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Link Posted: 11/21/2001 9:36:50 AM EDT
[#1]
LMAO!!!  F'ing Great!  

Right Said Fred = One Hit Wonder!
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 9:37:14 AM EDT
[#2]
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   I am not an old fart. I am almost a middle-aged poot. 37 yrs old. I run 5 miles every morning and work-out every other day. Just for kicks about 3 months ago I did a PT test. I ran the duece in 10:27. 146 pushups in 2 and stopped at 100 sit-ups in 2. (didn't want to lose breakfast)
   I look good enough to steal your woman right in front of you and then go do your mama. All after drinking all night and working all week. Then go to the range after washing your nasty women off me and blow your brand new Scooby-Doo underoos off your punk ass in any rifle or pistol match of your choice.
   If you BOYS would get your head out of your ass. You would realize the only reason that you are able to flap your big damn mouth in the best country in the world is because of these old MEN who had balls enough to get it done.
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*YAWN*

Me thinks you doth brageth too much.
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 9:45:05 AM EDT
[#3]
What humility too!
Ice
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 9:57:18 AM EDT
[#4]
It's great that we have so many new, younger members! Although it may be a pain to SOME older members/folks, it is really good. I wish I had access to so many honest, knowledgeable fellow shooters, and information when I was 15! Much more accurate info here than at the gun shows, or the local "know it all" at the neighborhood gun shop. [;)]


Tyler
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 10:00:13 AM EDT
[#5]
You damned kids have it easy these days. When I started going on bulletin boards if you wanted to post a message, the text had to be converted into binary BY HAND, make a punchcard and then finally you had to find someone with a card reader with a 110 baud modem hooked to the machine. Post pics back then? HA, unless you like text character mosaics.
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 10:01:58 AM EDT
[#6]
ROTFLMFAO,
Imbroglio, that was funny [:D] congratulations, your first real joke.
Ice
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 10:02:16 AM EDT
[#7]
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   I am not an old fart. I am almost a middle-aged poot. 37 yrs old. I run 5 miles every morning and work-out every other day. Just for kicks about 3 months ago I did a PT test. I ran the duece in 10:27. 146 pushups in 2 and stopped at 100 sit-ups in 2. (didn't want to lose breakfast)
   I look good enough to steal your woman right in front of you and then go do your mama. All after drinking all night and working all week. Then go to the range after washing your nasty women off me and blow your brand new Scooby-Doo underoos off your punk ass in any rifle or pistol match of your choice.
   If you BOYS would get your head out of your ass. You would realize the only reason that you are able to flap your big damn mouth in the best country in the world is because of these old MEN who had balls enough to get it done.




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Most people who type this sort of stuff look like [b]Fat Bastard[/b]... [:D]


Tyler
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 10:17:17 AM EDT
[#8]
Nothing at all to do with age.  

Nor is it limited to this board, which is actually better than most. It’s merely a feature of the forum. Anonymity= zero accountability = behavior which, if exhibited in the real world, might even be considered pathological.  When there are few restraints on behavior, all sorts of odd activities manifest themselves.

The Internet, due to its nature, tends to provoke actions by those who are, in some manner, constrained outside of it. I’ve just come to expect the rudeness, the self-aggrandizement, the lack of intelligent response, and outright bullshit attempted to be passed off as gospel.  Best ignored, as there’s no real harm done, except to the credibility of the individual.

I just hope most of this is acted out here, so that they can go about their normal lives somewhat relieved of their stresses. Probably a small price to pay for their therapy.

As far as AR15.com - Ive seen a hell of a lot more respectful disagreement than Ive seen asshole flame wars. Overall, theres an abundence of good folk here.

Luck
Alac

If you don’t like the forum vote with your feet.

Link Posted: 11/21/2001 10:22:07 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Nothing at all to do with age.  

Nor is it limited to this board, which is actually better than most. It’s merely a feature of the forum. Anonymity= zero accountability = behavior which, if exhibited in the real world, might even be considered pathological.  When there are few restraints on behavior, all sorts of odd activities manifest themselves.

The Internet, due to its nature, tends to provoke actions by those who are, in some manner, constrained outside of it. I’ve just come to expect the rudeness, the self-aggrandizement, the lack of intelligent response, and outright bullshit attempted to be passed off as gospel.  Best ignored, as there’s no real harm done, except to the credibility of the individual.

I just hope most of this is acted out here, so that they can go about their normal lives somewhat relieved of their stresses. Probably a small price to pay for their therapy.

As far as AR15.com - Ive seen a hell of a lot more respectful disagreement than Ive seen asshole flame wars. Overall, theres an abundence of good folk here.

Luck
Alac

If you don’t like the forum vote with your feet.

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Ditto.
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 10:29:30 AM EDT
[#10]
Are we really suprised at this finding?  In this case, stereotypes work well to break down the AR15.com situation:

Youngins:
-generally like to socialize more.  What better place than a chatroom/discussion forum?

-are "into" newer things and the such...like computers, chat room, etc.

-are more likely in need of information on firearms...so, again, what better place than here?
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 10:40:48 AM EDT
[#11]
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-are more likely in need of information on firearms...so, again, what better place than here?
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How about one of those ancient depositories of information called a "library".
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 11:16:15 AM EDT
[#12]
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well sgtar15, i to am a Sgt in the USAF.  and am 22 years old.
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Well I can tell you from experience that you (as a 22 yo) have ZERO leadership skills and NO experience. Because you made rank first time means squat, except you had your nose in the PFE all day instead of working. Maybe you should listen to those older E-4`s, they just might know what they are talking about.
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 11:47:50 AM EDT
[#13]
you youngins got to learn to respect your elders.
its in your best interests to do so [:)]

Old people tend not to give their prized possessions(guns,money etc.) to people that treat them like shit. [;)]



Link Posted: 11/21/2001 12:09:26 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
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-are more likely in need of information on firearms...so, again, what better place than here?
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How about one of those ancient depositories of information called a "library".
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any one else remember card catalogs
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 12:23:12 PM EDT
[#15]
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 12:27:03 PM EDT
[#16]
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 12:32:45 PM EDT
[#17]
I agree.  Too many just like the looks of the AR and seek to make it an "assault rifle" by cosmetic changes.  Short barrels, folding stocks, bits and pieces that can break, fall off and the like.  Nothing done on the shooter part of the equation...

Then we have the Garand types that think the problems this fine system had in its infancy still exist today.  And they think a little .224" bullet is only suitable for taking groundhogs and chucks.

Somewhere in between is the truth.
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 1:34:45 PM EDT
[#18]
You mean the AR isn't just for looks?!?!?!? [:O]

Yes, I'm one of the young ones.  I can still see, haven't reverted back to diapers, and don't have hair growing out my ears, so I can hear just fine. [;D]
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 2:01:47 PM EDT
[#19]
Sounds like an old fart to me...
One who can't spell either.

hahahhahahahahaha
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 2:13:42 PM EDT
[#20]
28, party like 20, feel like 50 the next AM.  

It's a GOOD sign that us young'uns are interested (granted, I barely fit in that group anymore).  And for all you old farts: my views are changing daily and my tolerance for 'stupid shit' is growing perilously thin already (too many dumbasses in the world).  

Just remember that the punk that you harangue today is the one who'll be changing your adult diapers tomorrow.
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 2:45:34 PM EDT
[#21]
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I agree.  Too many just like the looks of the AR and seek to make it an "assault rifle" by cosmetic changes.  Short barrels, folding stocks, bits and pieces that can break, fall off and the like.  Nothing done on the shooter part of the equation...

Then we have the Garand types that think the problems this fine system had in its infancy still exist today.  And they think a little .224" bullet is only suitable for taking groundhogs and chucks.

Somewhere in between is the truth.
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Now this guy understands!!  Yes the internet offers privacy behind a screen but that is no reason to lower ones moral character.  Ultimitely we "old timers" will get revenge.  Cause when you youngins are our age you will be saying the same thing.

Shoot better...I think not!  And at least we can last longer in the sack than 3 minutes.....without Viagra mind you[;)]

BTW, I can spell(sometimes)....I just can't type.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 2:47:40 PM EDT
[#22]
Fighting-Illini, you are one that cracks me up the most!!!!  I would thing with all your wisdom you would have made General with the IDF by now!  Maybe you can recommend a new assult weapons training program for them.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 3:00:20 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Fighting-Illini, you are one that cracks me up the most!!!!  I would thing with all your wisdom you would have made General with the IDF by now!  Maybe you can recommend a new assult weapons training program for them.

Sgtar15
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Sgtar15,

   I hate to break it to youar, but that wasn't me.  It was one of the other million or so subscribers to @Home.  I learned about it the next day from AUG, who was the only one not too pissed off at "me" to explain to me why people were making references to me and the IDF.

Sincerely,
Fighting-Illini

Link Posted: 11/21/2001 3:20:25 PM EDT
[#24]
I'm 26. The only thing that Garands kick is ass.  They don't recoil......but an old fart with a bug up seems to.
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 3:41:05 PM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 4:19:32 PM EDT
[#26]
Cops asked you for advice on hand guns when you have only been eligable to buy them for less than one year?  What kind of hands on experience do these guys think you have that they don't?
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 4:28:36 PM EDT
[#27]
What is the concensus regarding old fart age vs. youngins age? I'd like to know which group to support or insult.

[%(]
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 7:28:38 PM EDT
[#28]
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any one else remember card catalogs
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I went to the library last year to do research for a speaking engagement and had to ask where the card catalogs were.  The woman looked at me like I was from outer space and then in a snooty voice said "we don't have [b]those[/b] any more--it's all done by computer now."  [BD]
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I'm with you there...I much prefer card catalogs over computaters.  Though I am still trying to decipher these enigmas Imbroglio mentions by the name of "libraries".
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 11:14:14 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
I never said I "knew everything"!  Now you old farts are seeing things too!  Get to the eye doctor quick, and see if they can up your prescription on those coke bottles you're wearing!

All I said was that you old farts are blind, senile, and you shake a lot!  Oh yeah....and I can outshoot you too!  
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That's good advice because some blind old fart is bound to mistake you for a racoon and run your ass over with his '73 Caddy.
Link Posted: 11/22/2001 12:02:10 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
-are more likely in need of information on firearms...so, again, what better place than here?
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How about one of those ancient depositories of information called a "library".
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any one else remember card catalogs
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Just HAD to mention those, huh? And I was feeling so much better, too........
Link Posted: 11/22/2001 10:13:57 AM EDT
[#31]

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Quoted:

I am not an old fart. I am almost a middle-aged poot. 37 yrs old. I run 5 miles every morning and work-out every other day. Just for kicks about 3 months ago I did a PT test. I ran the duece in 10:27. 146 pushups in 2 and stopped at 100 sit-ups in 2. (didn't want to lose breakfast)
I look good enough to steal your woman right in front of you and then go do your mama. All after drinking all night and working all week. Then go to the range after washing your nasty women off me and blow your brand new Scooby-Doo underoos off your punk ass in any rifle or pistol match of your choice.
If you BOYS would get your head out of your ass. You would realize the only reason that you are able to flap your big damn mouth in the best country in the world is because of these old MEN who had balls enough to get it done.

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*YAWN*

Me thinks you doth brageth too much.  

Ice
What humility too!
Ice  

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Most people who type this sort of stuff look like Fat Bastard...


Tyler
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    Wow, I learned an important lesson today. Never post and run. Just got back from the woods and read this.

   My post was to prove that age is not proof of ability. The BOYS started talking smack so I jacked them. It seems a few of them objected.

Most people who type this sort of stuff look like Fat Bastard...


Tyler
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   Most people who type this sort of stuff are called Trolls.



 


Link Posted: 11/22/2001 10:53:22 AM EDT
[#32]
Link Posted: 11/22/2001 11:09:03 AM EDT
[#33]
Old fart?.....old fart?........yeah......what dya` want?.............[50]
Link Posted: 11/22/2001 12:11:02 PM EDT
[#34]
All these youngins have such bad aim that even when they are playing with thier own gun they shoot all over their own hands![;)].

Now go back to the kiddie table!!

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 11/22/2001 12:40:26 PM EDT
[#35]
 I'm sure most of the older folks have heard this one before, so I will repeat it for the young guns.

    A young bull and an old bull were walking over to the next pasture to see if they could "TALK" to the ladies. The young bull was running his mouth a mile a minute about how he was gonna do this and gonna do that to the ladies. The old bull just smiled and enjoyed the young bull's enthusiasm. Just as they top the hill, the ladies came into sight. The young bull starts pawing the ground, snorting and stomping. Then he takes off down the hill and quickly does all the ladies. He had to chase a few down that were "shy" but made sure they all knew who he was.
   He runs back up the hill, sweating and out of breath. He says "Old bull whats wrong, am I too fast for ya?". The old bull says "Yes, boy you are!". The old bull then strides down the hill and looks over the ladies. Then finds the finest lady and starts "TALKING" like its never done before.
   After making sure the lady would survive. He slowly strided up the hill and every single one of the ladies followed him back up the hill......

    Usually when I tell this story. The young guys are curious as to what this story means but the old farts just smile and nod at each other.



Link Posted: 11/22/2001 12:52:37 PM EDT
[#36]
Link Posted: 11/22/2001 6:20:09 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:

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Quoted:

I am not an old fart. I am almost a middle-aged poot. 37 yrs old. I run 5 miles every morning and work-out every other day. Just for kicks about 3 months ago I did a PT test. I ran the duece in 10:27. 146 pushups in 2 and stopped at 100 sit-ups in 2. (didn't want to lose breakfast)
I look good enough to steal your woman right in front of you and then go do your mama. All after drinking all night and working all week. Then go to the range after washing your nasty women off me and blow your brand new Scooby-Doo underoos off your punk ass in any rifle or pistol match of your choice.
If you BOYS would get your head out of your ass. You would realize the only reason that you are able to flap your big damn mouth in the best country in the world is because of these old MEN who had balls enough to get it done.

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*YAWN*

Me thinks you doth brageth too much.  

Ice
What humility too!
Ice  

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Most people who type this sort of stuff look like Fat Bastard...


Tyler
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    Wow, I learned an important lesson today. Never post and run. Just got back from the woods and read this.

   My post was to prove that age is not proof of ability. The BOYS started talking smack so I jacked them. It seems a few of them objected.

Most people who type this sort of stuff look like Fat Bastard...


Tyler
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   Most people who type this sort of stuff are called Trolls.



 


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[argue]Have you been drinking before posting? Don't take things so seriously, geez......
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