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Posted: 7/6/2013 8:10:46 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:

Shes 37, I am 25. Been chatting her up on POF for most of the day now. Said she wants to arrange something for sometime next weeknight. Discuss.

ETA: Pics of her when I seal the deal.

Posted: 7/6/2013 8:16:28 PM EDT

[#2]

She got the herp.

Posted: 7/6/2013 8:25:58 PM EDT

[#3]

Even though I was in a relationship at the time I hooked up with a 42 year old MILF back when I was 26. My gf who wasn't living with at the time was an emotional drain and I just wanted to hook up with other girls. The MILF and I met and chatted through AOL IM back when you could that, that was in early 2000. Later that evening we had phone sex twice and hooked up the next evening and had sex. She was pretty damn fun!

Posted: 7/6/2013 8:25:58 PM EDT

[#4]

Been there and done that when I was your age. And maybe a few weeks ago as well. Still fun. Usual warnings and such. Milfs might have made a bad choice or two but still loads of fun in the sack.

Posted: 7/6/2013 8:31:07 PM EDT

[#5]

Buddy of mine just got rid of one he was seeing recently.

She was divorced, one kid....said she was a total Nymph. But

wanted to hang around 24/7, said she was a bit crazy, and overall felt like

was being smothered.

Posted: 7/6/2013 8:34:24 PM EDT

[#6]

You guys are slacking.

In before the Adam's apple and penis OP is going to discover.

Posted: 7/6/2013 8:34:36 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Buddy of mine just got rid of one he was seeing recently.

She was divorced, one kid....said she was a total Nymph. But

wanted to hang around 24/7, said she was a bit crazy, and overall felt like

was being smothered.

OP is going to get smothered all right...

Posted: 7/6/2013 8:34:37 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
If she's married you need to be found by a fisherman

LOL

Posted: 7/6/2013 8:35:37 PM EDT

[#9]

The meat curtains will be just like going through a carwash...

Posted: 7/6/2013 8:41:10 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Do you reckon her Valtrex is working?

Timing between breakouts is very important if you want to have an active sex life.

OP says he will be OK, he already had chicken pox.

Posted: 7/6/2013 8:46:55 PM EDT

[#11]

OP doesn't understand how the fuck the ASK ME ANYTHING threads work. Your supposed to answer dude.

ETA fucking 10'ers

Posted: 7/6/2013 8:49:52 PM EDT

[#12]

POF, almost as classy craigslist...bring Penicillin and sand paper.

Posted: 7/6/2013 8:51:10 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
You guys are slacking.

In before the Adam's apple and penis OP is going to discover.

That's a given.

Posted: 7/6/2013 8:53:57 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What is POF?

Plenty of Fish

Or Fatties.

Plenty O Freighters. They ain't pretty, but they'll get you there.

Posted: 7/6/2013 8:55:42 PM EDT

[#15]

Tag for AAR or disappearance of OP

Posted: 7/6/2013 8:55:51 PM EDT

[#16]

Post a pic of what she looked like before she got really fat, you know, the same pic she used for her POF profile.

Posted: 7/6/2013 8:58:41 PM EDT

[#17]

In before the "You Gonna Get Raped" pic

Posted: 7/6/2013 8:59:18 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Tag for the land whale. If you post a profile pic I have to add forty pounds, so get one IRL.

Lol

Posted: 7/6/2013 9:02:56 PM EDT

[#19]

change OP's name to evenfo

not holding breath for aar

Posted: 7/6/2013 9:03:28 PM EDT

[#20]

In before OP gets herpes

Posted: 7/6/2013 9:04:56 PM EDT

[#21]

Beware da fish, it's got da crazy

Posted: 7/6/2013 9:05:07 PM EDT

[#22]

uncle EVENFLO, why are you hurting mommy in her naughty spot?

Posted: 7/6/2013 9:07:00 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Don't play with married women

Words to live or die by.

Posted: 7/6/2013 9:07:46 PM EDT

[#24]

Knees too pointy.

Posted: 7/6/2013 9:08:01 PM EDT

[#25]

Pics? Let us decide is she is a milf.

Posted: 7/6/2013 9:12:31 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
uncle EVENFLO, why are you hurting mommy in her naughty spot?

that goes perfect with your avatar
I keep saying it in my head with his voice

Posted: 7/6/2013 9:13:25 PM EDT

[#27]

I vote "FO"

Posted: 7/6/2013 9:14:57 PM EDT

[#28]

Wait were you using my profile to land this MILF?

Posted: 7/6/2013 9:16:23 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
She has been showing you pics from 10+ years ago. She is going to show up and be one ROUGH stretch of highway. Sorry, good luck....

Oh, and I hope you like em big.

This post probably sums it all up perfectly.

Posted: 7/6/2013 9:27:59 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Wait were you using my profile to land this MILF?

Found it.

Quoted:
Try something sarcastic as shit, chicks love that. I always say the way Into a chicks pants is to make her heart race... Doesn't matter if it is from lust or hate.

"Me, 20 something single male with his shit together. You, (desired age) hot mess who can't figure out where your life is going and looking for a man to give you some direction. Hell, lets be honest, you're looking for a man to be a man because you have no ambition or drive beyond landing a provider. If we're really being honest you don't really care how I look, or if I treat you like shit, so long as I can fund the lifestyle you desire. So let's face the facts, I bring a future of security and comfort to the relationship, you bring a hot piece of ass. You are trading your hot piece of ass for the stability and security I can provide. Now that we have that out in the open and understood, let me explain what is expected of you

You are to dress and act in a way to give my friends raging boners.

You are not to touch my friends under any circumstances, just remind them what they wish they had and who you belong to.

If you get my friends' wives or girlfriends aroused, and they are hot, you are allowed to fuck them so long as you provide video to me.

You are to think of yourself as Jeanie, and when I let you out of the bottle you better be dressed in your harem outfit and ready to grant my wishes.

You are to maintain your appearance, me not so much. Remember you brought ass to the table, I brought sustenance. You can give me shit when and if I can't pay the bills, until than your job is to be an 11.

Don't bother me about kids, I only want a dog.

You don't like my gun collection, tough shit, I owned it before I owned you... And it will be here long after I trade you in for two twenty year olds on your 40th birthday.

That should give us enough to talk about on our interview, I mean date. Dress to impress, and remember you are more likely to get the job if you sleep with this BOSS on our first date"

Let me know how that works... No charge!

Posted: 7/6/2013 9:30:03 PM EDT

[#31]

in for missing persons report

Posted: 7/6/2013 9:33:02 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Going to candy mountain, eh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPONTneuaF4

Poor Charlie.

Posted: 7/6/2013 9:34:19 PM EDT

[#33]

Is this like a Safe Thread or, more appropriately, a "What's in the Box" Thread?

Posted: 7/6/2013 9:45:34 PM EDT

[#34]

In. Subscribed for dibs on other organs once he bleeds out from the kidney.

Posted: 7/7/2013 3:14:07 AM EDT

[#35]

So, which one of you had the bigger penis?

Posted: 7/7/2013 3:16:05 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
+40lbs from what her pictures show.

$10... Any takers?

Ill take that bet , I want the over.

+40 is WAY WAY WAY , underestimating her .

Posted: 7/7/2013 3:21:01 AM EDT

[#37]

In.

Posted: 7/7/2013 3:25:33 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Tagscribed for AAR. This ought to be good.

Oh yeah.

Posted: 7/7/2013 3:27:13 AM EDT

[#39]

oh hell , im in

Posted: 7/7/2013 3:30:47 AM EDT

[#40]

Troll thread.

Posted: 7/7/2013 3:35:32 AM EDT

[#41]

Tear it up OP, only pussies use condoms!

Posted: 7/7/2013 3:40:35 AM EDT

[#42]

Don't drink anything she gives you....only if it came from the waiter or waitress!

You're gonna die OP

Posted: 7/7/2013 3:40:50 AM EDT

[#43]

What the OP is envisioning:

What's going to show up:

Posted: 7/7/2013 3:43:12 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
Even though I was in a relationship at the time I hooked up with a 42 year old MILF back when I was 26. My gf who wasn't living with at the time was an emotional drain and I just wanted to hook up with other girls. The MILF and I met and chatted through AOL IM back when you could that, that was in early 2000. Later that evening we had phone sex twice and hooked up the next evening and had sex. She was pretty damn fun!

You had phone sex twice, WTF ! You ain't right man. Oh and OP, your MILF is going to be at least 60 lbs over the pic you saw and crazy and may have a penis.

Posted: 7/7/2013 3:43:23 AM EDT

[#45]

His name was evenflow and he fent.

Posted: 7/7/2013 3:47:23 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
If she's married you need to be found by a fisherman

No way in hell. Call 911.

Posted: 7/7/2013 3:50:09 AM EDT

[#47]

Tag for no pics and disappointment.

Posted: 7/7/2013 3:52:49 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
If she's married you need to be found by a fisherman

Why's that? If a married woman is out looking for dick by cruising hookup sites, blame her. Not the guy attached to said dick. He didn't put a gun to her head and make her post or reply to an ad.