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Posted: 11/15/2012 6:26:43 AM EDT
[#1]
Burger King has really gone to the shitter and they have been around a long time.
They used to have the best burgers about 40 years ago when they had the flame conveyer and you could smell them for miles. They even had hot dogs with chili. Now if you want a decent burger you have to look for the smoke coming out of the roof. A lot of them now are micro huts where they microwave the whole burger toppings and all. Their frys suck now, the rings are dry and tasteless and all the other added crap on the menu is worthless. I want a fresh, flame broiled whopper on a fresh toasted roll with fresh toppings. There used to be a place in Daytona called "The Flame" that made the best burgers cooked on a flame grill right at the bar. That was a good burger. |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 6:32:13 AM EDT
[#2]
I missed a day of school once when I was in 7th or 8th grade. It was that bad the day after eating some.
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Posted: 11/15/2012 6:35:14 AM EDT
[#3]
This is what my ass does.
I'm so sorry... |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 7:26:02 AM EDT
[#4]
They taste OK but cause farts that can strip paint off a battleship.
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Posted: 11/15/2012 8:47:12 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Rancid farts followed by the stinkiest shit known to mankind. It will peel the paint off the walls. Quoted:
4 or 5 hours later, my ass starts releasing a measma that is strong enough to make women pick up their children and cross the street to keep from having to pass me on the sidewalk. Seriously, my ass stank sumthin fierce when I eat those things. I don't really fart, something rolls off my leg and evaporates on the floor in a cloud of sickly diseased yellow. Is Burger King open on Thanksgiving? I'm stuck dealing with a bunch of in-laws that I hate and think this just might do the trick to get me on the permaban turkey dinner list. Maybe a half dozen bags of BK onion rings around 10am should really start kicking in just about the time that everyone starts arriving at 3pm and should really be in full force once we sit down to eat. If they're not open, maybe I can buy them on Wednesday night and give them a quick microwave on Thursday morning. I should also probably hit the grocery story for deviled eggs and cabbage. Thanksgiving is going to be interesting this year. 
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Posted: 11/15/2012 8:48:16 AM EDT
[#6]
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What effect do they have on you? 
They make me want to throw out the rest and drive someplace that serves real onion rings. Complete and utter shit. |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 8:50:42 AM EDT
[#7]
They are the best ammo for a dutch oven.
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Posted: 11/15/2012 10:19:29 AM EDT
[#8]
I am going to issue a double dog challenge to anyone who eats one serving of BK onion rings and two Fiber 1 bars and posts the outcome!
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Posted: 11/15/2012 10:23:59 AM EDT
[#9]
Always a nice surprise when you get a couple in your fries!
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Posted: 11/15/2012 10:28:04 AM EDT
[#10]
They have zero effect on me.
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Posted: 11/15/2012 10:37:28 AM EDT
[#11]
Best onion rings I have ever had were oddly at Cheesecake Factory.
I almost fucking died of joy. Battered, not breaded, FTMFW. |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 10:37:54 AM EDT
[#12]
They are yummy.
Combined with the onion ring sauce, means a green cloud will follow me around for a while and I won't be having sex for 24 hours. 
On the upside, I can bake a hell of a dutch oven. 
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Posted: 11/15/2012 10:39:01 AM EDT
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Burger Kings is bowel wrenching rancid shit.  Pretty much. I get enough gas to power a small city.
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Posted: 11/15/2012 10:40:24 AM EDT
[#14]
The big "effector" for me: KFC Hot Wings. I don't know why but I love their hot wings. I could eat them every day. But my stomach... they make me extremely constipated... and when it comes out, it burns worse than the hottest Mexican food I eat.
Still, for whatever reason, I gotta have them. |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 8:09:55 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted: I am going to issue a double dog challenge to anyone who eats one serving of BK onion rings and two Fiber 1 bars and posts the outcome! You do know someone is going to stain their jeans 
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Posted: 11/15/2012 8:11:53 PM EDT
[#16]
BK tacos are pretty good. I don't even think they are on the menu. They are the same as Jack in the Box tacos I think.
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Posted: 11/15/2012 8:12:22 PM EDT
[#17]
I was straight before I ate them.
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Posted: 11/15/2012 8:26:20 PM EDT
[#18]
BK Onion RIngs -
Whataburger Onion RIngs - 
That is all. 
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Posted: 11/17/2012 5:02:00 PM EDT
[#19]
Ok, I had to do a test
I ingested some BK onion rings at 19:23, first burp at 19:45 first ripper at 19:59 Now I remeber why it has been about 5 years since I have eaten these nasty ass things |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 5:03:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/17/2012 5:40:39 PM EDT
[#21]
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Ok, I had to do a test I ingested some BK onion rings at 19:23, first burp at 19:45 first ripper at 19:59 Now I remeber why it has been about 5 years since I have eaten these nasty ass things You're a braver man then I. |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 5:48:37 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted: I try Quoted: Ok, I had to do a test I ingested some BK onion rings at 19:23, first burp at 19:45 first ripper at 19:59 Now I remember why it has been about 5 years since I have eaten these nasty ass things You're a braver man then I. I think my pancreas is shutting down |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 5:50:37 PM EDT
[#23]
Nothing
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Posted: 11/17/2012 6:05:22 PM EDT
[#24]
They are fuckin good on the angry whopper!
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Posted: 11/17/2012 6:25:28 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted: You forgot the Fiber 1 bars! Do it again tomorrow.Ok, I had to do a test I ingested some BK onion rings at 19:23, first burp at 19:45 first ripper at 19:59 Now I remeber why it has been about 5 years since I have eaten these nasty ass things |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 6:47:41 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted: Quoted: You forgot the Fiber 1 bars! Do it again tomorrow.Ok, I had to do a test I ingested some BK onion rings at 19:23, first burp at 19:45 first ripper at 19:59 Now I remeber why it has been about 5 years since I have eaten these nasty ass things I had thise before I went to BK |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 7:27:04 PM EDT
[#27]
My stomach feels like rolling thunder
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Posted: 11/17/2012 7:36:43 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted: They make me turn up my nose and then go find someplace that makes real ones. This. I am on the eternal quest for the perfect onion ring. So far the best I've had in Tucson have been Tempura onion rings at Shogun, a sushi restaurant, but they only serve two with the standard Tempura dinner order. Failing that, the ones from Sonic are excessively greasy, but passable - just. Everything else I've found in town SUCKS. |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 7:38:06 PM EDT
[#29]
I feel like I just dropped 10 pounds
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Posted: 11/17/2012 7:51:36 PM EDT
[#30]
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They make me belch farts. Me too, I feel fine but fart like a madman. Nothing has ever made me fart like that. I think its hilarious, my wife not so much |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 7:53:42 PM EDT
[#31]
I love me some BK o-rings
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Posted: 11/17/2012 7:55:57 PM EDT
[#32]
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They make me turn up my nose and then go find someplace that makes real ones. Are they the disgusting chopped and molded "onion product" rings? Yes. They are pretty bad. Real battered dipped onion rings are fantastic, any chopped and molded frozen one's are garbage. The Varsity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So greasy, yet so good.
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Posted: 11/17/2012 8:08:16 PM EDT
[#33]
They suck, but Sonic's onion rings are like crack to me.
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Posted: 11/17/2012 8:11:10 PM EDT
[#34]
Gas, so bad it'll melt the paint off the walls.
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Posted: 11/17/2012 8:23:32 PM EDT
[#35]
Watsonville, Ca. 2009. BK onion rings gave me gas so bad my work partner slept in the hallway out of our room. This was in a Regency inn, a pretty nice place! Sorry Charlie!!!
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Posted: 11/17/2012 8:44:31 PM EDT
[#36]
It's going to be a long night
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Posted: 11/17/2012 8:45:21 PM EDT
[#37]
I really like them.
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Posted: 11/17/2012 8:50:47 PM EDT
[#38]
basically the exact opposite effect that MRE's have on me....
they curly fries on the other hand, good eats I tell ya |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 10:28:07 PM EDT
[#39]
for fast food Onion Rings.... i like sonic. but whataburger is not bad and they are open 24 hrs a day!
S |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 11:24:38 PM EDT
[#40]
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They make me fart. Putrid sour onion farts that make my wife go into dry heaves. They don't taste good but can be fun from time to time. Ayup...Hotboxing Win |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 11:29:07 PM EDT
[#41]
They are gross. they microwave all their burgers anyway, screw that place.
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Posted: 11/18/2012 12:05:09 AM EDT
[#42]
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They make me belch farts. Smile when you say that. |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 2:26:23 PM EDT
[#43]
They don't taste like real onion rings and have a chemical flavor, if that is what you mean
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