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Posted: 1/22/2006 9:19:33 PM EDT

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Be careful...those dudes can kick your ass over the internet.

Most are Ex Seals.

When I was a screendoor gunner on the nuclear submarine USS Codfish I fought seven Seals at once and kicked all of their butts despite having only one arm useful because the other was trapped in the treads of the submarine.

I was then promoted to drill sergeant and was put in charge of Seal sniper training before being re-assigned to combat in Afghanistan in 1988.

I was awarded the purple star and the silver heart for my heroism.

Now that was a pretty entertaining post. LOL.

Posted: 1/22/2006 9:31:57 PM EDT

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myweb.cableone.net/uziforme/internetsoldier.jpg

How did he squish his head in that helmet...........

Posted: 1/22/2006 10:26:57 PM EDT

[#3]

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Be careful...those dudes can kick your ass over the internet.

Most are Ex Seals.

212.84.179.117/i/Common%20Seal.jpg

Seals?

Just like this seal, they lay around all day, and are full of blubber.

Posted: 1/23/2006 5:01:24 AM EDT

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Now that was a pretty entertaining post. LOL.

Believe it or not you are the first person who has responded to my nuclear submarine screen-door gunner joke with an appropriate response.

Most of the time I just get people IM'ing me asking where a submarine has treads.....

Posted: 1/23/2006 5:21:31 AM EDT

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this thread is absolutley hilarious. I love how when I go places (especially the range) and I havent shaved for a few days so I look pretty civilian, people will try to tell me all they know about what the "military" uses and how things REALLY are in Iraq...all according to what they have seen on the military channel

Posted: 1/23/2006 5:25:07 AM EDT

[#6]

I was a member of Walrus Team #9 Leather Recliner, but they dropped me for being in to
physically fit.

Posted: 1/23/2006 5:30:40 AM EDT

[#7]

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myweb.cableone.net/uziforme/internetsoldier.jpg

JESUS CHRIST!

WTF is in that kid's ammo pouches?? Donuts???

"Hey, Mickey! Pick up the wounded guy! I'll cover the quarter pounders!"

Posted: 2/4/2006 7:29:32 AM EDT

[#8]

Posted: 2/4/2006 7:38:47 AM EDT

[#9]

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Be careful...those dudes can kick your ass over the internet.

Most are Ex Seals.

212.84.179.117/i/Common%20Seal.jpg

Seals?

there's a fix for that too

img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/deathray187/sealclubbing.jpg

A baby seal walks into a club..........

Posted: 2/4/2006 8:20:20 AM EDT

[#10]

There was a thread that was unfortunately locked that would be so appropriate here. If anyone remembers it, it was the one where this guy kept referring to an old AR-15 and used expressions like "can you smell it?" I sure do wish that one hadn't been locked, it was a hoot!

Posted: 3/10/2006 10:16:40 PM EDT

[#11]

Posted: 3/10/2006 10:20:58 PM EDT

[#12]

holy resurrected threads, batman!

Posted: 3/10/2006 11:04:36 PM EDT

[#13]

anyone have a link to the mall ninja thread??????

Posted: 3/10/2006 11:28:44 PM EDT

[#14]

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Be careful...those dudes can kick your ass over the internet.

Most are Ex Seals.

no no no, ex-seal-delta-force recon-ranger-sniper-spetsnaz-gsg9-chevy tahoe-3bedroom house-pepsi-spoon!

my personal def of armchair comando is somone that acts and talks the shit, but isnt the shit. a poser.

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