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I hate to be this way, but is anyone else nervous a tad when handing anything to the opposite sex?
Yes.
I'll probably get banned for recounting this joke that comes to mind.
A female flight student was having a horrible time, just could NOT fly the airplane, she was to rough on the controls, just could NOT keep the airplane trimmed and flying smoothly.
One instructor decided to take her under his wing and put in the extra work to help her make it through the program. In the briefing before the flight he explained to the young lady, "You have to be gentle with the control stick, you have to coax what you want out of the airplane by gently manipulating that control stick. Treat the stick like it was your boyfriends penis." The instructor could see a twinkle in the gals eye, she looked as if she had an epiphany, so off to the aircraft they went. After take-off, the instructor turns over the controls to the student, and he pleasantly surprised, the airplane is flying marvelously, she performs every maneuver flawlessly. The Instructor comments, "This is marvelous, you doing so much better." The reply he receives back, "An-ooo, iiir, ooo-rre, a-iie, iii eally orking." Wondering why his student is speaking so funny, he leans around to peer at the seat behind him to find the young lady with head down and over the control stick.
Yes, I'm going to hell for that one.