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Link Posted: 8/18/2017 11:45:30 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/18/2017 11:51:58 AM EDT
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I tried. They redirected me to incestry.com.
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incestry.com commercial.
https://youtu.be/DN9KqbuHrc0
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 11:55:08 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/18/2017 12:02:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/18/2017 12:04:52 PM EDT
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Pretty neat.

I'm still Italian (52%)..I am MORE Western Euro than Eastern Euro which is weird as my Great Grandfather was 1/2 Italian and 1/2 Slavic..Say's I am 11% Middle Eastern..huh.

Anyone else do it? Kind of neat kick more than anything.
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A White Fascist Terrorist...great...












Link Posted: 8/18/2017 12:15:10 PM EDT
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And being baptized...
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 12:16:44 PM EDT
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I guess you werent in the military.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 12:21:04 PM EDT
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You think maybe I'm part black?
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Clayton Bigsby?
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 12:35:03 PM EDT
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It's true. My kids DNA shows 10% African and neither the wife or I have have it on ours.
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Has anyone tested this? Like send your dog's sample?
It's true. My kids DNA shows 10% African and neither the wife or I have have it on ours.
And your mailman?
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 12:41:04 PM EDT
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To the guy that his wife and him supposedly have 0% black and his kid has 10% black, I think you need to do a retest and maybe a serious sit-down with the wife. You might be part of the statistic that you're raising a kid that's not yours.

Wouldn't be the first time.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 12:50:07 PM EDT
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was a bit surprised on mine...17% Irish....in my family that's not a good thing..my brother refused to believe it. says
it was dnabullshite...
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 12:51:43 PM EDT
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Do it again. Exactly the same. Different results I promise.

I saw a thing where identical triplets did tests, all different results.  Same dna, different results.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 1:05:46 PM EDT
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I am not giving my DNA to some stranger on the other side of the internet.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 1:09:10 PM EDT
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Based on my own genealogical research going back 7-8 generations, I am:

58% English
25% Swedish
14% Scottish
3% Welsh

Prior to the time period I covered, 98% of all people on earth were born and died within a circle 20 miles in diameter, so I doubt I could glean anything new or that there would be any surprises from this type of DNA test.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 1:18:05 PM EDT
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can you submit it all under an alias?  I really want to do it but don't like to voluntarily provide my DNA to a commercial operation - lord knows what will happen with it down the road
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 1:20:11 PM EDT
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64 Scandinavian (dad is immigrant for Norway)

15 west Europe

9 Great Britain

6 Irish

4 trace from other

1 from Asia

1 west Asia
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 1:20:41 PM EDT
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I did.
Mostly Nordic, Irish, German, British isles with some smattering of southern European and -surprise- >1% Senegalese.
From now on, I wants mah minority professorship, mah free stuff from all you white folks... and an Obama phone!
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 1:27:11 PM EDT
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I'm basically as white as it gets according to mine. Wales/Ireland  less than 1% Greek less don't really understand that.
where's my white privilege I never got mine
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Anything under 5% or so is just noise.

It all makes a little more sense when you research the assumptions and oversimplifications made to generate those percentages and defined nationalities.

I recommend downloading your data from Ancestry and trying it out using the tools available at GEDmatch.com.  They're not as easy to use or understand as Ancestry though.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 1:29:25 PM EDT
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This is what I got.

European 99.6%

Northwestern European 91.3%
British & Irish 17.0%
French & German 13.3%
Scandinavian 6.1%
Finnish 4.7%
Broadly Northwestern European 50.2%

Southern European 2.5%
Iberian 0.6%
Balkan 0.1%
Sardinian 0.0%
Italian 0.0%
Broadly Southern European 1.7%

Eastern European 0.8%
Ashkenazi Jewish 0.2%
Broadly European 4.8%

South Asian 0.0%
Broadly South Asian 0.0%

East Asian & Native American < 0.1%
East Asian 0.0%
Japanese 0.0%
Korean 0.0%
Yakut 0.0%
Mongolian 0.0%
Chinese 0.0%
Broadly East Asian 0.0%
Southeast Asian 0.0%

Native American 0.0%

Broadly East Asian & Native American < 0.1%

Sub-Saharan African 0.3%
West African 0.3%
East African 0.0%
Central & South African 0.0%
Broadly Sub-Saharan African 0.0%

Middle Eastern & North African 0.0%
Middle Eastern 0.0%
North African 0.0%
Broadly Middle Eastern & North African 0.0%

Oceanian 0.0%
Broadly Oceanian 0.0%

Unassigned < 0.1%
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 1:42:49 PM EDT
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This right here is exactly why I have not done it
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 1:43:22 PM EDT
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To the guy that his wife and him supposedly have 0% black and his kid has 10% black, I think you need to do a retest and maybe a serious sit-down with the wife. You might be part of the statistic that you're raising a kid that's not yours.

Wouldn't be the first time.
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Before uncomfortable questions start being asked, one had really better have a very tight understanding of how they get those numbers.  The kids have a certain percentage of DNA which is similar to that found in people of apparent African ancestry.  That doesn't necessarily mean their mom fucked a black dude.  It might mean that some african guy's great grandmother fucked a white dude.

We found all this out after trying to run down a supposed trace of ashkenazi DNA in my wife.  It's more likely that the trace she shares is a European DNA trace that is simply common in ashkenazi jews in Europe.  Ancestry will then call her x% jewish.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 1:47:28 PM EDT
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I have been getting several of my older family members to do it.  Ancestry just made that a lot harder to do though since they changed the policy.  Some of these older folks don't do email or computers so well and that means they can't do the DNA anymore....
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 1:58:44 PM EDT
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I did it a while back.  Any Native American rumors were clarified as Iberian.  Don't care about the database thing since I was military in the 90's.

I have a fear of being "that guy," so I have officially narrowed my dating pool.  
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 2:00:34 PM EDT
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This right here, No thanks.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 2:03:36 PM EDT
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How much ziti DNA?

Link Posted: 8/18/2017 2:04:30 PM EDT
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Everyone has my DNA..

DoD, DHS, Motel 6. What's another?
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Don't forget the Chinese!
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 2:06:16 PM EDT
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Pretty neat.

I'm still Italian (52%)..I am MORE Western Euro than Eastern Euro which is weird as my Great Grandfather was 1/2 Italian and 1/2 Slavic..Say's I am 11% Middle Eastern..huh.

Anyone else do it? Kind of neat kick more than anything.
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ISIS, get him!
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 2:09:02 PM EDT
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There is a meme or a joke in this.

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It's true. My kids DNA shows 10% African and neither the wife or I have have it on ours.
There is a meme or a joke in this.

runfrumu and his sons?

Link Posted: 8/18/2017 2:09:57 PM EDT
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And paying to do so in exchange for largely meaningless information.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 2:10:24 PM EDT
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Wife paid for it as birthday gift to me after she did her's, it was $79.00, IIRC after the discount.

No discounts is $99.00.

They send you a link to your results, map's and others who they think via the sample are/ maybe related to you.
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Including ones that you don't want others to know you are related.  I had a family member get connected to her grown daughter who was given up for adoption.  99% of the family has no idea this daughter existed.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 2:11:07 PM EDT
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I just mailed mine out, hope its accurate.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 2:12:25 PM EDT
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Who fucking cares.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 2:13:37 PM EDT
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He already did in the military pluse dental X-rays.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 2:13:37 PM EDT
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Everyone has my DNA..

DoD, DHS, Motel 6. What's another?
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Congratulations on submitting your DNA to a large database that you'll never be able to get yourself removed from.
Everyone has my DNA..

DoD, DHS, Motel 6. What's another?
Yea same here, with a TS SCI clearance  they have everything on me and I have suppressors so the ATF knows me as well
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 2:17:33 PM EDT
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The one I did wasn't very specific (Familytreedna). 45% British Isles, 42% Eastern Bloc area, 11% West and Central Europe and 2% Italy/Western Balkans.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 2:17:37 PM EDT
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No .


And I don't care about ancestry .


I'm a mutt and content with it .




gd
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 2:25:53 PM EDT
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hey crabman

hey earl

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Link Posted: 8/18/2017 2:30:22 PM EDT
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I did it. It was something like 50% British, 25% German, and 25% Eastern European. Nothing exciting. Not American Indian, not part Chinese, not part African.

Now all I can do is pretend to be a trannie if I want to become a protected victim class...
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 2:32:14 PM EDT
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Everyone has my DNA..

DoD, DHS, Motel 6. [color=#ff0000]China after the hack[/color ]What's another?
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Congratulations on submitting your DNA to a large database that you'll never be able to get yourself removed from.
Everyone has my DNA..

DoD, DHS, Motel 6. [color=#ff0000]China after the hack[/color ]What's another?
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 2:35:19 PM EDT
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Not all. There's Norse and Germanic contributions
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Of course there are, but the language is Celtic, and the people are Celtic, if there are any pure ones left.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 2:37:27 PM EDT
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Middle Eastern could have come from the time the Italians and Arabs had their little run ins.  You can see it in the Sicilian and Maltese women.
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I guess you werent in the military.
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There waan't no such thang in my day.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 2:57:53 PM EDT
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There waan't no such thang in my day.
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Damn! You must be old!

Maybe you should provide a control sample.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 3:33:53 PM EDT
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Damn! You must be old!

Maybe you should provide a control sample.
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That would depend on where the control sample would have to come from.

I may be too old for that too.  

When did the military start that?

At least it means that the Jarheads don't need to get their shit tattooed on to whatever they figure will be the biggest remaining piece.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 3:37:23 PM EDT
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That's kinda cool. I've been wanting to do it since my dad is adopted and doesn't know much of his birth parents.

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Lol. The .gov has more info on me due to my security clearances than a DNA test could ever provide.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 3:48:35 PM EDT
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Or ever had a blood test done by your doctor or donated blood.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 3:53:00 PM EDT
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I know a guy who claimed a Cherokee princess in his bloodline. Well, really that a grandparent was found in the woods as a baby injun and adopted.

Sister had the DNA done. 0% indian blood. Quote: "Oh, I don't believe that DNA stuff. I know for a fact we had an orphan injun in our family"...

I didn't have the heart to tell him where my grandparents thought that swarthy skin tone comes from...
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 3:58:07 PM EDT
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This is why I won't do it, even though I really want to see the test results.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 4:04:47 PM EDT
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They just have like 10 "profiles " they send out ramdomly. They don't even test the DNA
They just give it to Obama and tell you you're 17 percent Irish.




Congrats
Has anyone tested this? Like send your dog's sample?
For shits and giggles and had our purebred labs DNA tested.  The dog came from one of the best in the country with history tracing back decades or further.  He came back as 10% Pomeranian.
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