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Posted: 10/26/2009 6:01:19 PM EDT

[#1]

"If you're going to shoot, shoot; don't talk."

"See you soon....id...idi...

"Idiots.

"Huh?

"It's for you."

"Hey Blonde!....You know what you are!.....Just a dirty son-of-a-*Theme music starts...*

Posted: 10/26/2009 6:02:55 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:

"Anybody who don't want killed best clear on out the back...and any sumbitch that takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill his wife, and all his friends then burn his damn house down!!"-Clint Eastwood,"unforgiven"

Dude, there's a whole bunch of lines between the beginning and end there. And I corrected that last part for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw3g7gT4OBo

Posted: 10/26/2009 6:07:46 PM EDT

[#3]

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Lemme tell you buttholes somethin'! This shit's wwaaayyyyy outta line!
And you squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth... or you're
goin' downtown!

Posted: 10/26/2009 6:11:13 PM EDT

[#4]

there has to be something better than man,has to be ! Chuck Hesten from PLANET OF THE APES.

Posted: 10/26/2009 6:16:50 PM EDT

[#5]

"Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me??"

Posted: 10/26/2009 6:20:30 PM EDT

[#6]

Starkman: So now, things are bad.

Gigli (2003)

Posted: 10/26/2009 6:21:11 PM EDT

[#7]

"Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!" - War Games - General Jack Beringer - actor Barry Corbin

Posted: 10/26/2009 6:24:03 PM EDT

[#8]

I might never have liked you. Point of fact, I despise you. But that
doesn't suggest I don't respect you. Dying in our sleep is a luxury our
kind is rarely afforded. My gift to you.

Posted: 10/26/2009 6:29:52 PM EDT

[#9]

Bud: “God, I hate that bitch.”

Hippy: “Probably shouldn’t have married her then, huh?”

The Abyss

Posted: 10/26/2009 6:33:23 PM EDT

[#10]

"What are you going to do?
Bleed on me?"

I love Monty Python

Posted: 10/26/2009 6:35:25 PM EDT

[#11]

This....is my BOOMSTICK

The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year

I don't envy you the headache you'll have when you wake up, but sleep well, and dream of large women.

Posted: 10/26/2009 6:44:54 PM EDT

[#12]

Ever meet somebody you shouldn't of fucked with?...well that's me.

walter kowalski

Posted: 10/26/2009 6:52:58 PM EDT

[#13]

"Do I really look like I care what god thinks?" -Pin Head from Hellraiser

Posted: 10/26/2009 6:59:10 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Oh come on, you know the answer.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x298/hurtzc/apocalypse-duvall.jpg

And easily a dozen more.

Someday....this war's gonna be over..

Posted: 10/26/2009 7:06:28 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Oh come on, you know the answer.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x298/hurtzc/apocalypse-duvall.jpg

And easily a dozen more.

"You smell that? Do you smell that?...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know, that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smells like - victory. Some day, this war's gonna end."

Uh huh...that's it.

Posted: 10/26/2009 8:14:03 PM EDT

[#16]

Doc: Oh, I beg to differ, sir. You and I started a game we never got to finish. Play for blood, remember?
Johnny: I was just fooling about.
Doc: I wasn't.

I need to watch this movie again.

Posted: 10/26/2009 8:40:05 PM EDT

[#17]

little bill - you just shot an unarmed man!
Will Money - well, he should have armed himself..

Posted: 10/26/2009 8:47:29 PM EDT

[#18]

Messenger Boy: The Thesselonian you're fighting... he's the biggest man i've ever seen. I wouldn't want to fight him.
Achilles: Thats why no-one will remember your name.

"Are you not entertained?"

Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
Harry: Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.

Posted: 10/26/2009 9:02:04 PM EDT

[#19]

"There's nothing wrong with shooting, as long as the right people get shot." Harry Callahan in Magnum Force

"Dyin' aint much of a livin', boy." Josey Wales

Posted: 10/26/2009 9:16:31 PM EDT

[#20]

My loyalty! For twenty four years people have been trying to kill me! People who know how. Now do you think that’s because my dad was a Greek soda pop maker? Or do you think that's because I'm an American spy? Go fuck yourself, you fucking child!

Posted: 10/26/2009 9:18:32 PM EDT

[#21]

"I have kicked wholesale ass for less than that."
-Tallahassee

Zombieland.

Posted: 10/26/2009 9:22:17 PM EDT

[#22]

"Someone made a mistake."

"Someone made a big god damn mistake.":

Starship Troopers when the fleet gets hit by the 'harmless blue light'.

Posted: 10/26/2009 9:31:05 PM EDT

[#23]

Did'ja get my Cheez Whiz boy?

––––––––-The Blues Brothers

Posted: 10/26/2009 9:33:07 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Don't piss on my back and tell me it is raining

"Dying ain't much of a living"

Posted: 10/26/2009 9:38:43 PM EDT

[#25]

"You were supposed to be building a railroad, not dancin' around like a bunch a' Kansas city faggots!" Blazing Saddles

They don't make movies like that anymore

Posted: 10/26/2009 9:42:11 PM EDT

[#26]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and i'm all out of bubblegum"

They Live

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso

Posted: 10/26/2009 9:45:12 PM EDT

[#27]

short and sweet..........

"Well........Bye"

Posted: 10/26/2009 9:46:31 PM EDT

[#28]

Yeah, Yum-yum. Yeah. Nice girl. Nice girl, very charming girl. I talked with her, yeah. But you, you just let her walk out of here with the Three Stooges. And you know why? 'Cause you're a big, fat pussy. Well, I gotta go. Good day, puss-cake.

I love that movie

Posted: 10/26/2009 9:58:00 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

"Don't just stare at it, eat it."

Love that movie! Though, I still don't know if it's a comedy or a horror film.

My fav,

"Tony, I'm getting heartburn, do something terrible."

Posted: 10/26/2009 9:59:28 PM EDT

[#30]

He never has a second cup at home.

Posted: 10/26/2009 10:13:05 PM EDT

[#31]

Smells like somebody died.

Posted: 10/26/2009 10:52:32 PM EDT

[#32]

Some day this wars gonna end.

Posted: 10/26/2009 11:55:55 PM EDT

[#33]

Psycho: The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
Leon: Ooooooh.
Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. And I don't like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.
Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis.
(Stripes)

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
(Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb)

My God. I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.
(Fight Club)

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
(Conan The Barbarian)

Jeff Portnoy: Alpa, if you untie me, I will literally suck your dick, right now.
Alpa Chino: Man, I told you for the last time, I love tha pussy!
Jeff Portnoy: I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.
(Tropic Thunder)

And last, but not least the TV edited version of The Big Lebowski...

You see what happens when you find a stranger in The Alps?! You see what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs?!

The original was, "You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!"

Find A Stranger In The Alps

Posted: 10/27/2009 12:23:57 AM EDT

[#34]

Cousin Eddie: He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit a Mississippi Leg Hound in him. If the mood catches him rite, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if your wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let him finish.

Posted: 10/27/2009 12:31:47 AM EDT

[#35]

We are now up against live, hostile targets. So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch.

Posted: 10/27/2009 12:42:38 AM EDT

[#36]

I'll play...

"Why so serious?"

"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger."

"If you're good at something never do it for free."

"Do I really look like a guy with a plan?"

"And you know the thing about chaos? It's fair"

The Joker. Dark Knight

Posted: 10/27/2009 12:47:37 AM EDT

[#37]

You're a cock juggling thunder cunt.

Posted: 10/27/2009 1:01:37 AM EDT

[#38]

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn..

If Georgia goes, I go with her..

I ain't much on this here practicing..

Alvin done plumb cut dead center..

That'll be the day..

Senor, he knows who you are and why you are here, this I did not know..

Ethan Edwards, "You speak pretty good English, someone teach you?. Reply by Chief Scar, "You speak pretty good Comanche, someone teach you?"..

We're too many and not enough..

Posted: 10/27/2009 1:21:41 AM EDT

[#39]

"Hey lady. Did you order a pepperoni pizza? Here's your pizza and here's your pepperoni!"

Posted: 10/27/2009 1:29:47 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
"Im only good at two things; kicking ass, and chewing bubblegum, and im all out of bubblegum." Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Sorry, it's a little differant than that. But close.

They Live

Dammit!!! Beat by two guys already?!!

Posted: 10/27/2009 1:56:28 AM EDT

[#41]

I think it's a mail plane.

Posted: 10/27/2009 2:30:56 AM EDT

[#42]

"Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash."

Posted: 10/27/2009 3:23:54 AM EDT

[#43]

Naked Gun

Doctor: We can save your husbands arm.
Wife: Oh thank you doctor.
Doctor: Where would you like it sent?

Posted: 10/27/2009 3:31:52 AM EDT

[#44]

Why the fuck didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?

Posted: 10/27/2009 11:49:57 AM EDT

[#45]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNWIatFCH1Q&feature=related

Posted: 10/27/2009 11:59:14 AM EDT

[#46]

"If a man does not have the freedomn to choose to do wrong, is he truly free?"

"Run for it? Runnin's not a plan. Runnin is what you do when a plan fails."

Posted: 10/27/2009 12:03:28 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
Wyatt Earp: (holding a gun to Ike Clanton's head) "You die first, get it? Your friends might take me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?

TOMBSTONE

+Fucking 90 Billion!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 10/27/2009 1:23:40 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most" - Hackers

HACK THE PLANET

Posted: 10/27/2009 1:42:39 PM EDT

[#49]

"Relax. You'll never hear the shot that kills you" -The Bravados.

"I generally smoke after I eat, why don't you come back in about ten minutes" - Lee Van Cleef.

" In ten minutes you'll be smoken in HELL" - the guy Lee Van Cleef pissed off...

Posted: 10/28/2009 12:00:56 AM EDT

[#50]

He hates these cans!

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