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Posted: 1/5/2006 1:57:48 PM EDT
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I want to go peacefully like my grandfather in his sleep,
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Posted: 1/5/2006 2:04:47 PM EDT
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If I had killed her when I first thought about it, I'd be out by now.
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Posted: 1/5/2006 2:16:13 PM EDT
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Back in the 90s. I DIDN'T VOTE FOR THE DOPE FROM HOPE!
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Posted: 1/5/2006 2:29:43 PM EDT
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Seen in WA:
Happiness is: A belt-fed weapon. Got a little closer, and of course it had the Marine emblem. |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 2:31:12 PM EDT
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My favorites...
"Gun nut? With a Government like ours we'd be nuts not owning them!" "I Love My Country - But I Fear My Government" "American Patriot - #1 Endangered Species" "Do You Trust Your Government?" "Ted Kennedy killed more people with his car than I have with my handgun" |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 2:44:17 PM EDT
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A few favorites..... (actually on t-shirts, but available on bumper stickers)
WWJD (for a klondike bar) RAPE IS NO LAUGHING MATTER (unless you're raping a clown) I ONLY SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE IF BOTH CHICKS ARE HOT |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 2:57:27 PM EDT
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Quoted:
I saw this written on a black car that was dirty. My son is Queer He's a Big Colon Commando[/quote] I feel violated by just reading that. |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 3:02:36 PM EDT
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Saw one like this once:
 
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Posted: 1/5/2006 3:13:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/5/2006 3:27:25 PM EDT
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Is Your Church BATF Approved?
Clinton Didn't Inhale...He Sucks!! Guns Don't Kill People..Abortions Do!! Jesus is Coming..And Boy is he Pissed!! |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 3:36:41 PM EDT
[#11]
my other car is a POS too
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Posted: 1/5/2006 3:41:46 PM EDT
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When I lived in FL:
My kid was inmate of the month at Florida State Prison. Hang up and drive. Impeach President Clinton; and her husband too. A Floridians Dream, seeing all the Canadian's going home, with a New Yorker under each arm. Welcome to Florida, now go home. I retire I'm going to move up north and drive real slow. |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 4:09:49 PM EDT
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If you saw the episode of King of the Hill with that phrase in it, you would get it. |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 4:24:00 PM EDT
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Picture of the Confederate Flag "FIGHTING TERRORISM SINCE 1861"
GhostCat |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 4:59:20 PM EDT
[#15]
Don't tailgate me... or I'll flick a booger on your windshield!
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Posted: 1/5/2006 5:00:21 PM EDT
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It's the one where Bobby was the Dali Lama. |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 5:05:15 PM EDT
[#17]
Got Mildot?
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Posted: 1/5/2006 5:08:57 PM EDT
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OMFG that is hilarious!!!!!! 
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Posted: 1/5/2006 5:10:35 PM EDT
[#19]
one more:
Talk To Your Kids About HILLERY Before it's '08 |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 7:00:45 PM EDT
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If you think about it, it doesn't make a lot of sense. |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 7:05:55 PM EDT
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My favorite,
"Nuke the Gay Baby Whales for Jesus" |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 7:08:35 PM EDT
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You wouldn't be a truck driver now, would ya? |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 7:09:40 PM EDT
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At least your average public school honor students will be standing there stumped... he he he he |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 7:12:32 PM EDT
[#24]
gat
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Posted: 1/5/2006 7:15:04 PM EDT
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"Go back to NY"
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Posted: 1/5/2006 7:16:20 PM EDT
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Reminds me of this one "I want to go out the way I came in, naked , bloody and screaming." |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 7:22:02 PM EDT
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Bush Patrol
On my 77 Monda Spyer when I was 16 
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Posted: 1/5/2006 7:23:08 PM EDT
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"My other Auto is a 45"
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Posted: 1/5/2006 7:25:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/5/2006 7:27:46 PM EDT
[#30]
the only bumber sticker on my truck states
"I Heart Explosives" thanks SHOT SHOW |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 7:42:25 PM EDT
[#31]
A few years back I had a 79 chevy. It was the kind of truck that, when asked "what color is it?" the correct answer was "which part?"
It was a screaming hunk of metal that should have rattled apart at 70mph, but held together somehow. Anyway, on the rear windshiled...beacuse there was no tailgate, and the bumper was a rusty piece of steel, was a sticker that read: 'My other car is a piece of shit' |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 7:48:49 PM EDT
[#32]
hey there was a movie on TNT a few years back |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 7:49:25 PM EDT
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"We really don't give a f#*& how you used to do it up North!" -bumper sticker I saw on a FL car in VA a couple of years ago.
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Posted: 1/5/2006 7:52:50 PM EDT
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I didn't go to work today because voices told me to stay hame and clean my guns.
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Posted: 1/5/2006 7:58:41 PM EDT
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Home , that is
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Posted: 1/5/2006 7:59:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/5/2006 8:02:21 PM EDT
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Welcome to Maine
Eat a Lobster See a Whale Now go back to Massachusetts |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 8:07:30 PM EDT
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Maybe he was watching "Over The Top" |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 8:20:55 PM EDT
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Save the Seals, Club a Liberal.
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Posted: 1/5/2006 8:24:58 PM EDT
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If you don't belive in Jesus...
Go to Hell ! You can talk about farmers all you want.... But don't say it with your mouth full ! |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 8:39:44 PM EDT
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"Earth First! We'll log the other planets later."
"Your father should have pulled out early" "Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not after me" |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 9:29:51 PM EDT
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My dog is like France.
He likes to roll over and play dead. |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 9:44:33 PM EDT
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One for the old RPG gamers...
"Jesus saves,....and takes half damage"   Chris |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 10:10:38 PM EDT
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'Welcome to America. NOW SPEAK ENGLISH!"
Back in the 90's one of my bosses had one printed; "Clinton must be inhaling now" If I'd had a car, it would have been sporting one of those.
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Posted: 1/5/2006 10:19:21 PM EDT
[#45]
archive.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=340380&page=1 |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 10:42:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/5/2006 10:51:58 PM EDT
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My favorite is "AXE ME 'BOUT EBONICS"
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Posted: 1/6/2006 3:17:25 AM EDT
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"I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick." Also, I frequently think about getting some of those "AIDS cures fags" bumper stickers printed up and putting them on those libtard cars that are already covered in Kerry and environmental stickers. I doubt the owner would notice for a while, but everyone stuck behind them in a traffic jam sure would. |
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Posted: 1/6/2006 3:23:51 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/6/2006 3:42:59 PM EDT
[#50]
Those who beat their guns into plows
Will plow for those who don't |
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