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Link Posted: 10/6/2012 2:55:11 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/6/2012 3:06:47 AM EDT
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When officers arrived, the 425-pound Espinoza had escaped. He was located by helicopter shortly afterward hiding in a backyard, and a front yard, and the side yard, on the 500 block of E. Central.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 3:32:33 AM EDT
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Chop that POS shit up and feed him to the sharks...
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 3:40:58 AM EDT
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Holy Shit! Dude looks like something out of a hollywood horror movie....
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 4:30:50 AM EDT
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Are you people heartless?  

Have you considered that he was probably hungry and hadn't had a meal in 3 or 4 minutes?


Link Posted: 10/6/2012 4:44:57 AM EDT
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Chop that POS shit up and feed him to the sharks...


The sharks would never eat again.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 5:04:24 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/6/2012 5:30:37 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/6/2012 5:37:30 AM EDT
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You're a soccer coach. Now in an ideal work you're in shape. Peter Griffin is not in shape. You couldn't keep him from running walking away while he breathed heavily?

Proof that soccer is fucking lame.


Half of my coaches over the years were in shape, they would actually run with us and actively participate, the other half were the stand around and tell you what to do type.

Still, how exactly do you stop a 425lb man? It says that the coach "tackled" him.... what more do you want?


Fuck me. I weigh 190. If I tried to tackle that bastard, I would bounce off.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 5:38:20 AM EDT
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Chop that POS shit up and feed him to the sharks...


The sharks would never eat again.


They wouldn't need to.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 5:55:33 AM EDT
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Quoted:
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You're a soccer coach. Now in an ideal work you're in shape. Peter Griffin is not in shape. You couldn't keep him from running walking away while he breathed heavily?

Proof that soccer is fucking lame.


Half of my coaches over the years were in shape, they would actually run with us and actively participate, the other half were the stand around and tell you what to do type.

Still, how exactly do you stop a 425lb man? It says that the coach "tackled" him.... what more do you want?


When I worked as a bouncer whenever someone that large came in we all looked at each other and prayed we didn't have to drag them out of the bar.  I am 6'2" 210lbs and I do not think I could detain someone that large.  Physics is a bitch.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 6:05:32 AM EDT
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he was going to eat the child.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 6:19:36 AM EDT
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It's all a misunderstanding.

The kid got too close and was sucked into the guy's gravity well.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 8:17:13 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/6/2012 8:19:37 AM EDT
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That has photoshop potential


Hard to believe it isn't already.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 8:23:11 AM EDT
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id hate to serve that guy in a restaurant




Just give him a wafer-thin mint.







 
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 6:26:55 PM EDT
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Half of my coaches over the years were in shape, they would actually run with us and actively participate, the other half were the stand around and tell you what to do type.

Still, how exactly do you stop a 425lb man? It says that the coach "tackled" him.... what more do you want?


He's a 425lb man. Knock him down and watch him try to get up –– it's not exactly easy for them. Shit he tried to grab a little boy, kick him while he's down. Plus I'm sure the guy wasn't exactly running....

Link Posted: 10/6/2012 6:29:55 PM EDT
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why the long face?


I'll bet whoever took the mugshot photo asked him that very question.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 6:30:12 PM EDT
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Kin to Honey Boo Boo?


no. over in wilkinson county where honey boo boo lives they'd shoot his fat ass thinking he was a huge wild hog


GR
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