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Trump tried to warn us about this growing heath concern 11 years ago. But alas, no one realized he was advising Americans to grab pussy not eat it.
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If you did it right and found a partner without HPV, you're good to go.
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Friend of mine, early 40s just finished a course of radiation treatment to his neck. Non smoker, cunning linguist.
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When I first read this I thought you were literally going downtown and cheating on your wife and blowing dudes...thought I was getting in an epic thread on the ground floor...this thread isnt nearly as entertaining now.
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Not to get too graphic, but sometimes I hang out "downtown" on the wife unit. Will I get cancer like that Michael Douglas actor, or is that just something that happens to people with multiple partners? View Quote Taking medical advice from GD is like hold my beer and watch this. https://www.google.com/amp/s/health.clevelandclinic.org/2016/04/throat-cancers-link-oral-sex-know/amp/?client=safari |
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No one is gonna live forever. Keep going down on the ladies, your life will be better for it.
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It's almost as if there's search engines where you can search things. Huh. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Not to get too graphic, but sometimes I hang out "downtown" on the wife unit. Will I get cancer like that Michael Douglas actor, or is that just something that happens to people with multiple partners? It's almost as if there's search engines where you can search things. Huh. So let's not talk, let's just all ask google. |
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So let's not talk, let's just all ask google. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Not to get too graphic, but sometimes I hang out "downtown" on the wife unit. Will I get cancer like that Michael Douglas actor, or is that just something that happens to people with multiple partners? It's almost as if there's search engines where you can search things. Huh. So let's not talk, let's just all ask google. Siri, can I eat your pussy? I have found six establishments that welcome that, four are nearby, shall I map those for you? |
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Yes. It's caused by viruses that you catch. And the Bacteria don't help either.
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I've eaten so much pussy and ass, I sure as hell hope not
Maybe I should look into that vaccination. |
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Eating pussy is the nastiest thing one can do, it bleeds every months, drain fluids throughout the day while so called cleaning itself and ass is right next door with fecal matter. Some of ya'll are some nasty mofo.
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Your eating the wrong hole if you are getting shit from it. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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No, but you'll get other shit. Your eating the wrong hole if you are getting shit from it. If your eating pussy proper there is some tongue slip every now and then. |
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I hear you can also suffer parasitic infections, if your aim is off.
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Cancer? Not unless you're in California.
Seriously, no. You can get other stuff, though. |
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If you are indeed eating pussy, shouldn't it be tongue/lips, instead of all the way in the back of the throat?
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Cancer? Not unless you're in California. Seriously, no. You can get other stuff, though. View Quote Yes, it's the only communicable form of cancer known, via HPV. Rick Perry wanted to mandate that all girls get vaccinated for HPV at age 12 and he was ridiculed and shouted down. I didn't support a law about it, but I think it's a good idea. |
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Sure can... and I'm pretty confident I have every strain of HPV out there. I was one pussy eating mother fucker. They never talked about that risk in sex ed in the 80's. I just really hope something else kills me first.
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I eat the vag and booty like groceries, and I'm in great health. Eating a woman's butt might actually cure cancer.
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Eating pussy is the nastiest thing one can do, it bleeds every months, drain fluids throughout the day while so called cleaning itself and ass is right next door with fecal matter. Some of ya'll are some nasty mofo. Someone's not getting laid much. His name is Standpipe. He may be getting pipe, and that's why he thinks pussy is gross. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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something like 80% of sexually active adults will have an hpv infection at some point. the vaccine wont help if youve already been exposed. even if you have only had one partner and your partner has only been with one other person your still like 40%chance you will get some strain. theres like 100 or something. only certain ones are linked to cancer or cell changes in a womans cervix. its actually pretty beningn and most peoples immune system will clear it in a few months to a few years.
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Chemo and radiation will help, but you need to ask for marijuana to offset the effects.
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Quoted: Eating pussy is the nastiest thing one can do, it bleeds every months, drain fluids throughout the day while so called cleaning itself and ass is right next door with fecal matter. Some of ya'll are some nasty mofo. View Quote You take some of those same bacteria and put them in milk, you get yogurt, which is deemed healthy by most nutritionists and doctors. Just bypassing the cow. |
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I hesitate to say this but didn't the drummer from Poison get the same thing...only in his tongue or something.
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No, and I taste more tang than a cosmonaut.
I also eat ass. That's right, ladies. Slide right on into my DMs. |
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Theres a vaccination for HPV, but I think it may be too late for you
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Eating pussy is the nastiest thing one can do, it bleeds every months, drain fluids throughout the day while so called cleaning itself and ass is right next door with fecal matter. Some of ya'll are some nasty mofo. View Quote I once saw a bumper sticker on a truck that read "Silly faggots, dicks are for chicks" obviously, you were not driving it. |
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I came across tiny little toilet paper balls one time , about the size of a pea , three to be exact , I spit one out and ate the other two , no HPV tho!
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If you deepthroat , yes there's a higher risk. Just the tip, lessrisk
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