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Link Posted: 9/9/2011 4:34:23 PM EDT
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Need help.
Need pic of dog with tennis balls with wrghbrgl ( or something like that) caption.  bonus for Obama pic with it.
too many pictures in thread.
kthxbai.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/Nightdriver/Obama.jpg
 


Glad I wasn't drinking coffee!!!
Link Posted: 9/9/2011 4:35:23 PM EDT
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This is what she looked like before she became a man.

http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/4c3737a87f8b9a1c63490100/rachel-maddow.jpg
TVNewser's Alex Weprin notes that the tan blonde in this picture is indeed "None other than MSNBC's 9 p.m. host Rachel Maddow, who went to Castro Valley High School in Castro Valley, California, where this photo was taken."


Manface. I thought that was a photoshop of a dudes mug on a chick at first.
Link Posted: 9/9/2011 4:44:54 PM EDT
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Makes perfect sense now!

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted fan,
Jim
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I seriously sat and cried at this image for like 10 minutes
Link Posted: 9/10/2011 10:38:28 AM EDT
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That really looks like Andy Samberg


harry potter more like it


Beat me to it.
Link Posted: 9/10/2011 11:14:57 AM EDT
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If I actually owned an iPhone I would have already sent that.

 
Link Posted: 9/10/2011 10:18:36 PM EDT
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If I actually owned an iPhone I would have already sent that.  


I already did. Before scrolling down. It was sent.
Link Posted: 9/10/2011 10:50:14 PM EDT
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You can send it to someone with an iphone!

BRB
Link Posted: 9/10/2011 11:30:15 PM EDT
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96 pages of

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Link Posted: 9/10/2011 11:33:27 PM EDT
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96 pages of



Link Posted: 9/10/2011 11:33:53 PM EDT
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96 pages of



So contribute already.
Link Posted: 9/10/2011 11:40:50 PM EDT
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What is this I don't even...



 
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Link Posted: 9/11/2011 1:09:08 AM EDT
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Well, in my defense, I thought she was still alive.  


that's... um, not helping. Actually.





Link Posted: 9/11/2011 1:18:04 AM EDT
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96 pages of



yet this was the lamest post in the thread.
Link Posted: 9/11/2011 1:54:07 AM EDT
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No joke this actually happened to me.



Link Posted: 9/11/2011 2:16:54 AM EDT
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Fucking 96 pages of and .
Link Posted: 9/11/2011 3:12:23 AM EDT
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These are a couple that I like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhMfzc9RbU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isYF5E0WxGU&feature=related

Edit: I failed at embedding the vids

[flash width=' 425px' height=' 344px' src='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhMfzc9RbU&feature=related']

edit again... i give up
Link Posted: 9/11/2011 3:37:02 AM EDT
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Holy fuck.  YES. JUST YES!

 
Link Posted: 9/11/2011 4:25:23 AM EDT
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Holy fuck.  YES. JUST YES!  


My wangs as hard as a prosthetic leg!!!!!!!!!!
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Link Posted: 9/11/2011 1:54:29 PM EDT
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Well, in my defense, I thought she was still alive.  


I assumed you did.
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That's good stuff right there.
Link Posted: 9/11/2011 2:08:54 PM EDT
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That's good stuff right there.


Should be titled, "Ikea Furniture Fail."
Link Posted: 9/11/2011 2:39:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/11/2011 3:23:06 PM EDT
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I've been holed up all weekend with a nasty ass cold. That was the first time I laughed in 48 hours.
Thanks.
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Dufus with the shotgun should get a ride in a squad car.
 
Link Posted: 9/11/2011 4:03:40 PM EDT
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I've been holed up all weekend with a nasty ass cold. That was the first time I laughed in 48 hours.
Thanks.


 

No problem!  Feel better soon!
Link Posted: 9/11/2011 5:03:16 PM EDT
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Dufus with the shotgun should get a ride in a squad car.


 


I'm sure it was a tv show prank
Link Posted: 9/11/2011 5:23:51 PM EDT
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I've been holed up all weekend with a nasty ass cold. That was the first time I laughed in 48 hours.
Thanks.


I've never had an ass cold. I guess sneezing must really suck?
Link Posted: 9/11/2011 5:31:52 PM EDT
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I've been holed up all weekend with a nasty ass cold. That was the first time I laughed in 48 hours.

Thanks.




I've never had an ass cold. I guess sneezing must really suck?


Nah... it blows.



 
Link Posted: 9/11/2011 9:04:07 PM EDT
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I've been holed up all weekend with a nasty ass cold. That was the first time I laughed in 48 hours.
Thanks.


I've never had an ass cold. I guess sneezing must really suck?

Nah... it blows.
 


HA!
Link Posted: 9/11/2011 9:21:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/11/2011 10:10:22 PM EDT
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"Sweeeeet" (Cartman voice)

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You get those at the plane-arium?



 
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