All right, I'm putting myself up to ridicule. My first dinner pic - Page 2

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Posted: 3/7/2010 3:46:12 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
I could have put down a Guinness or a New Castle or a Dos XX or any number of fine brews, I'm a Beer distributor and my bread and butter is Coors Light. I do injoy it and would never lie and be a poseur by pretending I didn't. I do enjoy some of the "better" imports and micros that I sell, I just didn't have them on hand tonight.

Quit explaining yourself....

They just will dock you more points. Anyone of the pussies that gave you shit would open their neck to a free Chrome Delight.

Posted: 3/7/2010 3:49:48 PM EDT

[#2]

LOOKS GOOD!

9/10

Posted: 3/7/2010 3:51:19 PM EDT

[#3]

-.5 for not knowing how to set a fucking table.

-.5 for shitty (and I mean Shittttyyyyy!) beer

-.5 for having the guns facing the wrong way. How in the bloody hell are you going to grab those things when the zombies come. "Oh, excuse me mr food theiving zombie, let me flip my guns over so I can pick them up like a human fucking being would!" What happens in the event of home invasion? "Yo holms... nice spread! Quit fumbling with that gat and pass me some shrooms!"
8.5/10.

I mean... WTF, over? Choke yourself!

ETA: "Thunder Mug?" is that a signal cannon?

Or some kind of gay marital aid that came with the set of twinkletoes plates?

Posted: 3/7/2010 3:52:31 PM EDT

[#4]

Tumbler on the kitchen counter = WIN

Posted: 3/7/2010 3:52:53 PM EDT

[#5]

9/10

Plus for the Cast Iron Pan
Minus for the Green bore brushes

Posted: 3/7/2010 3:53:27 PM EDT

[#6]

Looks god here...

I gove you a nine, just cause I wouldn't go for the green sticks there

Posted: 3/7/2010 3:58:17 PM EDT

[#7]

9/10

Not bad. Not bad at all.

Posted: 3/7/2010 4:00:25 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
8/10

It isn't Christmas anymore snowflake. Change the plate.

Canned Girls Lite.

I'm allergic to beer and I'm still a beer snob; so 9/10 because of that swill in a can you tried to pass off as beer.

Aren't there supposed to be a Swingline stapler and a measuring tape included in official dinner pics?

Posted: 3/7/2010 4:01:11 PM EDT

[#9]

Looks good. 9/10.

Posted: 3/7/2010 4:01:21 PM EDT

[#10]

Nasty drink, but the steak looks tasty. 8/10!

Posted: 3/7/2010 4:04:07 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Need to know if J frame is a no-lock model before scoring

Unfortunately no.. I was a little late to come into the J frame game

9/10 then

they still make them, just harder to find. unfortunately my search has been fruitless thus far

The no-lock J frames are marketed as "Pro" models now; only available in 442 or 642.

ETA: From the S&W website: SKU: 178042 (642) & SKU: 178041 (442) Pro Series Revolver 1-7/8" DAO

Posted: 3/7/2010 4:14:27 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Dinner pic = food + guns
Shitty beer choice, though = -2 pts

8/10

This. You go and make a kickass flat-iron + some yummy lookin veggies(even though I hate asparagus/onions) and then you wash down with fuckin Coors Light.

I could have put down a Guinness or a New Castle or a Dos XX or any number of fine brews, I'm a Beer distributor and my bread and butter is Coors Light. I do injoy it and would never lie and be a poseur by pretending I didn't. I do enjoy some of the "better" imports and micros that I sell, I just didn't have them on hand tonight.

You actually enjoy CL?

It's great for chugging low-taste beers at a bar with buddies or a friends house but wat.

Posted: 3/7/2010 4:18:10 PM EDT

[#13]

One of the biggest selling beer in The US and no one in this place would lower themselves to drink one.

Unreal

Posted: 3/7/2010 4:26:27 PM EDT

[#14]

Nicely done 10

Posted: 3/7/2010 4:35:24 PM EDT

[#15]

It's been a while since someone's gotten the gun thing right, completely right.

As if its that hard to do...

But well done, OP. You can keep the green spears of prehistoric veggie mass.

Otherwise, nice meal.

Posted: 3/7/2010 4:37:33 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Ding Ding we have a winner.. I was hoping the copper thingy would push the dinner to an 11/10. That right there is a modern somewhat custom 2 1/4 inch bore Thunder Mug. It is by far the loudest ordinance in my armory.

Ok, so Coors Light pays the bills and you have a small canon on your table... Nah, it still lacks that certain something that makes a 10. Properly cooked backstrap from an elk you killed yourownself, for instance. Killed with an atl-atl you carved with a knife you chipped from flint found at your bug out location.

Posted: 3/7/2010 4:38:00 PM EDT

[#17]

I'm curious why so many have their panties in a wad about what beer was in the picture and nobody has commented on the Thunder Mug?

Posted: 3/7/2010 4:39:06 PM EDT

[#18]

You did well! 10/10

Posted: 3/7/2010 4:40:55 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
I'm curious why so many have their panties in a wad about what beer was in the picture and nobody has commented on the Thunder Mug?

THIS

IS

ARFCOM (GD)

Posted: 3/7/2010 4:41:25 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Need to know if J frame is a no-lock model before scoring

Unfortunately no.. I was a little late to come into the J frame game

Interesting sidenote.... we've only ever found TWO 637's without locks. We (family) now own them both.

Carry on. And nice dinner!

Posted: 3/7/2010 4:42:45 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Ding Ding we have a winner.. I was hoping the copper thingy would push the dinner to an 11/10. That right there is a modern somewhat custom 2 1/4 inch bore Thunder Mug. It is by far the loudest ordinance in my armory.

Ok, so Coors Light pays the bills and you have a small canon on your table... Nah, it still lacks that certain something that makes a 10. Properly cooked backstrap from an elk you killed yourownself, for instance. Killed with an atl-atl you carved with a knife you chipped from flint found at your bug out location.

God if only they would reintroduce Elk into Va.... Now That would be a cooking thread

Posted: 3/7/2010 4:43:53 PM EDT

[#22]

Well done, sir.

Your silverware sucks, but thats a neither here nor there.

10/10

Posted: 3/7/2010 4:53:44 PM EDT

[#23]

10

Posted: 3/7/2010 4:57:08 PM EDT

[#24]

10/10

-1 for the Coors

9/10

Posted: 3/7/2010 5:22:02 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
God if only they would reintroduce Elk into Va.... Now That would be a cooking thread

Well, you can't have either of ours, they need to feed the wolf.

Posted: 3/7/2010 5:24:14 PM EDT

[#26]

Looks great! 10/10!

Posted: 3/7/2010 5:32:32 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
God if only they would reintroduce Elk into Va.... Now That would be a cooking thread

Well, you can't have either of ours, they need to feed the wolf.

Probably wouldn't give up your beer either, would ya?

Posted: 3/7/2010 5:38:41 PM EDT

[#28]

Looks good. I am glad to see the Grohmann Trout & Bird knife. Excellent blade.

Posted: 3/7/2010 6:00:40 PM EDT

[#29]

9.5

Heck of a job, congrats!

Posted: 3/7/2010 6:02:35 PM EDT

[#30]

That steak got you an automatic 10/10 from me. I just ate dinner and now I'm hungry again.

Posted: 3/7/2010 6:11:55 PM EDT

[#31]

10/10 looks damn good!!!

Posted: 3/7/2010 6:13:34 PM EDT

[#32]

I give you a 10 on the food.
My type of eating.
Your wife left a beer on the table.

Posted: 3/7/2010 6:13:42 PM EDT

[#33]

10/10 YBTAB!!!!!

Posted: 3/7/2010 6:14:18 PM EDT

[#34]

9/10 I know you had shrooms/onions and asparagus, but I would like to have seen some taters, too.

How do you like the SAW grip on that AR? Pros/cons?

Posted: 3/7/2010 6:15:31 PM EDT

[#35]

-1 for powdered beer-flavored canned water.

9/10.

Nice work.

Posted: 3/7/2010 6:22:57 PM EDT

[#36]

Gotta have a decent beer with a good meal like that, not a coors lite

.

Posted: 3/7/2010 6:35:43 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Probably wouldn't give up your beer either, would ya?

You can have all the Coors you want.

Posted: 3/7/2010 7:07:35 PM EDT

[#38]

"...then take the spears and give them a bath in olive oil and garlic powder."

Learned something new today - will need to try.

10/10

Posted: 3/7/2010 7:16:49 PM EDT

[#39]

All I see is Blah , Blah, Blah, Coors Light, Blah , Blah, Blah Grohmann Knive, Blah , Blah, Blah, Meat....

I give you, 11/10 Sir (and I don't call anyone Sir). The knife pushed it over the top

and I happen to like CL.

Well done,

skink

Posted: 3/7/2010 7:38:32 PM EDT

[#40]

10/10.....we'll hook up for lunch one day hutch....you can cook.

guys...you gotta see where he works.....(tear in eye...slowly rolls down cheek....wipe with one hand).....it's the beer cooler from heaven.

If you like beer....this is where you go when you die!..

........hell...give him and his bro a couple cigars....they are the ATF.

I work on the other side of town.....the "copper thingy" is how he says "good morning" to the neighbors......loud dosen't really explain it.

BTW....I see you are a flashlight junky.

Posted: 3/7/2010 7:47:49 PM EDT

[#41]

I edited my post regarding the "Thunder Mug" dildo thing.

so... what is it? and why should that elevate you from miserable failure to full of win?

Explain yourself!

Posted: 3/7/2010 8:01:02 PM EDT

[#42]

hell i built it for him.......it's a big noisemaker...pack it w/ powder.....wading.....light fuse...back away......BOOOOOOM!!!!!!...

....it'll make you smile.

Posted: 3/8/2010 6:59:58 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

One of the biggest selling beer in The US and no one in this place would lower themselves to drink one.

Unreal

Britney Spears was one of the best selling artists in the US at one point in time - did ya like her music?

Popularity != good

Either way, I revise my score to an 8.5/10 because the snowflake plate brought the lulz