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Posted: 3/28/2012 12:21:12 AM EDT
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1989 move "Wired" about Belushi. It was the only movie I ever walked out on. Looking it up looks like the budget was $13million and raked in a whopping $1 million at the box office.
The critical response to Wired was almost uniformly hostile. Wired has an overall approval rating of 0% on Rotten Tomatoes  |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 12:30:00 AM EDT
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Keep the River on Your Right: A Modern Cannibal Story
Its a documentary about an old queer who was a beatnik in the 1950s and traveled to tropical cultures in New Guinea and the Amazon where gayosity is the prevailing norm so that he could suck a mile of tropical dick and take a mile of stone age dick in his ass. Years later, the gray-haired queer revisits the jungle to look up the old wrinkled tribesman that cornholed him decades before and get in one last anal jungle romp. Its a cinematic game changer. |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 12:32:22 AM EDT
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Natural born killers Absolutely terrible!
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Posted: 3/28/2012 12:33:03 AM EDT
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Outrage: Born in Terror |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 12:36:03 AM EDT
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Napoleon Dynamite. I'd rather watch SyFy productions before this.
El Mariachi was a huge let-down as well. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 12:37:58 AM EDT
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Keep the River on Your Right: A Modern Cannibal Story Its a documentary about an old queer who was a beatnik in the 1950s and traveled to tropical cultures in New Guinea and the Amazon where gayosity is the prevailing norm so that he could suck a mile of tropical dick and take a mile of stone age dick in his ass. Years later, the gray-haired queer revisits the jungle to look up the old wrinkled tribesman that cornholed him decades before and get in one last anal jungle romp. Its a cinematic game changer. lol wut |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 12:51:19 AM EDT
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Bubba Hotep =I think was the name.
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Posted: 3/28/2012 12:59:03 AM EDT
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Well, I was surfing last night and found Hobo with a Shotgun, and thought I was watching a bad acid trip. Hobo with a shotgun This. I lasted about half an hour before I turned it off 
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Posted: 3/28/2012 1:21:58 AM EDT
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Keep the River on Your Right: A Modern Cannibal Story Its a documentary about an old queer who was a beatnik in the 1950s and traveled to tropical cultures in New Guinea and the Amazon where gayosity is the prevailing norm so that he could suck a mile of tropical dick and take a mile of stone age dick in his ass. Years later, the gray-haired queer revisits the jungle to look up the old wrinkled tribesman that cornholed him decades before and get in one last anal jungle romp. Its a cinematic game changer. lol wut I was thinking the same thing, but FightingHellfish gets a gold star for his disturbingly graphic review. 
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Posted: 3/28/2012 1:58:10 AM EDT
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My vote goes to the King Kong remake with Jack Black in it. One of the few movies I couldn't bring myself to sit through to the end of
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Posted: 3/28/2012 2:03:05 AM EDT
[#11]
Ishtar
The Crow...one of the few movies I walked out of. Awful |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 2:15:56 AM EDT
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Any Steven Segal movies. They are all equally horrible. Shut your whore mouth.  Agreed. The 10 sec clip of Erika Eleniak topless in Under Siege redeemed the entire movie. And Segeal was excellent in Executive Decision. His best movie ever. Speaking of terrible movies, has anyone seen the trailer for Ozombie? Zombie Taliban.
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Posted: 3/28/2012 2:25:55 AM EDT
[#13]
Black Swan.
Worst. Movie. Ever. |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 2:30:21 AM EDT
[#14]
Die Hard 2.
"Oh No!! Terrorists have taken over Dulles airport and our jet is circling overhead with only 90 minutes of fuel left!! What oh what will we ever do?" Maybe land at any one of the hundred or so airports within 90 minutes range than can easily handle a jumbo jet? When the premise is that incredibly stupid, there is no hope for the rest of the movie. |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 2:33:46 AM EDT
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080731/
By far the worst I've ever seen, excepting stuff thats supposed to be bad, like your typical bad B type sci fi movies with cheesy effects and bad acting. There wasn't a single soul in the theatre with me. Quoted:
On a side note, am I the only English speaking American that spells "theater" as "theatre"? I must have a form of dyslexia that applies to that word only as I swear I've never read "theater" anywhere in public. Even spell check tells me I'm wrong. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theatre I spell it that way as well |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 2:36:48 AM EDT
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 The only redeeming quality in the whole movie is Amber Heard.  |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 2:37:25 AM EDT
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sin city
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Posted: 3/28/2012 2:52:58 AM EDT
[#18]
Twins
Thin Red Line Jarhead |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 2:55:13 AM EDT
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Any Steven Segal movies. They are all equally horrible. Shut your whore mouth. Agreed. The 10 sec clip of Erika Eleniak topless in Under Siege redeemed the entire movie. And Segeal was excellent in Executive Decision. His best movie ever. Speaking of terrible movies, has anyone seen the trailer for Ozombie? Zombie Taliban.  http://youtu.be/DnrKmcf-vG8That actually looks funny |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 3:16:52 AM EDT
[#20]
Quest for Fire
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Posted: 3/28/2012 3:19:07 AM EDT
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Skyline..........
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Posted: 3/28/2012 3:23:56 AM EDT
[#22]
I walked out of the theater on "Phantasm".
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Posted: 3/28/2012 3:24:56 AM EDT
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"Sphere."
The actors in it must have had their privates in some kind of contractual vice is the only thing I can think of to even think of appearing in this turd of a movie. The only redeeming moment (and it was fleeting) was seeing Queen Latifa eaten by jellyfish. |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 3:43:05 AM EDT
[#24]
Furry Vengence.
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Posted: 3/28/2012 3:44:31 AM EDT
[#25]
#1 is Open Water
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Posted: 3/28/2012 3:45:29 AM EDT
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Skyline.......... The Brothers Strause insist that they will film a sequel with their own money and try to find a distributor to release it
They'll also need to pay theaters to show it! 
Still - It did have Brittany Daniel in it... 
"Dang!" |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 3:49:32 AM EDT
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Recently: Hobo With A Shotgun.
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Posted: 3/28/2012 3:58:55 AM EDT
[#28]
Like Crazy
I'd rather sit through every damned movie listed above my post 4 times that see this piece of shit called a movie again. My wife brought this shit home from Red Box a few weeks ago. We were both like WTF was that shit about??? Is there enough shit in my rant? |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 4:05:28 AM EDT
[#29]
Open Water. Basicly 2 hours of treading water in a pool on film. It is painful
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Posted: 3/28/2012 4:10:37 AM EDT
[#30]
Troll 2 and The Room are kings of this thread.
Both have documentaries and multiple movies made about just how bad they are. |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 4:32:22 AM EDT
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Quoted: Reign of fire  |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 4:41:40 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/28/2012 4:42:56 AM EDT
[#33]
Manos: The Hands of Fate is so bad that it was excrutiating to watch even with the MST3K guys making fun of it.
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Posted: 3/28/2012 4:46:01 AM EDT
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I've seen all the MST3K movies and the worst for me was Fugitive Alien. Worse than Manos: Hands of Fate.
For newer movies Napolean Dynamite is unwatchable. |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 4:49:48 AM EDT
[#35]
Shoot'em Up
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Posted: 3/28/2012 4:51:17 AM EDT
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Thin Red Line. This....And by a large margin. Talk about a disapointment. |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 4:52:08 AM EDT
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Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama
I remember seeing this for the first time on USA's Up all Night.. The worst movie I have seen to date....So bad.. I had to buy it ( I know I am sick like that but I love movies) just so when someone said something was a bad movie I could top it and then prove it.. Brinke Stevens and Michelle Bauer play sexy Tri-Delta sorority pledges who are constantly being followed and spied on by three nerdy frat boys. In particular, they are watched during a long, erotic shower sequence as well as a secret hazing ritual where the girls receive a humiliating spanking with a sorority paddle.
The boys are soon caught sneaking into the sorority house by the den mother. The pledges are then ordered to steal a trophy from a local bowling alley aided by the unwanted boys. An accident during the robbery causes the trophy to break open, releasing an evil imp who wreaks havoc with his supernatural powers. |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 4:52:28 AM EDT
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Disaster Zone: Volcano In New York
Straight to the discount bin at Wal-Mart. |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 5:13:00 AM EDT
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Quoted:
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Reign of fire
I'll raise you
It had L1a1s in actions!  Do you know how hard it is to find that!? That alone was worth it for me!
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Posted: 3/28/2012 5:14:55 AM EDT
[#40]
My nominee...  |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 5:19:28 AM EDT
[#41]
I just saw "Drive" the other night.
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Posted: 3/28/2012 5:24:27 AM EDT
[#42]
Natural Born Killers.
Sooooooo fuckin' bad. |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 5:29:07 AM EDT
[#43]
Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar movie.
It had to be the dumbest movie I have ever seen. |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 5:33:03 AM EDT
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Any movie where the set looks manufactured and sterile, and the actors are all fresh, clean and politically correct. Like most movies today.
I like movies with sweat and grime that are filmed on location. |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 5:38:43 AM EDT
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Orgazmo
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Posted: 3/28/2012 5:45:06 AM EDT
[#46]
No Country for Old men. By worst I mean most overrated and Black Swan
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Posted: 3/28/2012 5:49:11 AM EDT
[#47]
GF (now wife) took me to see this. You may remember the short films on MTV that were actually somewhat funny. This movie, not so much.
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Posted: 3/28/2012 5:49:29 AM EDT
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The worst movie I had ever seen until recently was Doctor Butcher MD. It's a piece of crap movie about cannibals or some crap.
That movie has since been joined by 1 other... Rubber It's about a sentient tire that has telekinesis and goes around killing people. It's said up front at the beginning of the movie that it's a movie about nothing and made for no reason... it's a freakin' train wreck. I saw Hobo with a Shotgun. I thought it was a mix between Robocop's background shows and The Toxic Avenger... it looks like it was filmed in the 1980's... |
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Posted: 3/28/2012 5:59:27 AM EDT
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Human centipede, or that one about the telekinetic tire...
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Posted: 3/28/2012 6:04:12 AM EDT
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India Song Most boring, too.
Yor: Hunter From the Future
Chosen Survivors Late Night TV Movies: Missile to the Moon Cat-Women of the Moon |
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