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Link Posted: 8/16/2017 11:34:51 PM EST
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Link Posted: 8/16/2017 11:35:24 PM EST
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"Rise from your grave!"
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 11:36:19 PM EST
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this thread rivals the great grammar threads of yore
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Awesome post.  
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 11:37:33 PM EST
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If I said I wanted to run as President in 2020 on the sole platform of becoming king of America, would that fly? 
I would get rid of the three branches of government, executive, legislative, and judicial and I would just perform the role of all three. No longer would we need to pay for all the senators, congressman, Supreme Court justices, vice president and the administrative staff for all those people. That's a lot of people and payroll.
It would be great. Bobsledding in Lake Placid in the winters. BBQ luau in Hawaii in the summers. Skeet shooting with communist as clay birds in the springtime.
https://dejareviewer.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/king-louis-plans-to-leave-the-country-and-let-a-peasant-take-the-fall-for-him.jpg
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Count da money! Count da money!
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 11:45:51 PM EST
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Link Posted: 8/16/2017 11:46:30 PM EST
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"What the American people want is cold beer, warm pussy, and some place to take a shit with a door on it." -Mr. Ford
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 11:48:19 PM EST
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In for the appropriate avatar. (Runcible?)

ETA: and I still like the floating cat avatar better.
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Do you have BlueTube?
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 11:49:38 PM EST
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I fix.  With my pliers.
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 11:50:33 PM EST
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The missing to swinging ratio is disturbing.
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Bunch a wiffers up in this hear.
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 11:52:09 PM EST
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"I don't care if they look, but if they touch, sucka MCs gotsta pay" -Old Spice



"We're doin' really great" -Hooker
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 11:53:27 PM EST
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Theirs an 8th grade in Florida?!?

your kidding me!
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I think they refer to it as graduation.



And some girls still get preggers in prom night.
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 11:53:47 PM EST
[#12]
(kaboom!)

"We got a whole hour!"
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 11:54:55 PM EST
[#13]
"Just think of all the symapthy cooze"
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 11:57:26 PM EST
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Half a bottle of melatonin,
six beers,
this whole fuckin bucket of chicken...
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 11:57:32 PM EST
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"Rise from your grave!"
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Link Posted: 8/16/2017 11:57:40 PM EST
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What color armband is the Constitution Party?  The rest of ya'll might be deaded.  
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 11:59:02 PM EST
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ONE convenient location.


In Africa.
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:00:45 AM EST
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I don't think this thread went the way the OP intended.
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:01:01 AM EST
[#19]
Harumph!
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:03:53 AM EST
[#20]
Care for an orange soda?  Filet-o-fish?
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:08:48 AM EST
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Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:11:46 AM EST
[#22]
"Oh my God, it's Arizona all over again!"
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:13:18 AM EST
[#23]
"We can't ever go back to Arizona!"
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:13:52 AM EST
[#24]
"We can't ever go back to Vegas!"
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:14:50 AM EST
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"Well, we'll always have Vegas"

"That wasn't me!"

"Oh yeah.  Well...bye!"
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:16:16 AM EST
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"Oh my God, it's Arizona all over again!"
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WE CAN'T EVER GO BACK TO ARIZONA!
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:16:30 AM EST
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"Go on to the moon with your sharp ass!"
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:16:42 AM EST
[#28]
i am doom!
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:17:52 AM EST
[#29]
Do you want to live forever?
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:19:26 AM EST
[#30]
"All I'm saying is that when I was his age...chronic masturbater.  Kinda still am.  Hell I'd do it right now...if I had my stuff with me."
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:22:35 AM EST
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I think I know this Johnny Carson.  He is violin man with slave?
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:24:14 AM EST
[#32]
I'm so fucking lost in here ...
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:25:28 AM EST
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I don't think this thread went the way the OP intended.
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Well, not with that attitude!
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:26:40 AM EST
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I'm so fucking lost in here ...
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Master Cylinder!
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:28:42 AM EST
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Al Gore and the Bongwater Brigade, that's who.






Fuckin' hippies.
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:29:18 AM EST
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The American experiment has already failed. Not because of the Constitution, not because of capitalism, but because of multiculturalism. It does NOT work. Factions are split permanently I'm afraid, and it's going to get a lot worse. They'll blame Trump, but it started with Obama supporting the racist BLM, La Raza, and CAIR protesters. What did everyone think would happen when these racists started knocking out white people, and throwing bricks? We are divided and I don't think it is reconcilable. All thanks to the first black president who really truly knew how to provoke people and get them mad enough to vote (by calling all his political adversaries racist). This is a zero sum game, no one wins.
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:31:34 AM EST
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Thank you Ronald Reagan!  Your legacy is intact!
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:31:38 AM EST
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I'm so fucking lost in here ...
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Are we at least eligible for COBRA?
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:33:13 AM EST
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The American experiment has already failed. Not because of the Constitution, not because of capitalism, but because of multiculturalism. It does NOT work. Factions are split permanently I'm afraid, and it's going to get a lot worse. They'll blame Trump, but it started with Obama supporting the racist BLM, La Raza, and CAIR protesters. What did everyone think would happen when these racists started knocking out white people, and throwing bricks? We are divided and I don't think it is reconcilable. All thanks to the first black president who really truly knew how to provoke people and get them mad enough to vote (by calling all his political adversaries racist). This is a zero sum game, no one wins.
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I'd like to have a thought balloon over that guy's head.
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:35:25 AM EST
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Are we at least eligible for COBRA?
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I'm so fucking lost in here ...
Are we at least eligible for COBRA?
Whoa, take it easy O-samma!
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:35:41 AM EST
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The American experiment has already failed. Not because of the Constitution, not because of capitalism, but because of multiculturalism. It does NOT work. Factions are split permanently I'm afraid, and it's going to get a lot worse. They'll blame Trump, but it started with Obama supporting the racist BLM, La Raza, and CAIR protesters. What did everyone think would happen when these racists started knocking out white people, and throwing bricks? We are divided and I don't think it is reconcilable. All thanks to the first black president who really truly knew how to provoke people and get them mad enough to vote (by calling all his political adversaries racist). This is a zero sum game, no one wins.
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But what about the new Scion TC?
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:41:09 AM EST
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But what about the new Scion TC?
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Sci-Ron Tee Shee!

(Every single time I see one on the road)
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:43:23 AM EST
[#43]
Oh they're just trying to win.  Little ladybugs.
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:45:51 AM EST
[#44]
All that jizz
Baby how it is
Do you want it on your belly?
Or runnin out your snizz?
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:50:01 AM EST
[#45]
I don't even have any coins, you bitch!
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 12:52:26 AM EST
[#46]
"Ah-ight I'm out!"
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 1:00:33 AM EST
[#47]
I got the reference, and I was going to go there, but in the end I din'go.
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 1:39:56 AM EST
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I got the reference, and I was going to go there, but in the end I din'go.
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First of all, it was a half-n-half.
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 2:07:04 AM EST
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Are we at least eligible for COBRA?
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I'm so fucking lost in here ...
Are we at least eligible for COBRA?
Good m9vie
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 2:11:12 AM EST
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Let go of my Doom!
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Whatever, bro. That's my Doom, I don't know you.
Let go of my Doom!
Doom stays crunchy in milk? 
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