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Posted: 9/21/2009 2:44:11 AM EDT
[#1]
"Suckee, fuckee, smoke cigarette in the pussy, she give you everything you want."
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Posted: 9/21/2009 2:44:36 AM EDT
[#2]
"Your days of finger banging ole Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her perty pink panties are over."
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Posted: 9/21/2009 3:09:38 AM EDT
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"Hell, I like you; you can come to my house and fuck my sister!" ....guess who this one 
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Posted: 9/21/2009 3:23:55 AM EDT
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"One for the commandant!"
"One for the Corps!" "I guess the Corps doesn't get theirs today..." |
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Posted: 9/21/2009 3:28:10 AM EDT
[#5]
You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing more than unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit.
Always loved that one. 
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Posted: 9/21/2009 3:41:52 AM EDT
[#6]
You owe me for one jelly donut.
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Posted: 9/21/2009 3:44:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/21/2009 3:48:19 AM EDT
[#8]
"I guess they rather be alive than free.....poor dumb bastards."
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Posted: 9/21/2009 5:22:14 AM EDT
[#9]
"how tall are you?" "I didn't know they stacked shit that high"
"I will Pt you all until you die, I will Pt you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk" |
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Posted: 9/21/2009 5:25:04 AM EDT
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The ones that run are VC. The ones that don't run, are WELL TRAINED VC. |
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Posted: 9/21/2009 5:26:22 AM EDT
[#11]
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how do you shoot women, children?.......easy, just don't lead em so much. Winner. 
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Posted: 9/21/2009 5:30:35 AM EDT
[#12]
"I don't know but I've been told, Eskimo pussy is mighty cold"
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Posted: 9/21/2009 5:48:10 AM EDT
[#13]
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"Suckee, fuckee, smoke cigarette in the pussy, she give you everything you want." Me love you long time. |
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Posted: 9/21/2009 5:52:24 AM EDT
[#14]
"Private Pyle! Whatever you do, don't fall down! That'd break my fucking heart!"
or "You will find no racial boggotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kykes, wopps, or greasers. Here you are ALL equally worthless." 
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Posted: 9/21/2009 5:59:08 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I love it when she says it to me too.
"Too buku!". I love it when my wife says that to me.  ohh Snap!!! |
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Posted: 9/21/2009 5:59:25 AM EDT
[#16]
If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang"
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Posted: 9/21/2009 6:00:31 AM EDT
[#17]
"I will crack open your skull and piss on your brain!"
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Posted: 9/21/2009 6:02:23 AM EDT
[#18]
"You will be a weapon; you will be a minister of death, praying for war!"
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Posted: 9/21/2009 6:05:57 AM EDT
[#19]
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We gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over hahaha...great line! 
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Posted: 9/21/2009 6:10:35 AM EDT
[#20]
GET SOME!
Anybody that runs is a VC, anybody that stands still is a well-trained VC! |
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Posted: 9/21/2009 6:12:49 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/21/2009 6:15:56 AM EDT
[#22]
Pvt Joker I am right where I belong In the rear with the gear.
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Posted: 9/21/2009 6:17:03 AM EDT
[#23]
The ONLY thing that could make the barracks speech ANY better is....
...watching it in German!!!  |
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Posted: 9/21/2009 6:18:00 AM EDT
[#24]
Singing the Mickey Mouse Show theme at the end.
Along with Private Joker's voiceover, it was a perfect ending. |
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Posted: 9/21/2009 6:20:13 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted: You'd better flush out your head new guy. This isn't about freedom. This is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang." +1 |
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Posted: 9/21/2009 6:53:32 AM EDT
[#26]
Joker... looks like you get the congressional medal of...UGLY!
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Posted: 9/21/2009 7:16:09 AM EDT
[#27]
Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up.
Private Joker is silly and he's ignorant, but he's got guts, and guts is enough.
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Posted: 9/21/2009 7:18:30 AM EDT
[#28]
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Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up. LOVE that line. Another great one is "Because inside every Gook is an American struggling to get out!" |
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Posted: 9/21/2009 7:33:22 AM EDT
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That's like asking me which one of my children I love the most. A better question is "Is there a bad line in Full Metal Jacket?" This ^ |
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Posted: 9/21/2009 7:44:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/21/2009 7:45:17 AM EDT
[#31]
Hmm I wonder?
That movie made me want to be an Aerial Gunner
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Posted: 9/21/2009 8:08:37 AM EDT
[#32]
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Get the fuck down off my obstacle! Get the fuck down off my obstacle you slimy fucking walrus looking piece of shit! I will get through to you Private Pile! If it short dicks every cannibal on the Congo! this. i laugh every time
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Posted: 9/21/2009 8:32:06 AM EDT
[#33]
"Seven-six-two millimeter. FULL. METAL. JACKET."
"God has a hard-on for marines, because we kill everything we see." |
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Posted: 9/21/2009 8:54:50 AM EDT
[#34]
"Now you may not believe it, but under fire Animal Mother is one of the finest human beings in the world. All he needs is someone to throw hand grenades at him the rest of his life."
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Posted: 9/21/2009 8:55:14 AM EDT
[#35]
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"These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting." This. |
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Posted: 9/21/2009 8:57:57 AM EDT
[#36]
Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy fucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.
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Posted: 9/21/2009 9:04:58 AM EDT
[#37]
First you have got to eat the peanuts out of my shit!
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