever figured out kimchi, sauerkraut, etc..?
Hey, this rotten shit looks pretty good! |
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Sitting here at work eating my lunch... a couple of carnitas tacos and some seafood ceviche and I got to thinkin'.... Who was the first guy to slice up some shrimp, fish, octopus, etc. pour some lime juice on it, let it sit for a bit and think fuck it, I'm eating it - King, snow, etc. crabs are another mystery to me. Who the fuck knew to dive deep into the freezing ocean to pull out giant bugs and steam their legs View Quote GOOEY DUCK! WTF makes you wonderwharttype of guy decided to eat that thing... |
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I imagine all the things that cavemen tried to eat but it didn't turn out too well.
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More like...'ah shit, this stuff spoiled. Fuck it, eat it anyway, better than starving." View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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How about whoever figured out kimchi, sauerkraut, etc..? Hey, this rotten shit looks pretty good! More like...'ah shit, this stuff spoiled. Fuck it, eat it anyway, better than starving." Thats how I imagine wine being discovered. |
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How about whoever figured out kimchi, sauerkraut, etc..? Hey, this rotten shit looks pretty good! Try some pahok. http://www.paksecafe.com/images/2013/08/padek.jpg Wtf is that? |
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Quoted: Ever milk a dog? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Cow milk. "I'm going to catch a cow, tug on that thing back there and drink whatever comes out!" Chicken eggs (or any eggs, really) "That round thing just came outta this bird's butt. I'm going to eat it!" Cow milk is an easy one. They knew human milk tastes good. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Why not dog milk or *gasp* dog-meat Ever milk a dog? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile "You can milk anything with nipples." |
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How about whoever figured out kimchi, sauerkraut, etc..? Hey, this rotten shit looks pretty good! Try some pahok. http://www.paksecafe.com/images/2013/08/padek.jpg Wtf is that? Its salted (sometimes other seasonngs) and crushed fish left to ferment in the sun -- its a southeast Asian thing. The smell is very distinct, obviously. Growing up I used to hate when mom or dad made it but the older I got, the more I learned to love the flavor. It can be served several ways or turned into a sauce. |
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Ceviche when done right is awesome. But it's gotta be caught and prepped on the boat for me to eat it. We have it in Baja. Or sashimi with good tuna on the panga is top notch.
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Sitting here at work eating my lunch... a couple of carnitas tacos and some seafood ceviche and I got to thinkin'.... Who was the first guy to slice up some shrimp, fish, octopus, etc. pour some lime juice on it, let it sit for a bit and think fuck it, I'm eating it - King, snow, etc. crabs are another mystery to me. Who the fuck knew to dive deep into the freezing ocean to pull out giant bugs and steam their legs GOOEY DUCK! WTF makes you wonderwharttype of guy decided to eat that thing... Caveman fraternity initiation. TC |
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Sitting here at work eating my lunch... a couple of carnitas tacos and some seafood ceviche and I got to thinkin'.... Who was the first guy to slice up some shrimp, fish, octopus, etc. pour some lime juice on it, let it sit for a bit and think fuck it, I'm eating it - King, snow, etc. crabs are another mystery to me. Who the fuck knew to dive deep into the freezing ocean to pull out giant bugs and steam their legs GOOEY DUCK! WTF makes you wonderwharttype of guy decided to eat that thing... Caveman fraternity initiation. TC Yt? |
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Sitting here at work eating my lunch... a couple of carnitas tacos and some seafood ceviche and I got to thinkin'.... Who was the first guy to slice up some shrimp, fish, octopus, etc. pour some lime juice on it, let it sit for a bit and think fuck it, I'm eating it - King, snow, etc. crabs are another mystery to me. Who the fuck knew to dive deep into the freezing ocean to pull out giant bugs and steam their legs GOOEY DUCK! WTF makes you wonderwharttype of guy decided to eat that thing... Caveman fraternity initiation. TC Yt? |
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Yeah the first mofo to catch a lobster and eat it had huge brass balls. Or was on the verge of starving to death Lobster was originally a poor man's food. I've heard they used to feed it to prisoners. |
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Raw fish that someone squirted with some citrus and claims it's cooked. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Ceviche is fucking awesome. Great hangover grub. WTF is it? Raw fish that someone squirted with some citrus and claims it's cooked. Never had it. I've eaten my share of raw oysters and cold smoked salmon but kind of draw the line when it comes other raw fish. Especially from some random street vendor. At least in the US, the salmon and sushi tuna has been frozen long and cold enough to kill parasites. |
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"You can milk anything with nipples." View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Cow milk. "I'm going to catch a cow, tug on that thing back there and drink whatever comes out!" Chicken eggs (or any eggs, really) "That round thing just came outta this bird's butt. I'm going to eat it!" Cow milk is an easy one. They knew human milk tastes good. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Why not dog milk or *gasp* dog-meat Ever milk a dog? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile "You can milk anything with nipples." Can you milk me Greg? |
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Well-made ceviche, tropical clime, ice cold beer, all just off the beach.
Another what the bleep: Pickled herring in sour cream with onions. On toast points. |
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Imagine the 1st (and last) guy who tried to make a poison ivy salad.
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What about tamales? I love those things but they really do look like a turd wrapped in a corn husk. Really, a corn husk?
Ceviche is awesome! |
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And even more WTF when you realize that birds are descended from theropod dinosaurs. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Cow milk. "I'm going to catch a cow, tug on that thing back there and drink whatever comes out!" Chicken eggs (or any eggs, really) "That round thing just came outta this bird's butt. I'm going to eat it!" Even more wtf when you think about the fact you are eating chicken menstruation. And even more WTF when you realize that birds are descended from theropod dinosaurs. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Girl's not so clever now, is she? All scrambled up in an omelette. |
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Ceviche is awesome. Shrimp ceviche is really awesome too. It makes sense if you've seen how the Spanish/Mexicans marinade chicken and beef with citrus to tenderize and add flavor. Someone a couple thousand years ago thought, hey! lets try this marinade with Mariscos "seafood" but when they checked on it a couple hours later, it was already cooked by the citrus juice. http://www.adrianasbestrecipes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Shrimp-Ceviche1.jpg View Quote That looks amazingly tasty, think I know what's for lunch..mine will have a habanero chopped into it. |
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Quoted: THIS! The first guy to chow on raw oysters was HUNGRY! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Bivalves, particularly oysters. They look like rocks on the outside, gray boogers on the inside, and yet someone said to themselves "How bad could it be, really?" THIS! The first guy to chow on raw oysters was HUNGRY! |
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What sick bastard scooped the gonads out of a sea urchin and ate it?
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Quoted: What else besides lime juice do you add? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I make it with Florida lobster, redfish, snook, yellowtail snapper, mangrove snapper, mutton snapper, grouper, and lionfish. Any combination of those depending on what I caught. What else besides lime juice do you add? |
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Sitting here at work eating my lunch... a couple of carnitas tacos and some seafood ceviche and I got to thinkin'.... Who was the first guy to slice up some shrimp, fish, octopus, etc. pour some lime juice on it, let it sit for a bit and think fuck it, I'm eating it? View Quote I'll tell you who he was. He was MR. AWESOME, that's who. |
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Quoted: Never had it. I've eaten my share of raw oysters and cold smoked salmon but kind of draw the line when it comes other raw fish. Especially from some random street vendor. At least in the US, the salmon and sushi tuna has been frozen long and cold enough to kill parasites. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Ceviche is fucking awesome. Great hangover grub. WTF is it? Raw fish that someone squirted with some citrus and claims it's cooked. Never had it. I've eaten my share of raw oysters and cold smoked salmon but kind of draw the line when it comes other raw fish. Especially from some random street vendor. At least in the US, the salmon and sushi tuna has been frozen long and cold enough to kill parasites. |
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I make it with Florida lobster, redfish, snook, yellowtail snapper, mangrove snapper, mutton snapper, grouper, and lionfish. Any combination of those depending on what I caught. What else besides lime juice do you add? Salt. Tomato, pepper, red/green/orange peppers, onions, celery, cilantro, etc. are optional. |
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