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Need help. Need pic of dog with tennis balls with wrghbrgl ( or something like that) caption. bonus for Obama pic with it. too many pictures in thread. kthxbai. http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/Nightdriver/Obama.jpg Glad I wasn't drinking coffee!!! |
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Who is that guy? This is what she looked like before she became a man. http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/4c3737a87f8b9a1c63490100/rachel-maddow.jpg TVNewser's Alex Weprin notes that the tan blonde in this picture is indeed "None other than MSNBC's 9 p.m. host Rachel Maddow, who went to Castro Valley High School in Castro Valley, California, where this photo was taken." Manface. I thought that was a photoshop of a dudes mug on a chick at first. |
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It's true! I googled it! Makes perfect sense now! Dear Dr. Laura: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them: When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself? A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here? Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die? I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging. Your devoted fan, Jim |
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http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2011/09/the-system-519-true-stories-from-otakon.jpg That about sums it up..... |
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I seriously sat and cried at this image for like 10 minutes |
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That really looks like Andy Samberg harry potter more like it Beat me to it. |
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If I actually owned an iPhone I would have already sent that. |
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If I actually owned an iPhone I would have already sent that. I already did. Before scrolling down. It was sent. |
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Well, in my defense, I thought she was still alive. that's... um, not helping. Actually. |
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96 pages of yet this was the lamest post in the thread. |
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These are a couple that I like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhMfzc9RbU&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isYF5E0WxGU&feature=related Edit: I failed at embedding the vids [flash width=' 425px' height=' 344px' src='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhMfzc9RbU&feature=related'] edit again... i give up |
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My wangs as hard as a prosthetic leg!!!!!!!!!! |
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Well, in my defense, I thought she was still alive. I assumed you did. |
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Should be titled, "Ikea Furniture Fail." |
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I've been holed up all weekend with a nasty ass cold. That was the first time I laughed in 48 hours. Thanks. |
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Dufus with the shotgun should get a ride in a squad car. |
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I've been holed up all weekend with a nasty ass cold. That was the first time I laughed in 48 hours. Thanks. No problem! Feel better soon! |
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Dufus with the shotgun should get a ride in a squad car. I'm sure it was a tv show prank |
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I've been holed up all weekend with a nasty ass cold. That was the first time I laughed in 48 hours. Thanks. I've never had an ass cold. I guess sneezing must really suck? |
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I've been holed up all weekend with a nasty ass cold. That was the first time I laughed in 48 hours. Thanks. I've never had an ass cold. I guess sneezing must really suck? Nah... it blows. HA! |
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