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Hey governor, eat a dick!

That's probably not as much of an insult as you think it is...

They are setting this up as justification for re-closing in person dining for a 3rd time.

"Well since you aren't behaving, we are gonna have to lock down again".

CA is on the brink of doing exactly that. I can't help but wonder what national/global restaurant chains have his ear on this, knowing full well that many mom and pop places have folded and many more have said they can't take a 3rd round of shutdowns. The multinats can weather a storm like this and will be poised to become totally dominant in a post covid industry. Might even benefit them having some of their own franchisees fold.

"In the future, all restaurants are Taco Bell"

ETA: In the non corporate, non chain world, mask wearing is becoming less and less common. Most of the guys on residential construction sites aren't wearing masks, most mom and pop stores are ignoring it. Had to drop my truck off at the shop this morning, woman at the front counter and one of the mechanics were the only person wearing them.

This won't lead to any improper use of masks.

This will eliminate the need for napkins.  

The rest of you motherfuckers out here just whinging on about masks and here we got someone offering solutions.