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Posted: 10/2/2002 8:21:29 PM EDT
[#1]
Wouldn't this be shallow hal if she had just told all her girl friends that today she just hit on an ugly guy!
Bob [:D] |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 8:24:13 PM EDT
[#2]
Take her shooting!
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Posted: 10/2/2002 8:59:10 PM EDT
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Run Forrest run!!! Why would you get all tangled up with a beast when you are away at college????There must be zillions of hotties around!!!!!!!!Plus, if she is a beast, and you pork her, you'll never get rid of her!!!!!
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Posted: 10/2/2002 8:59:38 PM EDT
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Can you pick her out of this line-up?
[img]http://www.mingers.com/photos/classic/m5.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.mingers.com/photos/classic/minger014.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.mingers.com/photos/classic/minger067.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.mingers.com/photos/classic/minger055.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.mingers.com/photos/classic/oldminger2.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 9:35:17 PM EDT
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I guess it depends on just how ugly and chunky she is...
In my experience people compensate for their looks in order to be attractive towards the opposite sex. In other words..if a girl is a little ugly and heavy..then she'll have a tendacy to compensate by giving you sex (great sex) anytime you want..day or night. This isn't true all of the time..but I think that it is true from a statistical standpoint. One thing for sure..you DON'T want to hurt her feelings..because oftentimes after sadness comes anger..and then she'll tell her friends all kinds of things about you. You could do this..you could act friendly but be hopelessly "clueless"...and just act towards her as a friend. I once went out with a girl who was a little ugly and overweight..best sex I ever had. If you are looking for a perfect girl..forget it. Something will always be wrong with them. |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 10:07:27 PM EDT
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So Bostonterrier97, Are you saying you would be able to have sex with one of the young ladies I posted above? They don't make enough Viagra for me to accomplish the act with one of those beasts!!! You are a better man than I.... I salute you sir. Just don't forget to bring your flag so you can put it over her face and do it for your country!
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Posted: 10/2/2002 10:10:55 PM EDT
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You all have absolutely no feelings.
If you do not stop your cruelty IT WILL come back to you 2 fold. I am now suffering for the sins I committed in former lives. YOU DO NOT want to go through this. |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 10:33:04 PM EDT
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder #$@5 Doh.
One man's trash is another man's treasure. Please clarify (ugly). |
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Posted: 10/3/2002 12:18:14 AM EDT
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sorry, but ugly and chunky are two strikes out of three. is she stupid as well?
sorry to have to be so crass, but the man is in college for pete's sake. someone else here mentioned this already: college is chock-full of ready and willing honeys, some of whom actually have above-average brain activity. ms. two-strikes probably is spectacular in bed, seeing as how she's so aggressive, and no doubt she'd probably be hella into 3-way, a definite plus. but ugly stays ugly, and unless you can get her to workout, chunky has some serious staying power. i think sir winston churchill said it best: "madam, i may indeed be drunk, but tomorrow, i will be sober again, whereas you will still be the same ugly old hag." i'm paraphrasing of course. duke76, those are some wicked disturbing pics. |
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Posted: 10/3/2002 12:59:52 AM EDT
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Quoted: Can you pick her out of this line-up? [url]http://www.mingers.com/photos/classic/m5.jpg[/url] [url]http://www.mingers.com/photos/classic/minger014.jpg[/url] [url]http://www.mingers.com/photos/classic/minger067.jpg[/url] [url]http://www.mingers.com/photos/classic/minger055.jpg[/url] [url]http://www.mingers.com/photos/classic/oldminger2.jpg[/url] You making fun of Kelly Osborne???? [img]http://www.mingers.com/photos/classic/minger055.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 10/3/2002 4:55:57 AM EDT
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Quoted: Well, how would she describe YOU?[8D][sex] Water seeks its own level.... and by some strange quirk of genetics people seem to do the same. |
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Posted: 10/3/2002 5:03:53 AM EDT
[#12]
Duke
Funniest lineup i've ever seen! jrj397..What school are you at here in PA? |
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Posted: 10/3/2002 5:20:48 AM EDT
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I still have a chill run up my spine when I think of one particular skag I jammed at K.U..... and that was 15 years ago.(Big One)
Ah, but life is supposed to be filled with interesting memories. Get some off this chick. Just don't impregnate her. |
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Posted: 10/3/2002 7:11:51 AM EDT
[#14]
Before I was married I used to rate them like this:
6 pack 12 pack Case tequilla |
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Posted: 10/3/2002 7:16:12 AM EDT
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Quoted: Before I was married I used to rate them like this: 6 pack 12 pack Case tequilla Beauty is in the eye of the BEERholder[:D] |
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Posted: 10/3/2002 7:25:32 AM EDT
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I've got to be honest: I've had more than one experience with the classic Playboy Bunny type body, and also I've had some that were a bit chunkier than that.
You know what? The chunkier ones didn't LOOK as nice, but FEEL GREAT in your arms. Soft warm flesh is good. At least if it's clean and healthy. A little more isn't so bad. But there are limits. I have no problem with girls who are a bit on the chunky side, but I don't go for authentically FAT. An spare tire is one thing, a spare truck is entirely another! And is she REALLY ugly, or is she merely plain looking? If she IS ugly, consider the light switch...or double bagging it. One bag for her face, and one for yours in case hers falls off. Is she so ugly that her face would set the bag on fire? She MIGHT have a pretty friend. Treat her well and you may get to treat her friend to the glory that is you, too. No matter what, be nice and be polite. These days women will scream RAPE just to get even with you. Doesn't matter that it's a lie. CJ |
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Posted: 10/3/2002 8:06:45 AM EDT
[#17]
As long as your little head doesn't care.....
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Posted: 10/3/2002 10:19:15 AM EDT
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Altogether now![img]http://members.lycos.nl/smilieweb1/smilies/Music8.gif[/img] "Fat bottom girls you make the rocking world go round." [img]http://members.lycos.nl/smilieweb1/smilies/Music8.gif[/img]
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Posted: 10/3/2002 10:38:32 AM EDT
[#19]
Just deal with it. After all, some girls have had to deal with you hitting on them.
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Posted: 10/3/2002 11:08:25 AM EDT
[#20]
Is she rich?
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Posted: 10/3/2002 11:16:29 AM EDT
[#21]
Rules for relationships with "ugly" chicks:
1. Always remember, burlap bag over head (hers not yours) 2. Color Xerox of your favorite "10" glued/stapled to burlap bag. 3. Case of your favorite beer for you, 1 case for her. 4. Fine porno flik playing in the vicinity of love making (close by if small TV). Keep eyes on the flik! 5. Keep thinking over and over and over and over that ugly chick poontang is better than no poontang at all! 6. Oh yeah, keep telling her how "beautiful" she is and she'll do you like you've never been done before! Good Luck! |
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Posted: 10/3/2002 11:31:36 AM EDT
[#22]
drink more
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Posted: 10/3/2002 11:51:00 AM EDT
[#23]
Run, Forest....RUN!
Mess with this fugly one and you will never have a shot at any hot ones. You will be typecast. Plus think how stupid you would feel if you caught something nasty from this Amazon. Just politely tell her you are saving yourself for true love. |
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Posted: 10/3/2002 12:01:32 PM EDT
[#24]
Three pages of answers and I can't believe no one has said it yet...
You can't F*&% them all until you F*&% the ugly ones. OK, now for a real constructive solution... Introduce her to a friend that is more desperate than you are. |
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Posted: 10/3/2002 12:26:45 PM EDT
[#25]
Forming a possible undesirable attachment with her probably isn't going to be a problem since you said she sleeps around a lot. In fact, you may just be another notch in [b]her[/b] lipstick case. Don't you feel cheap?
So just how ugly and chunky is she? |
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Posted: 10/3/2002 12:28:49 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted: Just deal with it. After all, some girls have had to deal with you hitting on them. There you go! Just think of it as building karmic credit. |
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Posted: 10/3/2002 12:35:48 PM EDT
[#27]
Doing ugly girls is like riding a Japanese motor cycle, "It's fun until your friends catch you doing it!"
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Posted: 10/3/2002 12:42:34 PM EDT
[#28]
For the love of Pete, we can not help you with this situation until you post PICTURES!
Then post a poll. Sounds like you have written off the encounter already. For future reference beware of the "one screw and were officially an item" syndrome. They can assume this immediately post screw. When you clarify it your a big ass for "breaking up". On the other hand she may be in it for the kicks, in which case it will be great sex. |
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Posted: 10/3/2002 12:53:02 PM EDT
[#29]
Hello,
My wife told me the other night to give her ten inches and make it hurt, so I fucked her four times and punched her in the face...Did I just say that aloud? Ooops, she heard that....Damn! She just found my trusty old M4....TAKE COVER!!! [flag] Regards, Petri |
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Posted: 10/3/2002 3:13:24 PM EDT
[#30]
On a scale of 1-10 what is she?
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Posted: 10/3/2002 4:08:02 PM EDT
[#31]
Since you are young and have not completed your education yet I'm going to give you the best advice you will ever receive:
DO NOT EVER, EVER, EVER TURN DOWN SEX WITH ANY WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!! Only three exceptions: 1. Jane Fonda 2. A Senator from California 3. A Senator from New York |
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Posted: 10/4/2002 1:53:23 AM EDT
[#32]
She was ugly, eh? As Chris Rock would say, that's sexual harassment.
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Posted: 10/4/2002 7:29:38 AM EDT
[#33]
Never turn anything down, except face down.
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Posted: 10/4/2002 7:53:02 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted: Since you are young and have not completed your education yet I'm going to give you the best advice you will ever receive: DO NOT EVER, EVER, EVER TURN DOWN SEX WITH ANY WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!! Only three exceptions: 1. Jane Fonda 2. A Senator from California 3. A Senator from New York You forgot... 4. Former Attorney Generals that run for Florida Governor. |
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Posted: 10/4/2002 8:41:42 AM EDT
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Quoted: Hello, My wife told me the other night to give her ten inches and make it hurt, so I fucked her four times and punched her in the face Uh...so does that mean you're only 2.5 inches and had to do her 4 times to get to 10? [peep] |
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Posted: 10/4/2002 8:54:05 AM EDT
[#36]
IMHO........
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never get a pretty woman to be your wife........from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you. I'm single, so what do I know. |
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Posted: 10/4/2002 10:14:01 AM EDT
[#37]
this is the best rating system around, and of course, i developed it. It's the Face X Body multiplier. Simple...you just pick your number and stick to it. When you see a girl, or they hit on you as in this case, you multiply the face and body rating (1-10 scale) together. If they meet or exceed your threshold number....bang away!
for instance, my number is a relatively high 42. That means the face X body has to be like a 6x7 (42) or a 5x8 (45) or so. My feeling is that on these boards, we are going to have some threshold numbers on the lower side, but the more the merrier right? Rich |
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Posted: 10/4/2002 10:19:48 AM EDT
[#38]
Don't do it!! What decent, moral, upstanding, responsible young man wants to be just another notch on a lipstick case? Do you know how cheap and sleazy you will feel in the morning? This little trallop just wants to use you for some fast gratification. You will wake up feeling dirty, cheap, and used, and the dirt doesn't wash off in the shower, either. You're not the fisrt guy that this floozy has unleashed her guiles on, nor will you be the last. How would you feel years from now knowing that this woman is showing her yearbook to her daughter and bragging about all the guys she seduced and that you're one of them! What kind of a sleazy pig at you for even THINKING about such a thing? And what are you going to tell her after, when she professes her undying love for you and wants to take you on the Jerry Springer Show? lmao |
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Posted: 10/4/2002 10:43:41 AM EDT
[#39]
of course, there's another tack..........
Dump the broad right now!!!! Get a message off to Blind Rat and BlingBling inc. and order his chrome plated front sight, the leopard skin shooter stool handle cover, a Vin-Ray gold plated carbide smoker, and the fuzzy wind indicator, along with the nekkid lady mud flaps. You'll be swamped with offere from the foxy bitches and wind up with more than you can handle. Trust me on this one!!! |
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Posted: 10/5/2002 2:54:47 AM EDT
[#40]
Uh...so does that mean you're only 2.5 inches and had to do her 4 times to get to 10? Hehheh...Just kidding, mate :) Maybe I can strech slightly more thatn that :) Regards, Petri |
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