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Posted: 9/14/2011 12:37:51 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/14/2011 12:45:34 PM EDT

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That's clever!

Posted: 9/14/2011 12:48:56 PM EDT

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Found this sometime after watching the magic trick.

Alabazaaahhh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh_W7zFtqVE&feature=related

That's the dumbest shit I've seen here. This was funny to you?

Oh good, I thought it was just me.

me too haha. I was just sitting mouth gapped open

Wanna go camping?

TRG

Posted: 9/14/2011 12:57:14 PM EDT

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Found this sometime after watching the magic trick.

Alabazaaahhh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh_W7zFtqVE&feature=related

That's the dumbest shit I've seen here. This was funny to you?

Posted: 9/14/2011 12:59:23 PM EDT

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wait a minute

did she really? and if so, who did she know when they would take the pic? how does street view work?

ETA

is see http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/08/12/child-corpse-mystery-google-maps-solved/

and check it, she is still there!!
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&q=26%20middle%20road,%20worcester&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl

Posted: 9/14/2011 1:01:35 PM EDT

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how does street view work?

Google has cameras.

Everywhere.

And they are watching. Always watching.

Posted: 9/14/2011 1:03:24 PM EDT

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how does street view work?

Google has cameras.

Everywhere.

And they are watching. Always watching.

Scary part is that Cleverbot passed a turing test the other day. We are getting scary close to AI. Not necessarily human-level intelligence, but at least dog-brain type systems.

Posted: 9/14/2011 1:05:16 PM EDT

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Scary part is that Cleverbot passed a turing test the other day. We are getting scary close to AI. Not necessarily human-level intelligence, but at least dog-brain type systems.

Great. Just what I need–– my laptop chewing on my sneakers and my smartphone pissing on every light pole I walk past.

Posted: 9/14/2011 1:12:12 PM EDT

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How to troll seagulls

Posted: 9/14/2011 1:17:23 PM EDT

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...And the agony of defeat:

Posted: 9/14/2011 2:59:51 PM EDT

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...And the agony of defeat:

http://www.lolzilla.net/images/0342743.gif

I'm going to keep a log of how many times that video gets posted to this thread.

Posted: 9/14/2011 4:31:44 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/14/2011 4:33:49 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/14/2011 4:46:39 PM EDT

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How to troll seagulls

I thought I'd be funny an throw small pebbles in the air down near savannah over the summer... Now I know why "The Birds" can be scary, those fuckers have no fear of bumrushing you and they DID NOT QUIT!!!!

Posted: 9/14/2011 5:35:08 PM EDT

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http://i.imgur.com/SxsGK.gif

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf8fugLNbG1qzetayo1_500.jpg

Posted: 9/14/2011 6:33:22 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/14/2011 7:12:35 PM EDT

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While browsing their neighborhood on Google Maps, residents of Worcester in western England discovered a disturbing image –– which appeared for all the world to be a dead body dumped on the side of the road. The distressed citizens instantly panicked and called they police.

Did they think it was a live video feed? Do they go outside and wave at the satellite so their friends can see them on Google Earth?

Posted: 9/14/2011 7:59:59 PM EDT

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While browsing their neighborhood on Google Maps, residents of Worcester in western England discovered a disturbing image –– which appeared for all the world to be a dead body dumped on the side of the road. The distressed citizens instantly panicked and called they police.

Did they think it was a live video feed? Do they go outside and wave at the satellite so their friends can see them on Google Earth?

You'd be surprised how many people think it really is live.

Posted: 9/14/2011 11:47:55 PM EDT

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Drive Recklessly

Posted: 9/15/2011 12:55:00 AM EDT

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Drive Recklessly

I lost it.

Posted: 9/15/2011 12:58:30 AM EDT

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcN08Tg3PWw&feature=player_embedded

LOL

That instantly reminded me of my parents. My dad bought an Ipad and can't figure how to get to the damn internet on it.

Posted: 9/15/2011 6:57:42 AM EDT

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...And the agony of defeat:

http://www.lolzilla.net/images/0342743.gif

I'm going to keep a log of how many times that video gets posted to this thread.

I think that's the third time; maybe the fourth. (You should take an online IQ test. The way you spot repeating stuff like this-you're bound to score really high, like 300 or something like that.)

Remember ABC's Wild World of Sports?

"The thrill of victory...
...And the agony of defeat?"

Posted: 9/15/2011 7:11:18 AM EDT

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Remember ABC's Wild World of Sports?

"The thrill of victory...
...And the agony of defeat?"

But it MUST be spoken in Howard Cosell's voice!

Posted: 9/15/2011 7:17:40 AM EDT

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http://i.imgur.com/fSGvS.jpg

Looks Chinese.

Gilbert Godfrey

Posted: 9/15/2011 8:12:30 AM EDT

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcN08Tg3PWw&feature=player_embedded

LOL

That instantly reminded me of my parents. My dad bought an Ipad and can't figure how to get to the damn internet on it.

They were cute, huh?

"That's a pretty good monkey!"

Posted: 9/15/2011 2:05:44 PM EDT

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http://i.imgur.com/fSGvS.jpg

Looks Chinese.

Gilbert Godfrey

Yeah, like that! And this!

Posted: 9/15/2011 2:10:45 PM EDT

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While browsing their neighborhood on Google Maps, residents of Worcester in western England discovered a disturbing image –– which appeared for all the world to be a dead body dumped on the side of the road. The distressed citizens instantly panicked and called they police.

Did they think it was a live video feed? Do they go outside and wave at the satellite so their friends can see them on Google Earth?

You'd be surprised how many people think it really is live.

I had a guy swear to me that he has seen himself waving in his own backyard, with it lagged about 10 seconds. He's 'that guy' though.

I can see my old truck parked at my mom's house, so that picture is a couple of years old.

Posted: 9/15/2011 2:13:01 PM EDT

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http://i.imgur.com/fSGvS.jpg

Looks Chinese.

Gilbert Godfrey

Dat ass.

Posted: 9/15/2011 3:13:56 PM EDT

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Cool Korean Comic, keep scrolling down. No need to know Korean to get the gist of the stor....

Shit......

Posted: 9/15/2011 3:45:36 PM EDT

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Drive Recklessly

I lost it.

i lost at the comment of "i did nazi that coming".

Posted: 9/15/2011 3:55:11 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/15/2011 4:04:53 PM EDT

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Drive Recklessly

Here!

Posted: 9/15/2011 6:11:24 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/15/2011 8:33:52 PM EDT

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Well I will add this for your lolz
May not be safe for work

Posted: 9/15/2011 8:55:11 PM EDT

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Remember ABC's Wild World of Sports?

"The thrill of victory...
...And the agony of defeat?"

But it MUST be spoken in Howard Cosell's voice!

<cough> Jim McKay <cough>

Posted: 9/15/2011 9:08:56 PM EDT

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Drive Recklessly

not every pedestrian is a good person

paid for the national coalition for laws can go fuck themselves.

Posted: 9/15/2011 11:09:16 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/15/2011 11:43:14 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/16/2011 12:05:13 AM EDT

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Posted: 9/16/2011 1:59:41 AM EDT

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May not make anyone dissolve into hysterics but I was amused by it. My sister forwarded me this email that she sent to a company dealing in background checks and verifications that is contracted by the company my sister was interviewing for.

On 8/2, Paula called and informed me you were having difficulty verifying my education, Thomas Jefferson High School ('88) and Stilwell Technical Center ('88). I gave her all the information she asked for on the phone. The next day, I called my hometown schools to verify they had my information, and sent you the exact contact names and numbers to get the information you need.

On Friday 8/12, I was again called by someone at your company saying they were having difficulty verifying my education. I repeated the information over the phone and she said she would take care of it first thing Monday morning, which was my first day of employment.

Today Paula called again saying they were having difficulty verifying my education, and seemed to have no knowledge of the previous email (attached) or phone conversations and asked for the information again. Seeing as how I've already been working for the company in question all week and they've made me a nameplate and everything, I can only assume verifying a 23 year-old high school education isn't going to hold up my employment.

However, I have found my diplomas in the 14th box I checked in our 150 degree attic, and will promptly fax a copy to you in the morning. In addition to this, if it helps, I have a couple of Polaroids of my friends and myself in our caps and gowns on graduation night at the Jack-in-the-Box, and the senior tassel that hung from the rear view mirror of my '78 Impala.

If there is any more of your job that I can do for you, please let me know.

Thank you,

Sister's Name

That reminds me of my 10th attempt to unsubscribe from an investment magazines e-mail newsletter. I sent this to every single e-mail address I could find on their webpage (28 people including IT staff, sales staff, and company executives):

Hello all,

I pride myself in being a very patient person. However, my patience ran out this afternoon when one day after my 10th attempt (see attached) to unsubscribe from the P&I Daily newsletter, I received yet another one in my inbox.

The next time I receive a P&I Daily newsletter, I’m going to start the [Dorcas] daily newsletter and all of you have subscribed to it. Incidentally, it’ll be impossible to unsubscribe to my newsletter as well. The only difference will be that I won’t have worthless instructions on the bottom of mine.

Thank you for your time. I’m positive you’ll hear from me again on Monday.[/quote]

And did they?

Reminds me of a recruiting company I signed on with to look for work. I sent the dumb bitch multiple e-mails and I know she could get my e-mails because we setup the initial interview with them via e-mail only she never got my CONFIRMATION e-mail but got the one after that confirming their address so I showed up with no appointment. I wound up getting a job on my own and kept receiving employment opportunities despite calling her and e-mailing her explaining that I found work. I finally sent her an e-mail from my work address and I got removed.