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Posted: 10/27/2002 8:28:29 AM EDT
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Quoted: Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? LordTrader Who put the ram In the rama lama ding dong? Goatboy Who put the bop In the bop shoo bop shoo bop? Buddy Holly Who put the dip In the dip da dip da dip? Lays? Sgtar15 PS Your welcome Wasted-lif...that will be .05 cents please |
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Posted: 10/27/2002 8:29:26 AM EDT
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What should I have for dinner tonight?
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Posted: 10/27/2002 8:49:48 AM EDT
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Quoted: What should I have for dinner tonight? 4oz of meat 2 servings of Veggies 1 Serving of grain Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/27/2002 9:06:13 AM EDT
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Will 22 get 93 today?
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Posted: 10/27/2002 9:08:13 AM EDT
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Quoted: Will 22 get 93 today? Emmitt Smith is not worthy of any record!!! But he probably will. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/27/2002 9:08:41 AM EDT
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Why cant I get laid?!!? It's been two years since I got some!! Help me Sarge!![:(]
-T, |
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Posted: 10/27/2002 9:15:43 AM EDT
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Quoted: Why cant I get laid?!!? It's been two years since I got some!! Help me Sarge!![:(] -T, I see you live in Cal, so do I. Here is the problem. You think woman care about looks and how well a man treats them, this is false. Woman only care about financial security. Get a better paying job and make as much money as you can! Then women will flock to you, no matter how bad you treat them. Also, stop hanging out with Imbroglio!! Sgtar15 PS If this don't work you can always turn gay, after all you probably already are great with your hands right? |
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Posted: 10/27/2002 9:25:28 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Why cant I get laid?!!? It's been two years since I got some!! Help me Sarge!![:(] -T, I see you live in Cal, so do I. Here is the problem. You think woman care about looks and how well a man treats them, this is false. Woman only care about financial security. Get a better paying job and make as much money as you can! Then women will flock to you, no matter how bad you treat them. Also, stop hanging out with Imbroglio!! Sgtar15 PS If this don't work you can always turn gay, after all [red]you probably already are great with your hands right?[/red] No comment.[>:/] LOL. |
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Posted: 10/27/2002 9:30:56 AM EDT
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Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who put the ram In the rama lama ding dong? Who put the bop In the bop shoo bop shoo bop? Who put the dip In the dip da dip da dip? Who was that man? I can answer that one, Al Gore, right? |
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Posted: 10/27/2002 9:33:52 AM EDT
[#10]
Do you have a good recipe for crab cakes?
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Posted: 10/27/2002 9:36:19 AM EDT
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Quoted: Do you have a good recipe for crab cakes? Sgtar15's rule#1: If it smells like fish, don't eat it!! Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/27/2002 9:40:41 AM EDT
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hmmm, what can I do to boost my post count?
(IOW, what's it like to be a postwhore?)[:D] |
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Posted: 10/27/2002 11:55:47 AM EDT
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Why do stores that are open 24 hours a day put locks on the doors?
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Posted: 10/27/2002 11:58:12 AM EDT
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Quoted: hmmm, what can I do to boost my post count? Give me your login on name and password. (IOW, what's it like to be a postwhore?)[:D] Hey, a mans gotta go with his streangths! Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/27/2002 11:59:12 AM EDT
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Quoted: Why do stores that are open 24 hours a day put locks on the doors? Pee breaks. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/27/2002 12:15:08 PM EDT
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What is the speed of dark?
If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear it fall, where do they bury the survivors? |
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Posted: 10/27/2002 12:19:23 PM EDT
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So how do I get an asian chick?
they are fine! |
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Posted: 10/27/2002 12:19:38 PM EDT
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Quoted: What is the speed of dark? Darkness is the absence of light, hence there is no speed. If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear it fall, where do they bury the survivors? What, do I look like a moron? Nevermind, don't answer that. You don't bury survivors...you burn them SGtar15 |
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Posted: 10/27/2002 12:22:38 PM EDT
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Quoted: So how do I get an asian chick? they are fine! $5, luv you long time! Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/27/2002 12:30:12 PM EDT
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If the woman you're sleeping with is not very exciting, is it considered bad manners to use the condoms that are "ribbed for HER pleasure", and put them on inside out?
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Posted: 10/27/2002 12:32:25 PM EDT
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Quoted: If the woman you're sleeping with is not very exciting, is it considered bad manners to use the condoms that are "ribbed for HER pleasure", and put them on inside out? Here's a tip. God made woman with three holes for a reason....if you ain't having fun then try a differant hole. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/27/2002 1:02:12 PM EDT
[#22]
Ok... What is a Dyson Sphere? And how many dead kittens will fit in one?
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Posted: 10/27/2002 1:17:28 PM EDT
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Quoted: Ok... What is a Dyson Sphere? It's a ball that Mr Dyson made. And how many dead kittens will fit in one? 5, more if you put the dead kittens in a blender first. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/27/2002 1:25:19 PM EDT
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Sgtar15,
The problem is this: An institutionalized 25 y/o WF with multiple psychoses, borderline personality disorder most prominant, showing multiple and repeated scarrings on both arms due to self inflicted wounds comes into the ED with a chief complaint of frequent burning urination. As I am getting her physical done she tells me she likes me. I say thanks. She then grips my genitalia firmly. How do I get away? She has really sharp pointy fingernails, and I have to go pee now. Thank God there is a terminal in the room. Edited to say Hurry! Oh Please! Hurry! |
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Posted: 10/27/2002 1:30:14 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: What should I have for dinner tonight? 4oz of meat 2 servings of Veggies 1 Serving of grain Sgtar15 What? No alcohol? Isn't booze one of the most important food groups? Maybe I should have asked an expert.[:D] |
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Posted: 10/27/2002 4:01:48 PM EDT
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Quoted: Sgtar15, The problem is this:. She then grips my genitalia firmly. How do I get away? She has really sharp pointy fingernails, and I have to go pee now. Thank God there is a terminal in the room. Edited to say Hurry! Oh Please! Hurry! Well, if ya gotta pee, start peeing on her!! If this don't work....well, it took me awhile to respond so your probably dead by now anyways.. Sorry Quoted: What? No alcohol? Isn't booze one of the most important food groups? Maybe I should have asked an expert.[:D] I repeat....1 serving of grain!!! Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/27/2002 5:08:57 PM EDT
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Why is it EnRoute Centers must provide 5nm lateral separation but Appraoch Controls only require 3nm lateral separation ??
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Posted: 10/27/2002 5:27:23 PM EDT
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Oooo easy. Convergent flight paths and better ATC oversight. Even I knew that.
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Posted: 10/27/2002 5:51:54 PM EDT
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There is a young couple who came to this area a few years back. They grew up in Oklahoma were high school sweethearts and inseperable anyway they got married just before moving here. They are having problems and have decided to divorce, I know they will no longer be husband and wife but by Alaskan Law will they still be first cousins?
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Posted: 10/27/2002 6:12:47 PM EDT
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Is it farther from here to Dallas or by plane?
Do you walk to work or take your lunch? If a half pint of wiskey makes you half tight, does a whole pint make your hole tight? If if takes you hour to dig a whole hole, how long does it take to dig a half a hole? Should I fake my orgasms? |
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Posted: 10/27/2002 6:15:31 PM EDT
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Oops, forgot the important questions?
Answer me these questions three! What is your name? What is your favorite color? What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow? |
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Posted: 10/27/2002 7:45:37 PM EDT
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If someone is holding a gun to you head and give you the choice of either blowing Jim Nabors or kissing Rosie O'Donnell, what should you do?
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Posted: 10/27/2002 10:29:20 PM EDT
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Quoted: Is it farther from here to Dallas or by plane? Pickup of course!! Do you walk to work or take your lunch? See sig line below If a half pint of wiskey makes you half tight, does a whole pint make your hole tight? No, it makes you an a$$hole!!! If if takes you hour to dig a whole hole, how long does it take to dig a half a hole? Should I fake my orgasms? If it don't get all over her face, You need someone to take your place! What is your name? [b][red][size=6]Sgtar15[/size=6][/b][/red]...Damn!?!?! What is your favorite color? Don't know...am colored blind What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow? For speed refer to above sex answer......also, the average volumn of a typicle swallow is about 1-2 teaspoons. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/27/2002 10:31:03 PM EDT
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Quoted: If someone is holding a gun to you head and give you the choice of either blowing Jim Nabors or kissing Rosie O'Donnell, what should you do? Easy, I would wrestle the gun away from the bad guy and shoot myself. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/28/2002 5:36:38 AM EDT
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Quoted: Oooo easy. Convergent flight paths and better ATC oversight. Even I knew that. Close! The difference is ARTCC's utilize composite radar from muliple sights (3 on average) while TRACONS have single sight radar so the reduced seperation minimum is permitted. (no lag for the computer to generate the composite picture) The TRACONS do get to utilize "diverging courses" seperation with no lateral restrictions too. |
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Posted: 10/28/2002 7:05:01 AM EDT
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9mm or .45?
Glock or 1911? |
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Posted: 10/28/2002 7:34:36 AM EDT
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Quoted: 9mm or .45? Glock or 1911? ,45acp & 1911!!! 9mm is a ladies gun[;)] Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/28/2002 8:38:40 AM EDT
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If I put an "88" after my name, will I instantly become an moron or is it a gradual effect?
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Posted: 10/28/2002 10:00:49 AM EDT
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Dear Sgtar15,
I was traveling back from some hunting this weekend and I stopped at a gas station to fill up. While pumping gas and watching the street punks walk by, I kept hearing the load meow from a crying cat. I finished pumping the fuel and ran in to the gas station quickly to grab a Kit Kat and a drink before the hoodlums started unloading the contents of my pickup box. I had to grab a bag of ice to keep my fresh kill from spoiling in the cooler. As I approached the ice chest, it was apparent that that “meowing” was coming from behind. I grabbed the bag of ice and peeked behind the chest to eye a small grayish tabby kitten. It continued to cry, non-stop. It cried louder as it seen me peering at it. What would Sgtar15 do? What should I do? A) Continue on my route home. B) Shoot the street punks and call it even. C) Give the kitty my Kit-Kat. D) Snatch the kitty and take it home to love and cherish it. E) Shoot the kitty and add it to my previous kill in the cooler. Anyway, I had no room for a small kitty and the 3 hr trip left home would have surely resulted in it’s death so I went in and bought it a can of tuna. Was I right, or should I have adopted the scared abandoned kitten? Sincerely, Confused in Texas |
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Posted: 10/29/2002 6:50:29 AM EDT
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Quoted: What would Sgtar15 do? A) Continue on my route home. B) Shoot the street punks and call it even. C) Give the kitty my Kit-Kat. D) Snatch the kitty and take it home to love and cherish it. E) Shoot the kitty and add it to my previous kill in the cooler. Easy: [b]E[/b] Anyway, I had no room for a small kitty and the 3 hr trip left home would have surely resulted in it’s death so I went in and bought it a can of tuna. Was I right, or should I have adopted the scared abandoned kitten? Sincerely, Confused in Texas And you call yourself a hunter.[V][V][V] Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/29/2002 7:23:02 AM EDT
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Buses 1, 2, and 3 make one trip each day, and they are the only ones that riders A, B, C, D, E, F, and G take to work.
Neither E nor G takes bus 1 on a day when B does. G does not take bus 2 on a day when D does. When A and F take the same bus, it is always bus 3. C always takes bus 3. Traveling together to work, B, C, and G could take which of the same buses on a given day? (A) 1 only (B) 2 only (C) 3 only (D) 2 and 3 only (E) 1, 2, and 3 |
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Posted: 10/29/2002 7:33:14 AM EDT
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Traveling together to work, B, C, and G could take which of the same buses on a given day? (A) 1 only (B) 2 only (C) 3 only (D) 2 and 3 only (E) 1, 2, and 3 Obviously these people live in a foriegn country, because we Americans drive our big ass SUV's to work the way God and George Washington himself intended!! Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/29/2002 11:52:33 AM EDT
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Dear Sgtar15,
I have more guns than I can shoot. I am spending way too much on guns and gun goodies. I just remortgaged my house to pay off the credit cards that were full of gun debt. Yet everyday I find myself going to a gun shop lusting for more. What should I do? signed, Can't_Get_Enough_Guns_Especially_Short_Rifles |
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Posted: 10/29/2002 12:24:47 PM EDT
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How can I have been married over 20 yrs and still have amassed a huge firearms collection without any tradeoffs? (no she doesn't have the combo to the safe) ;) |
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Posted: 10/29/2002 12:36:03 PM EDT
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Quoted: Dear Sgtar15, I have more guns than I can shoot. Blasphemy!!!! Yet everyday I find myself going to a gun shop lusting for more. What should I do? Either get more credit cards or send some of those damn guns to me!! How can I have been married over 20 yrs and still have amassed a huge firearms collection without any tradeoffs? (no she doesn't have the combo to the safe) ;) You must make decent money and have a wonderful wife....Congrates!! Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/29/2002 12:47:56 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Dear Sgtar15, I have more guns than I can shoot. Blasphemy!!!! Yet everyday I find myself going to a gun shop lusting for more. What should I do? Either get more credit cards or send some of those damn guns to me!! Sgtar15 This is Carbine_Man's headless trunk typing this reply. Upon reading Sgtar15's accusation of blasphemy, and realizing he was typing his 500th post, Carbine_Man's head exploded. Only a few minutes more now..../a.,ma d;l ewokf awf hands are going limp now 'ads'aja 'pw |
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Posted: 10/29/2002 12:58:05 PM EDT
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This has been the best thread as of late.
Thank you Sgtar15. [img]http://netti.nic.fi/~amantes/080102redgirls.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 10/29/2002 12:59:31 PM EDT
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Now that Chas. Schultz is dead will Charley Brown finally get to kick the football?
Why is it said that dogs are colorblind? Why is the absence of all light black yet the absence of all color is white? |
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Posted: 10/29/2002 1:03:59 PM EDT
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Quoted: Now that Chas. Schultz is dead will Charley Brown finally get to kick the football? No, since he is dead he can't draw Charlie Brown anymore. Why is it said that dogs are colorblind? Not enough brain cells for colored sight. Why is the absence of all light black yet the absence of all color is white? Because a dog designed the color scheme. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/29/2002 1:47:55 PM EDT
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Quoted: So how do I get an asian chick? they are fine! Are you an American citizen? I could get ya one that comes with $20,000 that you can keep Just sign these papers and you ready to go! hehe |
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