Aliquid Latine dixit, melius videtur.  "Anything said in Latin seems to be better."

Have a phrase that sounds ok in English but you want it to sound badass in Latin?  Google translate is not your friend; you will sound like a dumbass.

Over the years I have seen numerous cringe-worthy google translated phrases on different users' gear posted here.

I can help!

I have studied Latin for over 15 years, have a BA in Classical Languages, and currently teach HS Latin.

For only $5 I will take your English phrase (up to 7 words) and provide you with a Latin equivalent.  We can discuss a fee for additional words.

Latin to English or English to Greek are possibilities also for a negotiated rate.

IM me to get the ball rolling.

PayPal F&F or Zelle for payment.

Trades for small parts (AR, 10/22, M&P, or Glock) also considered.

You are awesome! Thank you

IM sent

for the life of me I can’t figure out how to leave you positive feedback. Sorry.

this was a great service very cool and I sure appreciate it. Best five dollars I’ve spent this week by far :-) thank you and have a great weekend

thats only 5 works, you have 2 more to go