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Posted: 1/6/2006 12:38:51 PM EDT
[#1]
Nah...not really. I like to think I was a shit-hot ship driver at one time...but now...that's ancient history and I can't seem to remember my port from starboard!
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Posted: 1/6/2006 12:55:22 PM EDT
[#2]
I'm a fair electrician; journeyman 23 years.
I can manage convicts; correctional work supr/officer 17 years And I can sail. 40 years. Yes, I know I ran over my own anchorline twice in one day (sober), ... but I was able to splice it back together both times. Yes, I know I "cooled off" that time by pouring the deck jug of diesel over myself. So? Yes, I know I started my longest cruise by running aground. Big deal. Yes, I know I wedged my own 9'6"-beamed ketch into a 9'0" slip one time. ... I got it in there and I got it out. And you ask how I got my knowlege. Stay safe |
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Posted: 1/6/2006 12:57:09 PM EDT
[#3]
Construction and general contracting.
Building a house with only three people. |
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Posted: 1/6/2006 1:02:09 PM EDT
[#4]
ABAP
Now make me a better offer. |
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Posted: 1/6/2006 1:02:35 PM EDT
[#5]
Sitting around and filling time while I wait for my wife a 2 daughters to shop in the mall.
Up to 9 Hrs one day. |
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Posted: 1/6/2006 1:07:37 PM EDT
[#6]
Officially: Criterion Referenced Instruction, and Instructional System Design.
Unofficially: I shoot stuff and post about it.  (I like the second job better.  ) |
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Posted: 1/6/2006 1:09:13 PM EDT
[#7]
I'm not an expert, but I play one on TV.
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Posted: 1/6/2006 1:19:50 PM EDT
[#8]
 A couple times over |
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Posted: 1/6/2006 1:21:55 PM EDT
[#9]
Carpenter/General Contractor
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Posted: 1/6/2006 1:27:45 PM EDT
[#10]
I'm an expert on knowing what I like and not denying myself of life's pleasures. Been putting myself first for so long I couldn't change if I wanted to.
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Posted: 1/6/2006 1:28:51 PM EDT
[#11]
I am an expert on how to sell a product to Albertson's/Osco. It's what I used to do.
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Posted: 1/6/2006 1:28:54 PM EDT
[#12]
Broad: Small molecule organic synthesis.
Narrower: Use of enzymes in organic synthesis I'm your man: HSQC NMR of enzyme- labeled substrate isotopomer complexes |
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Posted: 1/6/2006 1:30:17 PM EDT
[#13]
1982 - Earned several times over with the M14.
I was in charge of the Armory and shot until bled.  I'm sure I'm not as good now as I was back then.  I've also managed to refine the art of bitch slappin crack ho's. |
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Posted: 1/6/2006 1:35:13 PM EDT
[#14]
Probably a good time to stop! Quick Clot on aisle 5.
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Posted: 1/6/2006 1:35:53 PM EDT
[#15]
yes.
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Posted: 1/6/2006 1:42:56 PM EDT
[#16]
Concrete flatwork and coaching football.
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Posted: 1/6/2006 1:45:53 PM EDT
[#17]
back problem relief
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Posted: 1/6/2006 1:48:47 PM EDT
[#18]
nope, but I slept in a holiday Inn once.
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Posted: 1/6/2006 2:04:32 PM EDT
[#19]
I have become quite expert about migraines in 35yrs of suffering. Any Q's just ask.
I was very expert in Kawasaki, Suzuki , Maico, Can Am, Hercules/DKW/Sachs, Hodaka repair back in the 70' and 80's. Knew about everything there was to know about most dirt bikes and atvs of the 80's and 90's. In the mid 80's I was pretty expert at selling Chry body parts. I could , from memory, write down everything needed for the front end sheet metal of a bipped K Car. I think Atlanta Rent-A-Kcar must have give out a free case of beer with every rental. I had the account of the body shop that did their repairs. Now I am an expert on early onset Alzheimers  What were we discussing ??
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Posted: 1/6/2006 2:17:54 PM EDT
[#20]
Tongue rasslin' clits into submission.
What else is there you REALLY need to be good at? |
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Posted: 1/6/2006 2:19:40 PM EDT
[#21]
I still concider myself an expert skydive pilot. I havent flown jumpers in a few monthes but i could pick it right back up.
Landing a Cessna 207 at Nightmute AK(IGT) when its blowing 25 knots and the runway is covered in ice. Ben, The_Emu |
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Posted: 1/6/2006 2:24:12 PM EDT
[#22]
Baking butter cookies.
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Posted: 1/7/2006 5:53:13 PM EDT
[#23]
I've been told Microsoft Exchange is my bitch. Been working with it for years. Thank you US Navy training!
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Posted: 1/7/2006 6:39:04 PM EDT
[#24]
Working on new ways to kill communists, and now, terrorists.
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Posted: 1/7/2006 6:40:39 PM EDT
[#25]
Dd you ever hit the committee boat?
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Posted: 1/7/2006 6:47:31 PM EDT
[#26]
Running furniture stores. How humiliating, but they do make lots of money. Next time you have to buy furniture remember it is marked up from 200 to 400 % www.winnersonly.com
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Posted: 1/7/2006 6:48:41 PM EDT
[#27]
+1. When I'm not doing that I'm a crop consultant, specializing in vegetable seed production. Although I occasionally do all the above at the same time.  How did I get here? No one else would higher me  NMSight |
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Posted: 1/7/2006 7:10:19 PM EDT
[#28]
pissing people off.
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Posted: 1/7/2006 7:16:58 PM EDT
[#29]
If I claim to be an "expert" it opens up too much possibility for courtroom drama. Let's just say I "have significant experience" in the fields of firefighting and prehospital emergency medicine.
My first bike was a TS125 I put together from parts.
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Posted: 1/7/2006 7:19:06 PM EDT
[#30]
Burning bridges.
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Posted: 1/7/2006 7:34:26 PM EDT
[#31]
The movie? or the space based missle defense system??...  
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Posted: 1/7/2006 7:35:28 PM EDT
[#32]
 M16 A2 Grenade And a Master Baiter. |
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Posted: 1/7/2006 7:48:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/7/2006 7:54:33 PM EDT
[#34]
stringing tennis racquets is my expertise at the moment
been doing it for 3 years now, its boring as hell but its money |
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Posted: 1/7/2006 7:57:22 PM EDT
[#35]
In Mathematics, "X" is an Unknown.
A "Spurt" is defined as a drip under Pressure. Therefore, an "Expert" is An Unknown Drip Under Pressure.  15 Years clinical experience with Board Certification in Sleep Medicine Technology. SG |
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Posted: 1/7/2006 8:04:32 PM EDT
[#36]
+1
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Posted: 1/7/2006 8:08:27 PM EDT
[#37]
I'll be honest................
I am a expert at nothing, just like Bama-Shooter |
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Posted: 1/7/2006 8:11:45 PM EDT
[#38]
no expert just a jack-of-all-trades
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Posted: 1/7/2006 8:13:12 PM EDT
[#39]
Yes and very much so. |
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Posted: 1/7/2006 8:14:55 PM EDT
[#40]
Im not an expert at anything. Im not even half way good at most things.
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Posted: 1/7/2006 8:16:28 PM EDT
[#41]
I try to be a generalist, but I did qualify expert on the M16, M203, and hand grenade, plus the equivalent score on the M2, MK19, and Javelin simulator
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Posted: 1/7/2006 8:39:23 PM EDT
[#42]
I live 50 miles away so I guess all I need is a briefcase.
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Posted: 1/7/2006 8:43:46 PM EDT
[#43]
I just happen to know a few people who are experts at EVERYTHING. This makes it easy for me. When I have a question I just ask one of them.
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Posted: 1/7/2006 8:51:03 PM EDT
[#44]
Blackpowder sharpshooter. Most of it are excerpts from my book which should be out this year. http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?t=36853
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Posted: 1/7/2006 8:55:59 PM EDT
[#45]
eating, breathing, shitting and sleeping
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Posted: 1/7/2006 8:56:55 PM EDT
[#46]
Expert at nothing, but one of the most bad-ass dilettants you'll ever find.
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Posted: 1/7/2006 10:59:46 PM EDT
[#47]
Space Shuttle door gunnery
Subconscious rumination |
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Posted: 1/7/2006 11:01:58 PM EDT
[#48]
87% of the users here.... |
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Posted: 1/7/2006 11:02:12 PM EDT
[#49]
I bet almost anyone on ARFCOM could qualify as an expert witness for firearms-related stuff.
Kinda scary, huh?
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Posted: 1/7/2006 11:05:21 PM EDT
[#50]
I am a MOUT expert, come to my class.
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