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Link Posted: 11/3/2009 6:10:12 AM EDT
[#1]
Even the wildlife doesn't like jihadists.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 6:12:08 AM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
Infidel bear!
 





Dirka, Dirka, Mohammed Jihaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!



Hmmm, tastes like pork.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 6:16:38 AM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 6:19:03 AM EDT
[#4]
Good bear.  Maybe we can take the bears that are trained to ride on unicycle's, and train them to kill terrorist.  Imagine that, mercenary bears!  We can tell the bears that terrorist are living in their cave, drop bears (Para-bears) into the area and let them go to work.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 6:21:40 AM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 6:27:51 AM EDT
[#6]
that bear is now my hero, my prayers to the bears family

Link Posted: 11/3/2009 6:29:28 AM EDT
[#7]
Next time give the bear body armor with plates
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 6:30:13 AM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 6:37:58 AM EDT
[#9]
One of the lost tribe of Jewish bears...
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 6:45:12 AM EDT
[#10]
Can we give the bear a medal?
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 6:47:22 AM EDT
[#11]
Sadly he left behind a sow and three cubs who could not be reached for comment.....

Link Posted: 11/3/2009 6:48:48 AM EDT
[#12]
Terrorist Hating Bears...the CIA is very inventive!
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 6:49:23 AM EDT
[#13]
Should have picked the "animal friend" perk earlier...
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 6:51:54 AM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 6:53:09 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
I had my fingers crossed that it was the other Bear.

http://randombitchez.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/bear_grylls_mordor.jpg


haha
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 6:54:23 AM EDT
[#16]
Is it wrong that reading this thread has reduced me to tears of laughter?


Maybe now we can get the environmentalists to join the fight on terror. Someone needs to photoshop a bear saying 'avenge me!'.

Link Posted: 11/3/2009 6:56:30 AM EDT
[#17]
Hizbul Mujahideen, it's what's for dinner.

Link Posted: 11/3/2009 6:57:31 AM EDT
[#18]
Jamal: we will hide in this cave. we will be safe from the American predators.

Ali : what about the natural  predators?  

Link Posted: 11/3/2009 6:58:06 AM EDT
[#19]
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:00:22 AM EDT
[#20]
Led by mini-Ditka
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:01:05 AM EDT
[#21]
Good maul.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:01:37 AM EDT
[#22]


Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:05:16 AM EDT
[#23]



Quoted:


Allah willed it.





- BG


this



 
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:17:13 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Good maul.  Prayers for the bear's family.  





I lol'd.

Living in a bear den=not good idea.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:19:47 AM EDT
[#25]



Quoted:


Good maul.



This.



 
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:22:02 AM EDT
[#26]
What's the difference between a bear and B. Hussien Obama?

The bear is pro-American.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:24:21 AM EDT
[#27]
Good Eat!!!!
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 4:18:37 PM EDT
[#28]
Bump for the evening shift…
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:42:37 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
I nominate it for the Nobel Peace Prize.


seconded.........



So.......whats brown , runny , and stinks like chewed up muslim terrorists?
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:49:00 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
What's the difference between a bear and B. Hussien Obama?

The bear is pro-American.




Sad but hilarious!
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 7:01:41 AM EDT
[#31]
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 12:12:55 PM EDT
[#32]
Good boy.
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 12:25:26 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Wonder if the terrorists were eating porridge at the time of the incident...





Bearry good!
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 12:29:14 PM EDT
[#34]
In before someone says it was a man bear pig!
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 12:32:56 PM EDT
[#35]
Hey Mohamed, does it smell like bear shit in this cave or is it that we dont know what soup and water is derka derka berka ?
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 12:52:00 PM EDT
[#36]
Perhaps they should have seen the public service announcement that Dwight Schrute did about bear attacks.
Or it was the Jew-Bear from the Inglorious Basterds...
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 12:54:37 PM EDT
[#37]
ishna allah
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 12:57:22 PM EDT
[#38]


ThatsaNice
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 1:00:49 PM EDT
[#39]
We need a 'Fuck you, I'm a bear' photoshop.
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 1:04:14 PM EDT
[#40]
Nature: Doing what Obama won't.
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 1:06:26 PM EDT
[#41]
I've always admired bears but when they eat the enemy I really appreciate them.

Good work bears!

Link Posted: 11/4/2009 1:10:21 PM EDT
[#42]
I bet the terrorists can't BEAR to go on without their commanders
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 1:10:44 PM EDT
[#43]

I would like to buy that bear a membership here.
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 2:09:55 PM EDT
[#44]
Fled AFTER killing the bear Here's your sign
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 3:59:39 PM EDT
[#45]
Killed by a bear, that's some funny shit right there.
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 4:05:47 PM EDT
[#46]




Quoted:

The terrorists, with two other accomplices, were holed up in the cave which turned out to be the bear's den.





That's goin full retard!
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 4:07:06 PM EDT
[#47]
Good maul.



ETA:: Damn, and here I thought I was being original.



I say we take up a collection of bacon grease and mail it to the bear's next of kin.



 
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 4:25:10 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
guess that settles the "is a AK good enough for bear defense" discussion...



Answer:  Its good enough if you have two guys who are willing to get mauled while you go full auto on it.

Also, what dumb asses. Who hides in a bear cave and not expect to find a bear?


If it works, remember, you don't have to out run the bear, you just have to out run your buddy.
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 4:29:00 PM EDT
[#49]
Sweet.
They should stuff that bear and put him on display as a hero.
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 5:40:11 PM EDT
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