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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:23:34 PM EDT
My wife called me and said I got a notice to go pick up a Certified letter from the Post Office. What kind of shit comes Certified? The only things I've seen Certified are notices that you're going to jail.
Update: turns out it was nothing. I owe the state like $150 bucks. Please return to your regularly scheduled Arfcom. |
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:24:33 PM EDT
[#1]
Nothing good.
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:24:38 PM EDT
[#2]
Could be notification that you have the AIDS, or that you won the publishers clearing house sweepstakes. either way, watch your cornhole when you pick it up.
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:24:42 PM EDT
[#3]
Owe anyone some money?
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:25:01 PM EDT
[#4]
anything that someone wants to be able to document that the item in question was picked up and who picked it up.
There are very few good things that come by certified mail in my experience. |
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:25:08 PM EDT
[#5]
You ARE the father!
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:25:11 PM EDT
[#6]
Anthrax
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:25:24 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Owe anyone some money? |
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:26:14 PM EDT
[#8]
Usually stuff people want documented that you got. You do the math.
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:26:44 PM EDT
[#9]
Grand jury summons maybe.
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:26:51 PM EDT
[#10]
Certified rape.
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:27:27 PM EDT
[#11]
You can look at the letter before you sign for it. Just FYI.
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:27:40 PM EDT
[#12]
It's a trap. Dog the Bounty Hunter is going to be waiting for you when you go to the Post Office to pick it up.
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:28:12 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted: You ARE the father! SURPRISE!!!  Remember for next time, fake name fake address.  |
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:28:21 PM EDT
[#14]
Court summons, audit notification, class action info, letters from your landlord saying he's going to terminate the contract, Ed McMann's prize patrol....
Whatever you do, keep us in the dark for 3-4 days before you open it.
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:29:50 PM EDT
[#15]
In for the let down....
Eviction notice 
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:30:10 PM EDT
[#16]
Divorce papers...... You may wanna get home quick before she has a chance to clear you out
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:30:54 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
In for the let down.... Eviction notice My in-laws own the condo my wife and I live in, I pay them for "rent" directly. I was just with them this weekend, I don't think they'd just send me a letter. 
Quoted:
Whatever you do, keep us in the dark for 3-4 days before you open it. You got it hoss.
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:31:32 PM EDT
[#18]
I'm very sorry. I'm sure you don't deserve it.
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:32:36 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
My wife called me and said I got a notice to go pick up a Certified letter from the Post Office. What kind of shit comes Certified? Quoted:
Divorce papers...... You may wanna get home quick before she has a chance to clear you out That would be some cold-hearted shit right there... |
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:32:44 PM EDT
[#20]
sure why not ... in
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:33:07 PM EDT
[#21]
Nothing good.
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:33:33 PM EDT
[#22]
What comes by certified mail?
Bad news |
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:34:37 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Nothing good. First post. I have recieved certified mail once, and hope it never happens again. |
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:35:49 PM EDT
[#24]
In my case, lawsuits.
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:36:52 PM EDT
[#25]
In my (limited) experience, mostly legal papers.
ETA: I should clarify, the only experience I have hearing about Certified Mail is from working a couple years as a Bailiff...so I probably have a distorted impression. |
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:36:59 PM EDT
[#26]
In for the excitement.
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:37:31 PM EDT
[#27]
car titles come certified mail here.
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:38:02 PM EDT
[#28]
right now the wife is packing and empting the accounts before you get to the postoffice...
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:38:13 PM EDT
[#29]
Is it big enough to have buffalo nuts in it?
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:38:51 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Nothing good. First Post & All. 99% bad news |
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:40:20 PM EDT
[#31]
You didn't renew your team membership.
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:40:53 PM EDT
[#32]
All kinds of things including layoff notices, though not always bad.
My wife and I were worried when she got one from her job. Turns out the 'tards sent her some FMLA forms to fill out- the same ones she got via regular mail a couple days ago. Talk about wanting to wring someones neck! |
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:41:41 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
In for the excitement. |
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:41:58 PM EDT
[#34]
I have never accepted certified mail or a registered letter unless the sender communicated to me ahead of time that something I wanted would be delivered by such means.
If they want me bad enough they can come to my house and knock. |
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:44:24 PM EDT
[#35]
Day 1
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:44:45 PM EDT
[#36]
Tag for very bad outcome.
I'm going with subpeona. |
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:44:56 PM EDT
[#37]
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:44:59 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Nothing good. |
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:47:29 PM EDT
[#39]
It's an important letter from Publisher's Clearinghouse. You should rush right out and get it, it could be worth billions.
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:47:43 PM EDT
[#40]
For the worst things, you're served.
My guess is it's some bullshit class action suit related to something you've bought in the past. |
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:48:44 PM EDT
[#41]
When Cabelas sends me a jumbo hard back catalog and I'm not around to accept it , I'll get a cert letter to come and pick it up !
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:49:22 PM EDT
[#42]
Wife is standing in line at the USPS now to pick it up.
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:49:37 PM EDT
[#43]
Somebody owes you money and they just want to make sure you got it!
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:50:20 PM EDT
[#44]
You got the hiv or a fuck trophy
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:50:28 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted: I have never accepted certified mail or a registered letter unless the sender communicated to me ahead of time that something I wanted would be delivered by such means. If they want me bad enough they can come to my house and knock. QUE? NO JUAN HERE DAT NAME! |
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:51:31 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Nothing good. |
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:51:38 PM EDT
[#47]
Did you pick it up yet? The suspension is killing us!
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:52:33 PM EDT
[#48]
We've gotten stuff certified from teh Chevy dealership, it was nothing more than a really expensive flyer being hand delivered to us. They wanted us to come in and buy a GM vehicle, this after the bailout.........
We as it was tossed in the garbage.
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:53:16 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted: Wife is standing in line at the USPS now to pick it up. Can the wife sign for a certified letter addressed to you? |
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:54:23 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted: Nothing good. yeah, let the state have that inheritance from a long lost relative. |
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