Orlando man accused of starting fires. Love the mugshot.

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Posted: 12/30/2014 12:29:25 AM EDT

A 30-year-old man with a heavily-tattooed face was arrested last week after he admitted to using homemade devices to start fires in burn barrels in Orange County, officials said.

Jeffrey Mark Jalinski of Orlando was charged with possession or discharging a destructive device.

He has since bonded out of Orange County Jail.

Orange County deputies and SWAT served a search warrant at a motor home on Rose Boulevard — near Orange Blossom Trail and West Oak Ridge Road — around 9:15 a.m. Dec. 22.

When they arrived, they found Jalinski inside the motor home with three beer bottles containing possible gasoline and a rag stuck in the neck of each bottle.

Jalinski told the deputies that the bottles belonged to him.

He also said the fluid inside each bottle was gasoline, which "he used the rags to start fires in burn barrels," an arrest report said.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-jeffrey-jalinski-fire-starter-arrest-20141229-story.html

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:34:10 AM EDT

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He's 30? Feeling pretty good about my 36 year old face about now. Don't do meth kids.

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:34:40 AM EDT

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What's the problem here, burning in burn barrels ?

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:35:42 AM EDT

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Starting fires in burn barrels... what am I missing?

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:36:06 AM EDT

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Posted: 12/30/2014 12:36:08 AM EDT

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This may come as a surprise to those not familiar with Orlando, but Orange Blossom Trail and West Oak Ridge is some of the worst parts of Orlando.

When I did security over there I caught two guys disassembling a stolen car in a parking lot off of oak ridge at 3 in the afternoon.

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:36:11 AM EDT

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Thought he was covered in soot at first.

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:36:27 AM EDT

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Aside from a staggering lack of taste in tattoo finery?

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:36:30 AM EDT

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Hhhhhooooooollllllllyyyyyyyy wtf people. Wow. Crazy lookin fella!

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:37:05 AM EDT

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I think it was the Molotov Cocktails.

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:37:44 AM EDT

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Fucking inkies

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:38:19 AM EDT

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I think it was the Molotov Cocktails.

Those and his needle man's tattoo gun both need to be registered as destructive devices.

I'm not anti-ink. I'm just anti-idiocy.

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:38:24 AM EDT

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Yup that's a rough 30, he looks older than I do.

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:38:56 AM EDT

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Looks very trustworthy to me...

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:39:45 AM EDT

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Probably a gator fan.

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:40:02 AM EDT

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A real champion right there, sheesh.

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:40:21 AM EDT

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Florida never fails to disappoint.

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:42:21 AM EDT

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Nice.

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:43:09 AM EDT

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"Facial tattoos. Multiple. One image over left eye appears to be a samurai warrior pleasuring himself into the right eye."

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:43:28 AM EDT

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I just don't see the need to incarcerate someone over this.

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:44:15 AM EDT

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I'm thinking a Badger fan. He's from Madison, WI. He's got quite a record there also.

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:44:22 AM EDT

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Orlando , not surprised

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:46:34 AM EDT

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Posted: 12/30/2014 12:47:47 AM EDT

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If it wasn't harmful, I generally agree with the sentiment. Something tells me this guy was bound to engage in incarceration-worthy behavior at some point in life, so it was just a matter of time.

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:48:32 AM EDT

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How dare he use gas to burn trash....

I don't understand his choice in tattoos, but I can understand wanting to build molotov cocktails and use them to burn trash. Anyone here that says that they wouldn't stand around, drink beer and giggle a little while doing it is a fucking liar.

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:50:01 AM EDT

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Looks like he hates Asians.

http://badgerherald.com/news/2004/09/27/two-men-charged-with/#.VKItyl4AAA

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:50:53 AM EDT

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Posted: 12/30/2014 12:51:30 AM EDT

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Precrime has been prevented!

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:52:42 AM EDT

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Oh, I'm sure there is some yahoo that thinks he can be rehabilitated.

We need to have a dialogue, and come to a group consensus so that we can reach an unbiased understanding of his intentions.

Is he on faces of meth, yet?

I'm sure he is one hell of a chef. His kitchen is in the shed.

I bet that was one hell of a show watching that dude throw molotov cocktails into burn barrels.

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:52:55 AM EDT

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Lmao

Posted: 12/30/2014 1:03:13 AM EDT

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I just don't see the need to incarcerate someone over this.

If it wasn't harmful, I generally agree with the sentiment. Something tells me this guy was bound to engage in incarceration-worthy behavior at some point in life, so it was just a matter of time.

Precrime has been prevented!

Posted: 12/30/2014 1:05:43 AM EDT

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The state says no, so fuck him. Off to prison. Land of the free, motherfuckers.

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Posted: 12/30/2014 1:05:46 AM EDT

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Inside the Vatican.

Posted: 12/30/2014 1:07:37 AM EDT

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Yeah I lost, too.

Posted: 12/30/2014 1:11:24 AM EDT

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How dare he use gas to burn trash....

I don't understand his choice in tattoos, but I can understand wanting to build molotov cocktails and use them to burn trash. Anyone here that says that they wouldn't stand around, drink beer and giggle a little while doing it is a fucking liar.

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I just wouldn't:

A. Post videos on social media about it
B. Let neighbors see my activities
C. Be a face-tatted jack off with no OPSEC.

Those beer bottles with gas and rags? I don't know what you are talking about, but I'm sure my lawyer would love to chat.

This guy doesn't have an attorney buddy...

Posted: 12/30/2014 1:13:01 AM EDT

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What a charming young man

Posted: 12/30/2014 1:14:22 AM EDT

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Inside the Vatican.

Kinky!

Posted: 12/30/2014 1:26:48 AM EDT

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This may come as a surprise to those not familiar with Orlando, but Orange Blossom Trail and West Oak Ridge is some of the worst parts of Orlando.

When I did security over there I caught two guys disassembling a stolen car in a parking lot off of oak ridge at 3 in the afternoon.

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Yeah it's always been a bit on the shady side. It gets worse the farther you head north into downtown. They thinned out the strip clubs and hookers many, many years ago on the south part of Orange Blossom Trail (from Gore southward). So in a sense it's better. But yeah not a place to walk around by your lonesome at night. From Gore up to Colonial used to be really bad. Lots of shootings.

Posted: 12/30/2014 1:28:08 AM EDT

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I just wouldn't:

A. Post videos on social media about it
B. Let neighbors see my activities
C. Be a face-tatted jack off with no OPSEC.

Those beer bottles with gas and rags? I don't know what you are talking about, but I'm sure my lawyer would love to chat.

This guy doesn't have an attorney buddy...

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How dare he use gas to burn trash....

I don't understand his choice in tattoos, but I can understand wanting to build molotov cocktails and use them to burn trash. Anyone here that says that they wouldn't stand around, drink beer and giggle a little while doing it is a fucking liar.

I just wouldn't:

A. Post videos on social media about it
B. Let neighbors see my activities
C. Be a face-tatted jack off with no OPSEC.

Those beer bottles with gas and rags? I don't know what you are talking about, but I'm sure my lawyer would love to chat.

This guy doesn't have an attorney buddy...

I'm sure the public defender has always treated him kindly.

Posted: 12/30/2014 1:29:41 AM EDT

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Why it looks like the superhero fireman

Posted: 12/30/2014 1:30:59 AM EDT

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How dare he use gas to burn trash....

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Throwing that match in and running away from the barrel is a blast (to get away from the blast). You can get a pretty good whomp out of 'em with enough fuel! Not criticizing his technique, but never used a Molotov...