I can just seeya wlking through the woods in a ape suit and come across a couple red neck hunters......dialoge follows

Look Cleatus! That thar be's Big foot!

Shoot him Billy Bob! before he  gets away! We's gonna be on TV!

(you) Wait no don't shoot I am not realy big foot!!!!!!

Dang Billy bob!HE can talk,shoot him! He's just be tryin to trick us!!!!

Or how about a group of inner city drug smuggling street gang members out for a weekend vacation in the forests of Idaho:

Man, dese woods be cool, an' we kin cruise and not be gittin' in no trouble with duh mudder f*ckin' Po-Lice...

Man, Shaquile, what be dat?

Man, what be what, dumb mudder f*cker...

Dat, man! Dat big oogly lookin' thang with the Afro all over his hairy butt!

Dat be one ugly lookin' hairy mudder f*cker!

Moses, dude! Pop dat mudder f*cker!

Luther, Otis, Snoop Dawg! Shoot dat mudder f*cker quick! He be tryin' to slide on by and gits on our case!

Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, bang-bang-bang-bang, Kaboom! Kaboom! Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat, ka-pow, ka-pow, ka-pow, ka-pow!

Ok, Ok, knock it off you dumb mudder f*ckers!

Man! we done cut dis hairy mudder f*cker in half!

Luther, phone the National Iquirer...We gonna be heroes.

Just a sec, dude, let me git this hairy mudder f*cker's wallet........Ok, you kin phone now....

Though many say they don't exist, there are still laws on the books in several states making it illegal to shoot one...
So check your bag limit before shotting at one, or you could be trouble...


BISHOP

I'm real.

And I'm armed.

Come on up and see me some time.



And I don't smell that bad!

I have a picture I took in a monestary in a small town called Khumjung high in the Himalayas of Nepal.  It is supposed to be a Yetti scalp.  If someone would like to post it for me I will email it to you.

A SCALP!!!

SAVAGES!




Now you know why we're so elusive.

I used to see him all the time. Every time my dad and his buddies would take me with them on their hikes one of my father's friends would dissappear, and low and behold bigfoot would make himself seen/heard/felt. Interesting thing is when I got old enough to start bringing my .22 along my dad's friend were always accounted for, and bigfoot was gone. Go figure.

Last time I saw him was last summer. I was hunting cougar in Snoqualmie Pass with a friend. We hunted late because we wanted to try out my friend's new night vision goggles on our way back to the car. After dark I try on the goggles (Gen 1+) and start to wander around a clearing. The night vision wasn't working too well because there was no moon, and I couldn't focus the goggles very well, but the IR let me see with a little clearity. Something drew my attention out of the corner of my eye and it turned out to be bigfoot; standing off to my right, big as life. I couldn't believe my eyes, so I took off the goggles and pulled out my flash light to get a better look. By the time I looked back up he was gone, and in his place stood a 8' stump with a couple of armlike branches. The mystery continues!

I don't think he exists, but as someone said before, it is fun to believe in him.

Kyle

P.S. Sasquatch you are a stealthy SOB!

Damn right!


Because you're all out to get me!






McParanoid

sasquatch and the lock ness monster continue to act as enigmas upon the human mind.  if they really do exist - and really are that old of creatures - the native legends speak of them as being here before their arrival, then it must be concluded that their accumilated instinct ability must be enormous.  

it has been suggested that 'sas' is an interdimmesional being - that is can at will change it's molecular vibration and go out of phase.  this would explain sas apprearing in nvg or thermal imaging (sight other than normal human spectra) and disappearing when looked upon with "white light".

another suggestion is that there are 'wormholes' here on earth where there are doors to alternate 'dimmensions' - perhaps sas knows where they are and goes there.

or they could just be very cunning and smart animals that know how to use their enviroment.

anyway about it - i feel they are real and are due our respect and should be left alone.

steve

If they are smart and cunning why do they live in the woods and we live in comfortable houses?

I propose a Texas Death Match between Sasquatch and MCUZI.

Grey ghost,

   Yeah, we could do pay per view.

Sasquatch vs. Chyna?

I thought they were married?

 

  Chyna scares me!

In that case, He's already whipped!!!

We're talking Broadcast rights,Rerun rights,T-Shirts,Baseball hats,Coffe Mugs the whole she-bang.

Sasquatch,as a gentle creature of the wild I know you don't want to lower yourself to crass commercialism so I will take this burden off you for a mere 30%(off the top of course).

Now who can be our guest referee?The Rock,Stone Cold,Jesse the Body Ventura?

How about a tag team match? Sasquatch and Janet Reno  vs ?????

grey ghost - we live in what we as human animals interpret as 'comfortable' little boxes.  what if 'sas' has discovered the fountain of youth somewhere beneath the crust of the earth and cannot die.  what if sas lives in a paradise of unknown quality compared to our world - by using the secret doors only known to by the ancient ones.

we have to pay for everything that keeps us civilized - we are that respect prisoners to what makes us 'comfortable'.  perhaps sas knows something we don't.  besides as every 'world' ends (according to the oral history we are coming to the end of the forth very quickly)  the great cities of civilized man always get destroyed and the survivors must start again in the wilderness where it is safe....

steve

Rickyj,Sigman- Did you not notice that the campground mentioned was in Mammoth Cave Natl Park , you may also notice I'm not supposed to be the fat guy in the ape suit. The type of crowd that hangs out there would be scared to shitless to do anything but stare slackjawed or possibly cry for mommy. Trust me the guy was an all state offensive lineman.... hey it would be funny if someone tried to tackle him.

Steve M,you're an Art Bell fan are'nt you.

Nope, didn't notice that thistle. You would be pretty safe at someplace like that. I was thinking more along the lines of out in the middle of nowhere. And I was in no way talking about trying to tackle him (Bigfoot), not that sporting. ;) I would be so scared once I saw some 400 pound hairy thing in the woods that I would unload on that thing.

I never thought anyone would try to tackle your friend.

If someone tackled  "big foot" what would they do with him?

No anyone trying to tackle a big foot without knowing its a joke would be a nominee for a Darwin award [:D]

nah - art bell is a sell out.  if you want the truth go to the desert.  

steve